Specially for Ed.

[Katman]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

[kiwifruit]

heh .

[DrunkenMistake]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion


This should be good. :beer:

[Geeen]

Very funny!!

[george formby]

Oh. That's a cheap shot at Nickelback.

[Drew]

Can we get an, "anti religion" sticky thread please mods?

[Brett]

Haha..I'm Christian and I find that pretty funny and also in parts the points it makes are very valid.

[Katman]

And just because I thought it was one of the funniest posts in the smoking thread (until some self-important moderator saw fit to remove it) I'm excerising my OP right to include this one here. >> http://no2evangelism.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/smokingjesus.jpg

Thanks for the laugh Madness.

[pzkpfw]

Can we get an, "anti religion" sticky thread please mods?

For which thread? This one??

[awa355]

Religon!! :mad: The greatest weapon of war ever devised by man.

[flyingcrocodile46]

Religon!! :mad: The greatest weapon of subjugation ever devised by man.


I had to fix that

[Madness]

Thanks for the laugh Madness.

Right back at ya!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Hallelujah!!!


266825

[caspernz]

Haha..I'm Christian and I find that pretty funny and also in parts the points it makes are very valid.

:2thumbsup Haha, I was raised in a Christian home and I found many faults with this faith...the cartoon does a nice job...:2thumbsup

[willytheekid]

And here is Ed saying smoking is bad:killingme
...I think you will find said religion has killed ALOT more people than smoking ED

(I know, I know...straight to hell :lol:)

[Padmei]

MY GOD the school buses I've burned:weep: I'm so so sorry I did not know what I was doing...

[Brett]

:2thumbsup Haha, I was raised in a Christian home and I found many faults with this faith...the cartoon does a nice job...:2thumbsup

Introduce people to anything and its bound to end up all f#cked up. religion is no different. People use it as an excuse to pass off many things that the religion would not actually endorse. Like I said, I am a christian in that i follow the teachings of Jesus. Jesus never told his followers to become dicks judging everyone around them and forcing their beliefs on everyone. I believe his greatest commandment was to love those around us...not judge them and act like self righteous cocks. I am far from perfect and don't deserve Gods grace in the slightest...good thing its given, not earned. The thing that really gets me is how closed minded some Christians seem to be...there is a whole world out there and sometimes, just sometimes you're wrong with what you think you know.

[Geeen]

Introduce people to anything and its bound to end up all f#cked up. religion is no different. People use it as an excuse to pass off many things that the religion would not actually endorse. Like I said, I am a christian in that i follow the teachings of Jesus. Jesus never told his followers to become dicks judging everyone around them and forcing their beliefs on everyone. I believe his greatest commandment was to love those around us...not judge them and act like self righteous cocks. I am far from perfect and don't deserve Gods grace in the slightest...good thing its given, not earned. The thing that really gets me is how closed minded some Christians seem to be...there is a whole world out there and sometimes, just sometimes you're wrong with what you think you know.

Im going to dip my toe in these waters:crazy: I don't follow any religion personally and have no issue with it in and of itself. However,
ORGANIZED religion fucks me right off.

[bogan]

The Jew bit cracks me up, "In fact you're not allowed in, all this awesome shit is mine" :laugh:


Im going to dip my toe in these waters:crazy: I don't follow any religion personally and have no issue with it in and of itself. However,
ORGANIZED religion fucks me right off.

kasplash

more than a toe was it?

[Geeen]

The Jew bit cracks me up, "In fact you're not allowed in, all this awesome shit is mine" :laugh:



kasplash

more than a toe was it?

I got big toes, :lol::lol:

[PrincessBandit]

A little bit mean, but must confess to laughing out loud.

[Katman]

A little bit mean, but must confess to laughing out loud.

Only a little bit?

I must be slipping.

[Bald Eagle]

(I know, I know...straight to hell :lol:)

Least it will be warm for riding.

[pete376403]

Religion is ok provided you pick the right one..

[bogan]

Religion is ok provided you pick the right one..

Some bloody hard questions on that sucker, some days I prefer chinese, some days indian. Going to be difficult to figure this one out :(

[Berries]

Some bloody hard questions on that sucker, some days I prefer chinese, some days indian. Going to be difficult to figure this one out :(
Get married, then you are just stuck with the one.

EDIT - Sorry, thought you were talking about bints.

[Usarka]

And here is Ed saying smoking is bad:killingme
...I think you will find said religion has killed ALOT more people than smoking ED

(I know, I know...straight to hell :lol:)

It's also sexually abused more innocent children than the tobacco industry.

[Tigadee]

Religion? :nono: At the root of every war is not religion (that's just another excuse, besides nationalism, politics, racial, economic, etc.).

It is SEX...

Waaaay back when we were living in caves and in the bush, the men would look at their women and think, "Hmmmm, you know, the women in the next valley look so much better. :drool:No moustaches, no fat calves, no steel wire hair, etc. We should go raid their village, kill off their men and grab all their women. Yeah, we'll be happy then!"

Think about it: WWII - Why did the Germans invade France? 'Cos the French women were so much better looking, romantic and dainty! Scores of Allied soldiers 'fraternised' (or bonked, shagged, screwed, call it what you will) with the German, Japanese and Italian women, even marrying a bunch of them and bringing them back to their countries. That influx of fresh better-looking genes helped produce off-spring that had advantages in their new countries. Look at those of Italian origin - Nigella Lawson, for example.

:oi-grr: I'm not saying it's the women's fault - far from it. If we men could only be content with the women in our own 'village', there'd be no wars today. Why else would there be porn today? So you can stare at and fantasise about somebody else's woman, right? (She sure ain't yours!)

Oil, you say? Yes, that is one exception, 'cos would you want those bushy eye-browed hairy-armed Iraqi women looking like a walking black tent? And if not for Islam, I think the Yanks would be all over the few good-looking Iraqi women, marrying some and bringing them back to the US.

Actually, if not for the excuse of religion tied to racial prejudice, if we were all open-minded and peace-loving, we'd all be beige - no pelangi, no blacks, no brown, no yellow,... :lol:

[HQfiend]

Some bloody hard questions on that sucker, some days I prefer chinese, some days indian. Going to be difficult to figure this one out :(

Go with Jedi then!

[ducatilover]

Go with dudeism, I'm a dudeist priest and have no bloody idea what dudeism is

[oneofsix]

Just be sure that first d isn't meant to be an n :crazy:

[superman]

Religion? :nono: At the root of every war is not religion (that's just another excuse, besides nationalism, politics, racial, economic, etc.).

It is SEX...

Waaaay back when we were living in caves and in the bush, the men would look at their women and think, "Hmmmm, you know, the women in the next valley look so much better. :drool:No moustaches, no fat calves, no steel wire hair, etc. We should go raid their village, kill off their men and grab all their women. Yeah, we'll be happy then!"

Think about it: WWII - Why did the Germans invade France? 'Cos the French women were so much better looking, romantic and dainty! Scores of Allied soldiers 'fraternised' (or bonked, shagged, screwed, call it what you will) with the German, Japanese and Italian women, even marrying a bunch of them and bringing them back to their countries. That influx of fresh better-looking genes helped produce off-spring that had advantages in their new countries. Look at those of Italian origin - Nigella Lawson, for example.

:oi-grr: I'm not saying it's the women's fault - far from it. If we men could only be content with the women in our own 'village', there'd be no wars today. Why else would there be porn today? So you can stare at and fantasise about somebody else's woman, right?

Oil, you say? Yes, that is one exception, 'cos would you want those bushy eye-browed hairy-armed Iraqi women looking like a walking black tent? And if not for Islam, I think the Yanks would be all over the few good-looking Iraqi women, marrying some and bringing them back to the US.

Actually, if not for the excuse of religion tied to racial prejudice, if we were all open-minded and peace-loving, we'd all be beige - no pelangi, no blacks, no brown, no yellow,... :lol:

:lol: The logic for this rationalisation is so terrible, but hilarious nonetheless.

[ducatilover]

Just be sure that first d isn't meant to be an n :crazy:
I'm a master of nudeism too :2thumbsup:lol:

[oneofsix]

I'm a master of nudeism too :2thumbsup:lol:

DON'T send pictures.

[avgas]

It is SEX... I'm not saying it's the women's fault
I am. If they put out more often there probably would be no wars.
Us men would be too busy having sex.

[caspernz]

Introduce people to anything and its bound to end up all f#cked up. religion is no different. People use it as an excuse to pass off many things that the religion would not actually endorse. Like I said, I am a christian in that i follow the teachings of Jesus. Jesus never told his followers to become dicks judging everyone around them and forcing their beliefs on everyone. I believe his greatest commandment was to love those around us...not judge them and act like self righteous cocks. I am far from perfect and don't deserve Gods grace in the slightest...good thing its given, not earned. The thing that really gets me is how closed minded some Christians seem to be...there is a whole world out there and sometimes, just sometimes you're wrong with what you think you know.

Any religion ends up resembling unionism in the end... The intent is correct, but the agenda of individuals trumps the desire of the masses at some point :brick:

And yes I agree with you that closed minded folks who force their beliefs onto others need to be enlightened...:2thumbsup

[Marmoot]

What's with the Atheists always trying to convince people that what they believe is true and other beliefs are bad?

[flyingcrocodile46]

What's with the Atheists always trying to convince people that what they believe is true and other beliefs are bad?

Because the overwhelming evidence is that religion and religous people are responsible for the majority of evil and suffering throught history.

That should be enough justification in itself.

[bogan]

Because the overwhelming evidence is that religion and religous people are responsible for the majority of evil and suffering throught history.

That should be enough justification in itself.

If viewed objectively, the same could be said about good. Evil people will always find an excuse. I do find preachy atheists pretty funny though, so they are good for something!

[Marmoot]

What's with the Atheists always trying to convince people that what they believe is true and other beliefs are bad?
Because the overwhelming evidence is that religion and religous people are responsible for the majority of evil and suffering throught history.

That should be enough justification in itself.

See what I mean? See what I mean?

[flyingcrocodile46]

See what I mean? See what I mean?

What the fuck did you expect idiot:wacko:

[flyingcrocodile46]

If viewed objectively, the same could be said about good. Evil people will always find an excuse. I do find preachy atheists pretty funny though, so they are good for something!


Of course. Evil people feed off the intellectually and emotionally week. Naturally they gravitate toward the feeding pool

[Berries]

I do find preachy atheists pretty funny though, so they are good for something!
I'd like to see that. Which church should I go to?

[bogan]

Of course. Evil people feed off the intellectually and emotionally week. Naturally they gravitate toward the feeding pool

And naturally atheists are different, they would never make assertions without a factual basis...


I'd like to see that. Which church should I go to?

They does house calls mostly, kind of like mormons but without the funny suits and bicycles, sneaky fuckers are way harder to spot!

[Katman]

They does house calls mostly, kind of like mormons but without the funny suits and bicycles, sneaky fuckers are way harder to spot!

The dozen piss under their arms is usually a dead giveaway.

[Marmoot]

What the fuck did you expect idiot:wacko:

I dunno....maybe something like "No we don't..." kind of response to prove me wrong?

[Katman]

I dunno....maybe something like "No we don't..." kind of response to prove me wrong?

I'll try and find a Wikipedia quote.

[flyingcrocodile46]

And naturally atheists are different, they would never make assertions without a factual basis

I dunno....maybe something like "No we don't..." kind of response to prove me wrong?

Who's an atheiest?

[bogan]

Who's an atheiest?

Not your sister, she keep moaning 'oh god' last night.

[flyingcrocodile46]

Not your sister, she keep moaning 'oh god' last night.

John has been a weak cunt ever since his operation.

[gsxr]

The dozen piss under their arms is usually a dead giveaway.

Make it 2 dozen Katman and Id gladly listen to you for an hour or so.

[ducatilover]

Make it 2 dozen Katman and Id gladly listen to you for an hour or so.
You're an expensive prick ain't ya? I'll do it for one pack of smokes. At least I'll die before I finish 'em

[Tigadee]

Because the overwhelming evidence is that religion and religous people are responsible for the majority of evil and suffering throught history.

Guns don't kill people... People kill people.
By extension, therefore religion doesn't kill people, people kill people.

In other words, religion like banks, money, cars, bikes, knives, guns, etc., never hurt nobody. It's the fanatical, abusive, warped and damaged nutters who wield those ideas or items that kills people, causes suffering, etc.

[bogan]

...and bringing it back on topic

[Crasherfromwayback]

John has been a weak cunt ever since his operation.

You'll like the film 'The skin I live in'.

[avgas]

You'll like the film 'The skin I live in'.
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1400000/Frank-donnie-darko-1404694-1024-819.jpg

[mashman]

Guns don't kill people... People kill people.
By extension, therefore religion doesn't kill people, people kill people.

In other words, religion like banks, money, cars, bikes, knives, guns, etc., never hurt nobody. It's the fanatical, abusive, warped and damaged nutters who wield those ideas or items that kills people, causes suffering, etc.

If the above it true, then cigarettes don't kill... not until it's lit that is.

[Tigadee]

If the above it true, then cigarettes don't kill... not until it's lit that is.

Well, isn't it? :wait:

An noble idea like the Nobel Peace Prize doesn't turn idiotic until some people make it so. Ghandi didn't kill in the name of freedom. Nelson Mandela killed and got a Nobel Peace Prize. Why didn't Ghandi? 'Cos the people on the Nobel Awards committee didn't deem Ghandi worthy enough for their own warped selfish reasons.

A car doesn't kill until it's driven by a person. If religion were cars, who you say religion itself killed or the person driving it did?

We can't say religion is bad, because religion never hurt us. It's the people who practice - or rather - twist religion that are responsible. The idea for example, that 42 virgins await you in paradise for deflowering if you die in the name of Islam? False.

Made up by some degenrate mullah. And he never said what gender or even spieces of virgins, did he? These young Muslim men running off to blow themselves up may get a nasty surprise when they reach paradise and find 42 virgin steel wool sheep. Or virgin rattlesnakes... :whistle:

[oneofsix]

My understanding is that the virgins in question are somewhat akin to the christian angels.

[Edbear]

Shouldn't this thread be in PD? It is rambling pointlessly.

[yod]

Shouldn't this thread be in PD? It is rambling pointlessly.

:rofl:

based on that logic, KB in its entirety should be PD'd

[Tigadee]

Shouldn't this thread be in PD? It is rambling pointlessly.

Why should it if it wasn't started by you? :msn-wink:


My understanding is that the virgins in question are somewhat akin to the christian angels.

I hope not... :facepalm:


Not your sister, she keep moaning 'oh god' last night.

:killingme :killingme

[Drew]

Shouldn't this thread be in PD? It is rambling pointlessly.The point was to make fun of you, and annoy you. The thread is still on topic so long as we endeavor to do that.

[imdying]

The point was to make fun of you, and annoy you. The thread is still on topic so long as we endeavor to do that.

You're not being fair Drew... as a non motorcyclist on a motorcyclist site, surely he should have some rights? I mean, it's not like he comes here to hawk his wares and feather his own nest now is it? He's bringing you the love of jesus man, show some respect! :niceone:

[Edbear]

The point was to make fun of you, and annoy you. The thread is still on topic so long as we endeavor to do that.

Oh, sorry. If this is the best you lot can do it's a fail of massive proportions. I coukdn't care less about it, I was just curious why anyone would want to post in it as it's not doing what the OP wanted.

But if it amuses you all, carry on... :baby:

[Drew]

Oh, sorry. If this is the best you lot can do it's a fail of massive proportions. I coukdn't care less about it, I was just curious why anyone would want to post in it as it's not doing what the OP wanted.

But if it amuses you all, carry on... :baby:We're not really after you approval. Nor would you expect ours. This is the Internet, a usefull tool for research, but this site is a forum, good for nearly nothing except amusement.

[Edbear]

We're not really after you approval. Nor would you expect ours. This is the Internet, a usefull tool for research, but this site is a forum, good for nearly nothing except amusement.

In that case it is a resounding success! I am highly amused. :lol:

[skippa1]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

GOLD....absolute gold:killingme