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jellywrestler
12th July 2012, 09:51
Shirriffs texted me yesterday to find out the date of a meeting in 1997, methinks he's going to write a bestselling Autobiography, only real question is
what would he call it?????????????


yep i know i spelted the big word wrongly too

RobGassit
12th July 2012, 15:18
"A Beginners Guide to NZ Sand Traps"

crazy man
12th July 2012, 15:29
crash king or mr knock out

Crasherfromwayback
12th July 2012, 15:49
'A day in the dirt'

Mental Trousers
12th July 2012, 16:17
Random, Misspelt Dribbling from a Sand Trap

Best seller if ever there was one.

Robert Taylor
12th July 2012, 17:47
Shirriffs texted me yesterday to find out the date of a meeting in 1997, methinks he's going to write a bestselling Autobiography, only real question is
what would he call it?????????????


yep i know i spelted the big word wrongly too

Bit Craig canknot spellll.............

Quasievil
12th July 2012, 19:11
"in the sandpit"

worm13
12th July 2012, 19:13
"from bakery to sandpit"

Hitcher
12th July 2012, 19:58
"But I didn't shoot the deputy"

caspernz
12th July 2012, 20:30
Never mind the autobiography...who is gonna play his part in the movie?

MIXONE
12th July 2012, 20:43
More to the point who the hell would buy it?

Kickaha
12th July 2012, 20:48
Never mind the autobiography...who is gonna play his part in the movie?

Sandra Stammova because she's even more used to crashing than he is, and he looks like a girl anyway

caspernz
12th July 2012, 20:50
Sandra Stammova because she's even more used to crashing than he is, and he looks like a girl anyway

OK, so Tom Cruise it is then...Mission Impossible part 56?

CHOPPA
12th July 2012, 20:58
Think the autobiography will have to wait for a year. After talking to him this year is gonna be a win it or bin it either way he is going for gold so it would make some good reading!

RobGassit
12th July 2012, 21:13
Never mind the autobiography...who is gonna play his part in the movie?

Only Randy De Puniet has the experience required to play the part with any authenticity at all. Of cause the make up department may have to use a Goofy mask.

scracha
12th July 2012, 23:38
Useful repost but I've got the artwork for the cover

266310

SWERVE
13th July 2012, 10:22
My title would be "QUICKSAND"
An epic tale of a boy from Fielding NZ, He battled a lifelong addiction to pies - follow his roller coaster ride through the high octane world of motorcyle racing - and finally see him perfect the art of body surfing at over 200kph

This will see Peter Jackson back in the directors chair for sure.."New York times":nya:

roadracingoldfart
13th July 2012, 19:21
The " Wipping Boy " ??
The story of the The little engine that Could if it tried harder .

Matt Bleck
15th July 2012, 20:12
Shirriffs texted me yesterday to find out the date of a meeting in 1997, methinks he's going to write a bestselling Autobiography, only real question is
what would he call it?????????????


yep i know i spelted the big word wrongly too

The adventures of Curious George the curious little monkey

proudwanker
28th August 2012, 22:23
56 Shades of Gay!

scrivy
29th August 2012, 10:14
Going down has never been so much fun........
A gay love story.

:shifty::love: