Hai (Aph)

[Aph]

Hey Guys,


Fiance (Lozza) pressured me into signing up here.

I'm 19, have been riding bikes of all sorts since I was roughly 4, have had my FZR250R for a while now and decided to make an account here.


Looking into attending track days etc in the future, and it's nice to see a large online community in NZ.


Looking forward to talking to you all.

Cheers,
Aph

[ducatilover]

19 and engaged? My deepest sympathies mate.

Welcome and all that stuff.

[hayd3n]

welcome , feed the trolls they've already taken over

[unstuck]

Howdy, welcome aboard.:headbang::headbang:

[Lozza2442]

19 and engaged? My deepest sympathies mate.

Sheesh! :mad:

[Fast Eddie]

when I get engaged, I just hang up and redial..


... smart

[f2dz]

Wow, 19. At least you're both into riding, so that's a plus. Welcome mate! :)

[avgas]

So this is her telling us she is unavailable then? huh?

Welcome to the show - take your seat son, the ride is just about to begin.
Please keep all limbs inside the vehicle at all times, and smile - you never know what pre-divorce is like until your married.

[Lozza2442]

So this is her telling us she is unavailable then? huh?

Welcome to the show - take your seat son, the ride is just about to begin.
Please keep all limbs inside the vehicle at all times, and smile - you never know what pre-divorce is like until your married.

Sigh. KB Warriors. :nono: :rolleyes:

Not that it is ANY of YOUR BUSINESS we have been living together for a year and a half and together for longer. HE proposed to ME and we will be having a long engagement.

Do us a favour and fuck off. Last I checked, this was an introduction thread for new people, not a place to voice any opinions about the new persons relationship status.

What I find facinating is the fact that you all have been so negative that Aph and I will prob not be staying with this forum.

And let me get one thing straight. He is the one who put "Fiance" in his post not me. If I felt the need to show you that I was not interested I firmly believe in the *GRAB* *TWIST* *PULL*

So. Butt. The. Fuck. Out. And grow up. :motu::finger:

[Ender EnZed]

I'd just like to applaud you on the way that you've so quickly adapted to this online forum. It's great to see a new member that realizes that the best way to deal with throw away comments from faceless strangers on the internet is to genuinely take offence and then reveal more personal details.

[ducatilover]

:D :lol: Avgas, you have been schooled young son.

[nodrog]

Sigh. KB Warriors. :nono: :rolleyes:

Not that it is ANY of YOUR BUSINESS we have been living together for a year and a half and together for longer. HE proposed to ME and we will be having a long engagement.

Do us a favour and fuck off. Last I checked, this was an introduction thread for new people, not a place to voice any opinions about the new persons relationship status.

What I find facinating is the fact that you all have been so negative that Aph and I will prob not be staying with this forum.

And let me get one thing straight. He is the one who put "Fiance" in his post not me. If I felt the need to show you that I was not interested I firmly believe in the *GRAB* *TWIST* *PULL*

So. Butt. The. Fuck. Out. And grow up. :motu::finger:

Yeah you tell them, Good on you for finding your soulmate and getting engaged so young. He sounds like a keeper and you should hang onto him forever, because you sound like abit of a grumpy bitch and might struggle to find anybody else to put up with you.

[avgas]

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I fucken swear I hear voices in the wind these days.

Hahaha Lozza, don't go luv - I'm sure it was a spelling mistake. There is an extra n in Finance.
As for me being a KB warrior - I'll have you know I am the nicest arsehole in real life. :lol:

[Fast Eddie]

Last I checked, this was an introduction thread for new people, not a place to voice any opinions about the new persons relationship status.
well you were wrong there :D if you were a potato chip this is the place where you get lightly asalted


What I find facinating is the fact that you all have been so negative that Aph and I will prob not be staying with this forum.
hahaha ;) you'll stay... they all do :D


And let me get one thing straight. He is the one who put "Fiance" in his post not me.

so.... you're available then?

[Fast Eddie]

I'd just like to applaud you on the way that you've so quickly adapted to this online forum. It's great to see a new member that realizes that the best way to deal with throw away comments from faceless strangers on the internet is to genuinely take offence and then reveal more personal details.

feeeed me!

fee fi fo fumb, I smell the blood of an englishman..

no wait..

thats jack in the bean stalk, whats the one with trolls under the bridge?

[Subike]

lol
Kb at work on the new faces already, typical
Dont take any of the statements from these dick heads seriously
they just seeing how fast you bite, and how often.
roll with the punches, and you will do just fine.
Give it back when you can, and enjoy,
But never take it seriously.
Most of these guys are the one who will help you when you breakdown.
Give all sorts of weird and wonderful advice,
You just got to sort out the shit advice from the gold.
And watch out for the trolls,
They seem to breed like rabbits,

[Madness]

So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

Welcome to KB. We do talk bikes occasionally but it tends to get a little loopy around here in winter.

P.S Don't listen to Subike. He's actually not a person IRL but a bot from a Pakistani porn site.

[Drew]

19 and engaged? My deepest sympathies mate.

Welcome and all that stuff.God damn it, that was the first thing I thought, then mine looked over my shoulder.

I can't wait for this shit to go epic.

[Lozza2442]

Yeah you tell them, Good on you for finding your soulmate and getting engaged so young. He sounds like a keeper and you should hang onto him forever, because you sound like abit of a grumpy bitch and might struggle to find anybody else to put up with you.

This made me chuckle I must admit


feeeed me!

fee fi fo fumb, I smell the blood of an englishman..

no wait..

thats jack in the bean stalk, whats the one with trolls under the bridge?

You want a billy goat.


So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

These should be done at the same time imo. And more often.

I must say. It was fun seeing you all bite so well. :killingme It was the reaction you all wanted after all lol

[Lozza2442]

http://trololololololololololo.com/

[Madness]

I think you'll fit in here perfectly :niceone:

[Aph]

Used to trolls, they usually wait until after the intro thread to troll however as that way they have more people who don't immediately leave the community to troll later on.

I'm 19, and engaged, deal with it. D:
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So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

Welcome to KB. We do talk bikes occasionally but it tends to get a little loopy around here in winter.

P.S Don't listen to Subike. He's actually not a person IRL but a bot from a Pakistani porn site.
Not too keen on smoking (unless it's tyres), abortion is fine. Not my business.

[FJRider]

So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

Welcome to KB. We do talk bikes occasionally but it tends to get a little loopy around here in winter.

P.S Don't listen to Subike. He's actually not a person IRL but a bot from a Pakistani porn site.

You forgot the important one ... does he like to wave while riding ... ???

[ducatilover]

thats jack in the bean stalk, whats the one with trolls under the bridge?
The three billy goats gruff, you uneducated twat http://fairytales.pppst.com/3billygoatsgruff.html :oi-grr:

[avgas]

Used to trolls, they usually wait until after the intro thread to troll however as that way they have more people who don't immediately leave the community to troll later on.
I'm 19, and engaged, deal with it.
To be honest I haven't seen any good trolling yet here. All of this stuff has been pretty generic KB induction stuff. Even noticed there is a wave mention.

So while we are at it. Lets get you up to speed:
- Religion? - Is it written somewhere?
- Counter Steering - Is it myth? Can it be taught?

Someone will be along shortly to ask you about politics and smoking no doubt.

[Drew]

- Counter Steering - Is it myth? Can it be taught?



Don't mention the war! I let it slip a couple times in another thread, but I think I got away with it.

[f2dz]

You forgot the important one ... does he like to wave while riding ... ???

More importantly, seeing as he rides a sportsbike, does he like to wave to cruisers?

[Fast Eddie]

The three billy goats gruff, you uneducated twat http://fairytales.pppst.com/3billygoatsgruff.html :oi-grr:

lol, thanks c*nt! :D I spent my youth chopping wood and doing the lawns and going to bed without dinner. no time for fairy tales


Don't mention the war!

We were only holidaying over there anyway, they invited us. Check with Poland.

[Fast Eddie]

http://fairytales.pppst.com/3billygoatsgruff.html :oi-grr:

lol why is that 3rd goat eating out the other goats ass on that kids website u linked me?

[ducatilover]

lol why is that 3rd goat eating out the other goats ass on that kids website u linked me?
Because it's sexy bro, sexxxxxxy.

[avgas]

Because it's sexy bro, sexxxxxxy.
266858 Yes it is.

[Fast Eddie]

*brown nose goat* Yes it is.

lol there it is... stunning

[Lozza2442]

You forgot the important one ... does he like to wave while riding ... ???

So I don't get it... Are you meant to wave or is it some unwritten rule that you're not meant to.
I would've thought you should (be all friendly and shit) but i've been wrong before.

[Drew]

So I don't get it... Are you meant to wave or is it some unwritten rule that you're not meant to.
I would've thought you should (be all friendly and shit) but i've been wrong before.

It's a deeply personal choice, both profound and obscure in meaning either way.

[FJRider]

So I don't get it... Are you meant to wave or is it some unwritten rule that you're not meant to.
I would've thought you should (be all friendly and shit) but i've been wrong before.

The "waving" issue is discussed ad-nauseum ... almost to the stage it's a running (bad) joke.

It is the issue that not waving is seen by some as un-sociable (as in the Harley riders reluctance to wave) or seen by others as a dangerous practice by those that do wave (hand off the controls) ... so another waving thread (as this thread seems to be turning into) ... is not really desired.

And don't mention the KB secret wave ... :innocent:

[Subike]

yea, ya gotta wave...:headbang:
the quick eyebrow raising ""hey bro" cant be seen under a helmet

[FJRider]

It's a deeply personal choice, both profound, and obscure ... in a meaningless sort of way.

There .... fixed it for you ...