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rastuscat

25th July 2012, 20:21

Yo all

Had a crap start to a day at work today. Rolled up and grabbed the bike keys, and hit the road. In the rain. Bollocks.

Staked out an intersection, waiting for some miscreant to blow the lights. Took maybe 5 minutes, before a bloke on a GN125 cruised through a red arrow, turning left toward me. Anyway, flashing lights etc later, there we wuz, chatting at the roadside. Turned out he was running late for work, blew the light intentionally. At least he was honest.

Thing is, he produced a full car licence, and apologized profusely for not having a bike licence. Tickets later, away to work he walked. If he shows me evidence of the new bike learners within 3 weeks, I'll cancel that ticket. I'd rather he spent dosh on getting a licence, than paying senseless fines.

Next dude wasn't wearing his seatbelt, straightforward tickety wickety, he even thanked me for it. Full time professional drivers, we get so many of them forgetting to put their seatbelts on coz they don't wear one at work.

Next bloke, red light, as red as Rudolphs nose. I was expecting at least token resistance from him, but he fully fessed up. He didn't agree when checks showed him to be disqualified, and I then spent the next 45 minutes sorting out the paperwork for impounding his car, and sorting out his court appearance.

Man, when will folk just have the bloody licences for the vehicles they use?

Harumph.

Berries

25th July 2012, 21:05

I saw a seagull fly past the window at work today.

Geeen

25th July 2012, 21:09

I saw a seagull fly past the window at work today.

You made my wife jealous, she doesn't have a window in her orifice

gsxr

25th July 2012, 21:40

Im sure your bosses are laughing at you Rastus. They are the ones that failed to meet the non existant "Quota" so now they have cushy office jobs with a window in order to laugh their testicles off as you ride out in the rain.
Their work stories are better.
"I went to work today and looked out my window and saw that stupid coont going out in the rain on his daily mission to save the world".

" I stayed in my air conditioned office devising ways to justify my position and ensure that stupid coont continues to have his own better work stories by going out in the rain in an attempt to met the non existent "quota" and his own desire to save the world."

Their work stories are better than yours .

Edbear

25th July 2012, 21:44

Watched Highway Cops. One was obviously exasperated at the attitudes of a couple of young women who thought they were exceptions to the rule. Looked like he wanted to bang their heads together...

Coldrider

25th July 2012, 21:53

Watched Highway Cops. One was obviously exasperated at the attitudes of a couple of young women who thought they were exceptions to the rule. Looked like he wanted to bang their heads together...The coppa on the s bend in the Kawerau gorge must have been there since the brass. Staying on ones own side (whole body) without crossing the centre line just increases the G forces and exhilaration of riding.

gammaguy

25th July 2012, 23:25

You made my wife jealous, she doesn't have a window in her orifice

you should be glad as broken glass will cut your willy

gammaguy

25th July 2012, 23:26

Akzle

25th July 2012, 23:50

Congrats. You fucked up half a dozen people's days before lunch. You sound like the kind of cop id rank as first class cock.

Am i obliged to have a "licence"?

gammaguy

26th July 2012, 00:58

Congrats. You fucked up half a dozen people's days before lunch. You sound like the kind of cop id rank as first class cock.

Am i obliged to have a "licence"?

of course not,they are optional extras when you feel the need to ride after all its your right isnt it

training,licences,all that crap is for pussies

im happy sharing the road with unskilled unlicensed road users

yeah right

Gremlin

26th July 2012, 02:38

I rode the in the rain too... rather wet today as well, with a sudden shower. Needed a WOF, VTNZ people looked at me in surprise... what? Bikers don't melt...

Found out this evening the bastard has cheated me out of two days, writing it for today when it was due Friday... now I have to visit again...

rastuscat

26th July 2012, 05:53

Apologies to all for having vented about yesterday.

Just gotta suck it up. I expect much the same will happen today.

Same shit, different day.

GrayWolf

26th July 2012, 06:11

Apologies to all for having vented about yesterday.

Just gotta suck it up. I expect much the same will happen today.

Same shit, different day.

No Rastus, today the sun WILL shine, every motorist will obey the rules, give correct braking distance between cars, everyone WILL be licensed, Motorcyclists will not split lanes like they are fucktards. Everyone you stop WILL be polite, courteous and thank you for your assistance....

Oh look a pink porcine just flew past my window!!

oneofsix

26th July 2012, 07:25

Apologies to all for having vented about yesterday.

Just gotta suck it up. I expect much the same will happen today.

Same shit, different day.

Chin up. You just need more donuts, so today park outside the donut shop.

Haggis2

26th July 2012, 07:53

Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle :crazy:

oneofsix

26th July 2012, 07:59

Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle :crazy:

That could make for a better KB story. Could be amusing reading both sides of that encounter even if it turned out that Akzle just bend down and took it :spanking:

p.dath

26th July 2012, 07:59

I'm not in tour profession, so have little knowledge of it, but it sounds like you had a mundane start to the day.

Now I'm thinking a crap start to the day might me:
* Waking up someone's mother to tell them their child has been killed by a drunk driver.
* Being assigned the task of finding the missing body parts from a high energy impact that caused the vehicle occupant to be killed and ripped apart.
* Having to clean out the back of the car because the last occupant pissed themselves over it.

So take heart that no matter how crap you think your day might be - it could have been far worse. :)

sil3nt

26th July 2012, 08:31

Found out this evening the bastard has cheated me out of two days, writing it for today when it was due Friday... now I have to visit again...LOL I hope your not serious.

scumdog

26th July 2012, 08:35

I saw a seagull fly past the window at work today.

Whoaarr, you really live on the edge eh!!!:eek5:

scumdog

26th July 2012, 08:38

Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle :crazy:

Oh puh-leese, have some mercy....

skippa1

26th July 2012, 08:41

sounds like a fucken sweet day. I'd be happy doin that. Wouldnt want other parts of some of the days you have but a bit of highway policing would get me goin. Wanna swap?

Phantom Limb

26th July 2012, 08:45

Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle :crazy:

If you do, please beat him profusely, we'll cover for you. :2thumbsup

"there was this really big fly, and the officer was chassing it off with his baton"

GrayWolf

26th July 2012, 09:04

Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle :crazy:

you heartless bastard!! :clap:

5150

26th July 2012, 09:19

If you do, please beat him profusely, we'll cover for you. :2thumbsup

"there was this really big fly, and the officer was chassing it off with his baton"

I hear phone books don't leave bruises :psst:

wysper

26th July 2012, 10:16

I hear phone books don't leave bruises :psst:

My god!! are there still phonebooks? I pretty much only ever use the net now... I would imagine a computer would leave a bruise....

Drew

26th July 2012, 10:17

I hear phone books don't leave bruises :psst:

Lots of people think that. It ain't fuckin true, I promise! Instead it leaves really fuckin spread out bruises that are harder to distinguish.

But that Akzel rooster might just benefit from some bruises.

"Rastus was writing me a shit load of tickets when Akzel got the learn your honour".

oneofsix

26th July 2012, 10:22

Lots of people think that. It ain't fuckin true, I promise! Instead it leaves really fuckin spread out bruises that are harder to distinguish.

But that Akzel rooster might just benefit from some bruises.

"Rastus was writing me a shit load of tickets when Akzel got the learn your honour".

Would the modern phonebooks be big enough. Now they have gone to that microscopic font there is hardly any weight in them.

GTRMAN

26th July 2012, 10:32

Would the modern phonebooks be big enough. Now they have gone to that microscopic font there is hardly any weight in them.

Maybe a duffle bag full of sand then?

Gremlin

26th July 2012, 11:53

LOL I hope your not serious.
Of course I'm serious... the bike's on 6 monthly wofs now. They keep that up and the date will keep moving forward. Got recurring calendar reminders set for multiple bikes for rego and wof. It does help that the station is about 20m out of my way from home to work... ;)

rastuscat

26th July 2012, 12:02

My god!! are there still phonebooks? I pretty much only ever use the net now... I would imagine a computer would leave a bruise....

I use White Pages on my wifes iPad. I'll beat him with that.

It has an app for just about everything, but I can't find one for dishing out beatings.

SMOKEU

26th July 2012, 12:03

LOL I hope your not serious.

I hope you're not serious either.

Swoop

26th July 2012, 12:24

It has an app for just about everything, but I can't find one for dishing out beatings.
When you find one, please set it to "Sue Bradford" mode...

rastuscat

26th July 2012, 14:39

When you find one, please set it to "Sue Bradford" mode...

Don't you start threatening me.........thats a cruel and unusual punishment.

Punchy

26th July 2012, 15:08

I still have a learners.
Rode a 250 for 4 months, decided it was lame.
Went to a 600. Started doing trackdays right away.
Thought about doing restricted, couldn't be bothered. Would still just have been stuck on a 250.
Year of trackdays and test days later, got a Fireblade. Turned 600 into a trackbike.
Got sick of riding on the road. Sold Fireblade.
Turned 600 into a racebike.
Now just race, no more road riding. Every now and then on friends bikes.

In the 2/3 years I've been riding, clocked up masses of speeding fines. No crashes.
Never even tried to get knee down on the road or anything dumb like that, just always was cruising at 130 or so.

I guess the moral of the story is LAMS is good, and should stop people like me becoming frustrated with the licensing.
Maybe a race license exemption would have been a good idea with the CC limit.

Anyway, just random thoughts :-)

Lozza2442

26th July 2012, 15:18

I use White Pages on my wifes iPad. I'll beat him with that.

It has an app for just about everything, but I can't find one for dishing out beatings.

If there was would it be called "iBeat"?

GrayWolf

26th July 2012, 15:31

I use White Pages on my wifes iPad. I'll beat him with that.

It has an app for just about everything, but I can't find one for dishing out beatings

If there was would it be called "iBeat"?

I think it might be called iPADdle :cool:

oneofsix

26th July 2012, 15:35

I use White Pages on my wifes iPad. I'll beat him with that.

It has an app for just about everything, but I can't find one for dishing out beatings.
Careful or she may use it on you if you damage the iPad

If there was would it be called "iBeat"?

That might be an app for sex when alone.

I think it might be called iPADdle :cool:
does that make it and iBaton instead of an iPad?

Phantom Limb

26th July 2012, 15:36

iBEAT would just be a virtual porno mag..........:tugger:

Scuba_Steve

26th July 2012, 15:39

Next dude wasn't wearing his seatbelt, straightforward tickety wickety, he even thanked me for it. Full time professional drivers, we get so many of them forgetting to put their seatbelts on coz they don't wear one at work.

Thats a problem right there, 1stly if he wants to fuck him self up should there be a crash it should be his own right, not dictated that he shall be forced to "protect" himself & 2ndly how does a fine change anything? it's his job that has him forgetting the seatbelt so surely just a reminder would suffice... but then where would the donut fund come from :eek5:... as you were.

Man, when will folk just have the bloody licences for the vehicles they use?

maybee when the licenses start making sense & meaning something other then "I gave the Govt some money"
I mean bikes should only have learners -> full, you're either learning or you know, restricted is just a money grab
& I'm driving a vehicle that should be above my licence grade but the Govt's fucked round with weight limits so much just so people can drive their SUV's & tourist's can cruise round in campers that I'm able to drive it on class 1. It's a worry knowing that the 80% that can't operate cars properly are also able to hop into something of similar size/weight on their class 1's too, they're not as forgiving as cars & cause alot more damage when shit goes wrong.

Hoon

26th July 2012, 16:19

The law isn't just to protect dumbarses from themselves but also honest folk from the dumbarse decisions that these dumbarses make.

Anyone that doesn't like it should just fuck off to somewhere like Somalia where they can do whatever the fuck they want....but not too fast though. As long as these dumbarses keep paying stupid tax to the police then that's less money us honest folk have to pay.

Keep up the good work rastuscat! :)

sil3nt

26th July 2012, 16:28

Of course I'm serious... the bike's on 6 monthly wofs now. They keep that up and the date will keep moving forward. Got recurring calendar reminders set for multiple bikes for rego and wof. It does help that the station is about 20m out of my way from home to work... ;)Perhaps I am misunderstanding what your issue was but WOFs are dated from the day they are issued not the due date on the old WOF. So if you get your WOF a week early you don't get 6months + 1 week you get 6 months from that date. They didn't rip you off two days.

bogan

26th July 2012, 16:42

Perhaps I am misunderstanding what your issue was but WOFs are dated from the day they are issued not the due date on the old WOF. So if you get your WOF a week early you don't get 6months + 1 week you get 6 months from that date. They didn't rip you off two days.

They date them forward if you are within 2wks (iirc) of the due date. This is to give people a buffer to get them, without feeling ripped of for doing so early.

FJRider

26th July 2012, 16:44

Thats a problem right there, 1stly if he wants to fuck him self up should there be a crash it should be his own right, not dictated that he shall be forced to "protect" himself & 2ndly how does a fine change anything? it's his job that has him forgetting the seatbelt so surely just a reminder would suffice... but then where would the donut fund come from :eek5:... as you were.

And should he "Fuck himself up" ... it's the other tax-payers that forks out for medical costs to let him get on with his life.

The fine is a contribution to the slush-fund, that is the financial base of the great nation we live in ... he will remember the fine. Actually learning from it is another matter ...

maybee when the licenses start making sense & meaning something other then "I gave the Govt some money"
I mean bikes should only have learners -> full, you're either learning or you know, restricted is just a money grab
& I'm driving a vehicle that should be above my licence grade but the Govt's fucked round with weight limits so much just so people can drive their SUV's & tourist's can cruise round in campers that I'm able to drive it on class 1. It's a worry knowing that the 80% that can't operate cars properly are also able to hop into something of similar size/weight on their class 1's too, they're not as forgiving as cars & cause alot more damage when shit goes wrong.

There is a big difference in licence classes 1 & 6. And the skills required to operate them safely differ greatly. Just as the difference in skills needed to ride small and large motorcycles.

Perhaps an extra class of licence added to class 6 to operate large capacity motorcycles .... on a higher power/weight ratio ... ??? To show you have the ability/slills to operate them ... safely.

sil3nt

26th July 2012, 16:59

They date them forward if you are within 2wks (iirc) of the due date. This is to give people a buffer to get them, without feeling ripped of for doing so early.Ah right. From what I have seen this has never happened to me.

Drew

26th July 2012, 17:04

Ah right. From what I have seen this has never happened to me.

Hence, Gremlin is going back to get his two days.

sil3nt

26th July 2012, 17:16

Hence, Gremlin is going back to get his two days.Yep looks like I learnt something today.

Drew

26th July 2012, 17:19

Yep looks like I learnt something today.

General populace would have a fuckin stroke if their 2 weeks past expired WOF, got back dated though don't ya reckon?

Hmm, consumer on the win for once, this wont last.

paturoa

26th July 2012, 18:59

Congrats. You fucked up half a dozen people's days before lunch. You sound like the kind of cop id rank as first class cock.

Am i obliged to have a "licence"?

Not feeding the troll.

Madness

26th July 2012, 19:09

What is it
With people
Who hit the enter button
After every couple of words?
It pisses me off.

caspernz

26th July 2012, 19:22

Lots of people think that. It ain't fuckin true, I promise! Instead it leaves really fuckin spread out bruises that are harder to distinguish.

But that Akzel rooster might just benefit from some bruises.

"Rastus was writing me a shit load of tickets when Akzel got the learn your honour".

At the risk of accusing you of being serious...my best guess is that the Akzel rooster has already received a good dose of beatings?! How else could he come up with such skewed ways of looking at things?? Ah hang on, maybe he learned it from that Scuba Steve astronaut...:brick:

caspernz

26th July 2012, 19:47

http://youtu.be/D2TfnclJoOE

Just an example of my office window view...from the onboard camera on a 20 metre fuel truck & trailer.

The dumb thing here is I was fully expecting the woman driver with snail like reactions to just turn left...and the guy who came past me may have learned about appropriate differential speeds today? :brick:

Be interesting to hear the Police version of this one....

Drew

26th July 2012, 20:51

Akzle

27th July 2012, 00:13

of course not,they are optional extras when you feel the need to ride after all its your right isnt it

training,licences,all that crap is for pussies

im happy sharing the road with unskilled unlicensed road users

yeah right
i don't quite see the link between "training" and "license" could you explain this to me?
i say yes. i have the right to travel as and where i please. now, i'm sure you'd rather that i travel in some kind of vehicle on the road, rather than say, through the park, through your yard, through the shopping malls etc.
and you'd rather that that vehicle was of a warrantable standard, whether or not i've paid the whatever$ for some jerk off to tick the boxes on his sheet, and that the vehicle was designed for the road, rather than say, a tank (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/trucks/other/auction-205561268.htm). innit?

now. you say i do not have that right? by what authority?

Could be worse - you might meet Ackzle :crazy:
how could that possibly be worse? he might fucken learn something. you might too, one day.

That could make for a better KB story. Could be amusing reading both sides of that encounter even if it turned out that Akzle just bend down and took it :spanking: unlikely i would. i'm in the middle of writing a strongly worded letter to the last policy enforcement officers that thought it'd be a good idea to act the shithead.

i can't wait. RASTUS!, i'm'a comin fo' ya!
(have your chequebook handy. interacting with me costs police money.)

If you do, please beat him profusely, we'll cover for you. :2thumbsup:
what would that achieve?

Maybe a duffle bag full of sand then?
sock full o nickels.

I guess the moral of the story is LAMS is good, and should stop people like me becoming frustrated with the licensing.
Maybe a race license exemption would have been a good idea with the CC limit.

Anyway, just random thoughts :-)
yes and no. and if i get bored enough tomorrow i'm going through the LAMS list and working out their power-weight ratios.
my bike is ~220kW/t (and 750cc) but it's not exactly the kind of bike one'll do themselves a mischief on. going fast requires a bit of work.

If there was would it be called "iBeat"?
iLOL.

Thats a problem right there, 1stly if he wants to fuck him self up should there be a crash it should be his own right, not dictated that he shall be forced to "protect" himself & 2ndly how does a fine change anything? it's his job that has him forgetting the seatbelt so surely just a reminder would suffice... but then where would the donut fund come from :eek5:... as you were.

maybee when the licenses start making sense & meaning something other then "I gave the Govt some money"
I mean bikes should only have learners -> full, you're either learning or you know, restricted is just a money grab
& I'm driving a vehicle that should be above my licence grade but the Govt's fucked round with weight limits so much just so people can drive their SUV's & tourist's can cruise round in campers that I'm able to drive it on class 1. It's a worry knowing that the 80% that can't operate cars properly are also able to hop into something of similar size/weight on their class 1's too, they're not as forgiving as cars & cause alot more damage when shit goes wrong.

yeah. i want to see power-weight ratio for a) city folk and b) 15 year old girls in mum/dads (matching) SUVs and c) asians. all of them. except the japanese folk who do awesome skids in skylines. but shit. that might actually achieve something.

Anyone that doesn't like it should just fuck off to somewhere like Somalia where they can do whatever the fuck they want....but not too fast though. As long as these dumbarses keep paying stupid tax to the police then that's less money us honest folk have to pay.

Keep up the good work rastuscat! :)uhh. you think it works like that ehh? if i choose to pay fines, that they take less tax from you?
yah. sure.
what if i don't like you. maybe people like you should just "fuckoff to somalia", then i'd be happier here =) and you wouldn't have to pay tax! win-win-win.

At the risk of accusing you of being serious...my best guess is that the Akzel rooster has already received a good dose of beatings?! How else could he come up with such skewed ways of looking at things?? Ah hang on, maybe he learned it from that Scuba Steve astronaut...:brick:
where did the rooster come from? is it like saying cock?
did i miss something good?
skewed. what's skewed about my perception?

and rastus bud. you never answered my Q.
am i obliged to hold a license?

Berries

27th July 2012, 00:49

i'm in the middle of writing a strongly worded letter.
You rebel you.

gsxr

27th July 2012, 01:00

i'm in the middle of writing a strongly worded letter.

Make sure you dont use the words daisies or buttercups
Chances are it will detract to what you really mean

Gremlin

27th July 2012, 01:54

So if you get your WOF a week early you don't get 6months + 1 week you get 6 months from that date. They didn't rip you off two days.

They date them forward if you are within 2wks (iirc) of the due date. This is to give people a buffer to get them, without feeling ripped of for doing so early.
Yup, what bogan said. They can write them out for up to 14 days in advance, ie, if you get the WOF within 14 days of it being due, you can keep the original date. However, you can't extend the WOF, ie, get it 5 days before expiry and add 9 days on the end. Only doing the WOF after the due date will push the date further than 6 months.

Hence, Gremlin is going back to get his two days.
Hell yeah, every day is precious! It was a 5min job for him and I'm entitled to it. Visiting twice a year now is enough of a pain to make them count.

Anyway, back to rastuscat, I've derailed his thread. Like everyone else, you get good days and bad days. Enjoy the good ones, they make up for the bad ones...

nzspokes

27th July 2012, 07:48

i'm in the middle of writing a strongly worded letter to the last policy enforcement officers that thought it'd be a good idea to act the shithead.

Wow you live on the edge.

nadroj

27th July 2012, 09:07

Yep looks like I learnt something today.

On the form you fill out at most WOF stations there is a place to put the expiry date of the current WOF. This is their prompt ( if entered) when writing the new expiry date.

Akzle

27th July 2012, 09:35

Make sure you dont use the words daisies or buttercups
Chances are it will detract to what you really mean

really? i think my intent is quite clear you buttercupping guy, you. you're a gosh darn daisy-head to say something like that!

Hoon

27th July 2012, 10:57

i'm in the middle of writing a strongly worded letter to the last policy enforcement officers that thought it'd be a good idea to act the shithead.
For best effect be sure to make gratuitous use of the words "WAHH WAHH WAHH" and "BOO HOO HOO".

GrayWolf

27th July 2012, 10:57

i don't quite see the link between "training" and "license" could you explain this to me?
i say yes. i have the right to travel as and where i please. now, i'm sure you'd rather that i travel in some kind of vehicle on the road, rather than say, through the park, through your yard, through the shopping malls etc.
and you'd rather that that vehicle was of a warrantable standard, whether or not i've paid the whatever$ for some jerk off to tick the boxes on his sheet, and that the vehicle was designed for the road, rather than say, a tank (http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/trucks/other/auction-205561268.htm). innit?

now. you say i do not have that right? by what authority?

I guess the question is, what authority is given to YOU? You do not have a 'right' to travel by motor vehicle, its a privilege, you do not have a latent or absolute right to travel where and how you please... It protects the 'masses' from diiots who do think they have some inane right to do as they please... (societal expectation)

my bike is ~220kW/t (and 750cc) but it's not exactly the kind of bike one'll do themselves a mischief on. going fast requires a bit of work.

So? an H1 500 is only 60bhp and 174kg dry with 5.85kg-m of torque, but in its day and as this tester pointed out it was considered a lethal machine with its handling quirks, not forgetting the modern tyres fitted, which really would help handling when compared to dunlop TT100 or Avon Speedmaster of the era. http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/kawasaki/kawasaki_h1%20500%2070.htm

Geeen

27th July 2012, 11:03

So? an H1 500 is only 60bhp and 174kg dry with 5.85kg-m of torque, but in its day and as this tester pointed out it was considered a lethal machine with its handling quirks, not forgetting the modern tyres fitted, which really would help handling when compared to dunlop TT100 or Avon Speedmaster of the era. http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/kawasaki/kawasaki_h1%20500%2070.htm

Definitely has an interesting sound for a stroker

CookMySock

27th July 2012, 11:17

Gee there would be hospitals burning and babies dying if it wasn't for what you did that day!

What $$ value straight in the govts pocket just for one days work? $5k ?

caspernz

27th July 2012, 12:04

There are some retarded drivers out there fore shore.

Did the B4 driver gap it, or stop accross the street?

They both ended up in the side street, with at least one witness pulling up as well...so no worries there.

caspernz

27th July 2012, 12:10

I guess the question is, what authority is given to YOU? You do not have a 'right' to travel by motor vehicle, its a privilege, you do not have a latent or absolute right to travel where and how you please... It protects the 'masses' from idiots who do think they have some inane right to do as they please... (societal expectation)

Nicely summed up, and yet in the case of the rooster this statement is aimed at...it's quite unlikely to encounter much friction as it travels in one ear and out the other...:killingme

Akzle

27th July 2012, 15:21

For best effect be sure to make gratuitous use of the words "WAHH WAHH WAHH" and "BOO HOO HOO".no that would be silly.
sounds like the mating call of your mother. and i'd hate to go there again, son.

I guess the question is, what authority is given to YOU? You do not have a 'right' to travel by motor vehicle, its a privilege, you do not have a latent or absolute right to travel where and how you please... It protects the 'masses' from diiots who do think they have some inane right to do as they please... (societal expectation)
no. you didn't answer my question, but i'll do you the courtesy of answering yours.

what authority? god's authority. the authority of being born. same as you. i have no rights above you, you have no rights above me, putting on a glock and silly little blue hat doesn't give you any more authority either.
same as writing some hundred thousand pieces of legislation (acts) doesn't detract from my inherent authority.
i'm not an actor, i'm not under the judicature of a crown court, so i don't need to know the script by which to act.

incase you've missed it in my previous posts I AM NOT A PART OF ANY "SOCIETY" that you think i am.
so.
am i obliged to hold a license?

Nicely summed up, and yet in the case of the rooster this statement is aimed at...it's quite unlikely to encounter much friction as it travels in one ear and out the other...:killingme
lulz.

but srsly. what's with teh rooster?

Glowerss

27th July 2012, 15:48

no that would be silly.
sounds like the mating call of your mother. and i'd hate to go there again, son.

no. you didn't answer my question, but i'll do you the courtesy of answering yours.

what authority? god's authority. the authority of being born. same as you. i have no rights above you, you have no rights above me, putting on a glock and silly little blue hat doesn't give you any more authority either.
same as writing some hundred thousand pieces of legislation (acts) doesn't detract from my inherent authority.
i'm not an actor, i'm not under the judicature of a crown court, so i don't need to know the script by which to act.

incase you've missed it in my previous posts I AM NOT A PART OF ANY "SOCIETY" that you think i am.
so.
am i obliged to hold a license?

lulz.

but srsly. what's with teh rooster?

I would have thought it was understood, but by living or visiting a country, you are agreeing to live by its laws. The fact of the matter is, you only have as much or as little freedom as the people with the force to restrict those freedoms allow.

If you were to visit North Korea, for example, and were to bang on about how evil Kim Jong Il is (or was), your "freedom of speech" would mean little to nothing. You could tell the North Koreans until you were blue in the face that you're not "part of their society" or you didn't agree to their government or whatever, but you'd still end up in jail for a very long time. Whether or not it's right is completely irrelevant.

By living and continuing to live in New Zealand, you ARE a part of the society. You can try to squirrel it away any way you like. No, you dont *HAVE* to have a license to drive a motorcycle. Nobody is going to hold a gun to your head and force you to obtain one. However, you will have to suffer the consequences should get caught without one. And I very much doubt any judge or police officer is going to be swayed by your "im not part of your society the laws dont apply to me i didn't sign them you have no authority speech".

I am curious though, Akzle. If somebody without a license were to hit you, and you suffered expensive, extensive injuries. Since you're "not part of my society", does that mean you would turn down ACC's payment for your injuries? After all, its not your government. They have no authority over you. You wouldn't accept their money surely? And you pay full price for all of your doctors visits and any prescription drugs that are resultant of?

Because honestly, accepting the benefits of having a centralized government but refusing to follow the laws of said government is hypocritical at best. It's sort of an all or nothing deal. Either you're in agreement with the government or you're not. You can't pick and choose.

Subike

27th July 2012, 16:21

Akzel.
A curiosity question only
Do you have a birth certificate?

Drew

27th July 2012, 18:03

Akzel.
A curiosity question only
Do you have a birth certificate?

Now, when my ex partner and I visited the abortion clinic, we only left with an appointment card for counselling if we wanted it. How would the fetus manage to get a certificate?

rastuscat

27th July 2012, 18:18

Single cell life forms rarely have birth certificates.

FJRider

27th July 2012, 19:23

Single cell life forms rarely have birth certificates.

His "society" isn't authorised to issue birth certificates ... and he is the only one in his "society" that can read anyway.

dangerous

27th July 2012, 19:29

Apologies to all for having vented about yesterday.

Just gotta suck it up. I expect much the same will happen today.

Same shit, different day.
tell ya what... drop me a line as to were ya at tomorow right, Ill cruse by on the XB12R bust it out on the rear and you can take chase, Ill wast ya and you can call in back up, but tell ya cobbers I went left when in fact I went right aye? you meet me at the pub and well while the others are chasing their tails we will relax... ohh and I am fully licenced so its all ok yeah?

PS, only read the 1st page so hope no bastard bet me to the offer

schrodingers cat

27th July 2012, 19:31

He is a total rebel. Swims against the current. Eshews industrial society. Except for his Mac owneship. And all the rest.

Kickaha

27th July 2012, 20:07

Thats a problem right there, 1stly if he wants to fuck him self up should there be a crash it should be his own right

It shouldn't be his own right if others have to clean up the mess he leaves, scrape him off the road etc

rastuscat

27th July 2012, 20:09

tell ya what... drop me a line as to were ya at tomorow right, Ill cruse by on the XB12R bust it out on the rear and you can take chase, Ill wast ya and you can call in back up, but tell ya cobbers I went left when in fact I went right aye? you meet me at the pub and well while the others are chasing their tails we will relax... ohh and I am fully licenced so its all ok yeah?

PS, only read the 1st page so hope no bastard bet me to the offer

Loving the idea, but it sounds a little career limiting. :(

Akzle

27th July 2012, 20:28

I would have thought it was understood, but by living or visiting a country, you are agreeing to live by its laws. The fact of the matter is, you only have as much or as little freedom as the people with the force to restrict those freedoms allow.

If you were to visit North Korea, for example, and were to bang on about how evil Kim Jong Il is (or was), your "freedom of speech" would mean little to nothing. You could tell the North Koreans until you were blue in the face that you're not "part of their society" or you didn't agree to their government or whatever, but you'd still end up in jail for a very long time. Whether or not it's right is completely irrelevant.

By living and continuing to live in New Zealand, you ARE a part of the society. You can try to squirrel it away any way you like. No, you dont *HAVE* to have a license to drive a motorcycle. Nobody is going to hold a gun to your head and force you to obtain one. However, you will have to suffer the consequences should get caught without one. And I very much doubt any judge or police officer is going to be swayed by your "im not part of your society the laws dont apply to me i didn't sign them you have no authority speech".

I am curious though, Akzle. If somebody without a license were to hit you, and you suffered expensive, extensive injuries. Since you're "not part of my society", does that mean you would turn down ACC's payment for your injuries? After all, its not your government. They have no authority over you. You wouldn't accept their money surely? And you pay full price for all of your doctors visits and any prescription drugs that are resultant of?

Because honestly, accepting the benefits of having a centralized government but refusing to follow the laws of said government is hypocritical at best. It's sort of an all or nothing deal. Either you're in agreement with the government or you're not. You can't pick and choose.
i don't really know where to start on this. it's a long topic and i've covered most of it before.
1) (bold type above) it IS a matter of FORCE. for someone to impeach on my natural rights, or for me to impeach someone elses, it needs to be done by FORCE, not consent, assent or to each's mutual benefit.
2) (also bold typeface, above) yeah, i'll admit, i'm fortunate to be in a country where dissent isn't going to get me shot. were i in one of the countries where it would. i would probably have an AK47 and a band of brothers who engage the government policy enforcers in skirmishes. a la, syria.
fortunately, this is not the case here and i can engage in mental and legal skirmishes to claim the rights they seek to deprive me of.
3) (by living in NZ...)
=NO
a society, as legally defined here in NZ, i s a group of people joined by MUTUAL CONSENT to deliberate, determine and act towards common goals. now, the goals of "new zealand society" are vastly at odds with my goals. and i do not consent to being part of that society.

the argument was raised last time this discussion came up, that societies have rules, and that here i'm a member of KB society and bound by their rules. this is true, the difference being that I WILLINGLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS SOCIETY. i was not coerced, the rules were not hidden in millions of pages of legalese jargon, and it's unlikely the policy enforcement here will try and force money from me for infracting those rules.

4)(doubt any judge or police officer...) actually, there have been several cops good enough to listen to me, engage in intelligent conversation, and fuck off. as for a judge i've only had the fortune to test a few minor cases, which i knew would win anyway.
next time you're in court begin by stating that "you will only enter if the court recognizes your inherent inalienable birth rights and sovereignty" - watch the judges face.

5)if the government would put to paper that i am free and clear of their society and it's rules, that they would never try to coerce me or my employer to deduct money from my sweat for "taxes", that their policy enforcement division would never again waste my time, that any ministry, agency or crown employee would NEVER phone, write, email or otherwise harrass me again, that i could purchase things with their currency minus the 15% "GS"tax, booze and smokes without the 50+% tax, that they wouldn't hussle me for growing/smoking dope, crystal meth, opium, salvia or ayahuasca etc etc etc,
then 100% emphatically yes. it would be a small-small price to pay.

the difference here being that even under common law, or civil law, in injuring me (which is actually the only crime). a debt would be created upon that individual, licence or no, a debt to me. ( a "crime" requires an injured party. most court cases in NZ, however the media brands them, are civil cases.)
and what guarantee that a licensee is a) not going to hit me and b) fork out in any way for any treatment i may require?

my question stands.
AM I OBLIGED TO HOLD A LICENSE?
and another one.

are men born free?

Akzel.
A curiosity question only
Do you have a birth certificate?
"have".

i'm not entirely sure i (or even you) understand the intent of your question.
a berth certificate was created to denote the birth event (of me being born) however, not being a legal/lawful witness, (merely an infant) i cannot attest to it's truthfulness. nor do i accept that it created "me" as i'm pretty sure "i" exist without the certificate...

FYI: a berth certificate creates a CORPORATE fiction or PERSON (interpretation act - person) (google capitus diminutio maxima) which is squarely in the realms of the government, and exactly the same as the certificate you will receive if you ever in-CORPORATE a company. - the company name, the date of incorporation, the directors (parents) etc.
it also creates an obligation and legal joinder, (if you allow it to), between you, as a human born free and with lots of rights, and the PERSON, who (legally) "has the capacity for rights and duties".

whenever you claim that the card in your wallet is "your ID" you are accepting joinder with the corporation, the corporation who has a stack of debts already imposed on them, the corporation bound by the government. you are taking on the role of secretary of that corporate trust, (you're sure as shit not the beneficiary), unfortunately for you (but yay for society at large eh?), the people who administer that corporate trust (teh govt) don't always have your best interests at heart.

don't believe me? ask the IRD.

you never applied for an IRD number did you? it was assigned at the incorporation of your berth, to balance the fucking books.
you don't pay tax. they take tax, and they dangle the carrot (would you rather be hit with the BIG stick,, or the LITTLE one?): if you are gainfully employed and "undeclared tax code" your EMPLOYER must pay 40% tax. if you declare your corporate taxation code, the employer pays less.
hot fucking deal. 30% ( 1-2 working days) EVERY WEEK, you are doing for all the "benefits" you receive for being part of that NZ society, wittingly or no.

put it this way (another question. try answering the first one)
if the government was floated as a limited liability company, for the benefits they provide, (and the 40k$ debt per capita!!) would you invest 50% of your sweat in them?

Akzle

27th July 2012, 20:32

Single cell life forms rarely have birth certificates.

are you inferring that i'm a single cell life form?
6 pages and you haven't managed to answer a simple question...

so now there's three questions rasty ol boy.

am i obliged to hold a license?

are men born free?

would you invest 50% of your sweat in the NZ govt?

rastuscat

27th July 2012, 20:36

are you inferring that i'm a single cell life form?
6 pages and you haven't managed to answer a simple question...

so now there's three questions rasty ol boy.

am i obliged to hold a license?

are men born free?

would you invest 50% of your sweat in the NZ govt?

Yes.

No, I saw the movie. Lions are Born Free.

No less than 60% on a hot day.

Geeen

27th July 2012, 20:38

Lots of green text

:blink::gob:Wow

nzspokes

27th July 2012, 20:42

am i obliged to hold a license?

If you wish to drive on roads paid for by those that pay tax, yes.

Drew

27th July 2012, 20:45

You're a professional fuckin student aren't you?

What exactly would you have us do then? What happens when everyone wakes up and see's things your way?

Berries

27th July 2012, 20:46

Loving the idea, but it sounds a little career limiting. :(
Judging by your first post I'd say you should be looking for a new line of work anyway. Nothing worse than being unhappy at work.

rastuscat

27th July 2012, 21:01

Judging by your first post I'd say you should be looking for a new line of work anyway. Nothing worse than being unhappy at work.

It was a bad day. Have had some great days since.

Any day riding the company bike is a good one.

Akzle

27th July 2012, 21:02

You're a professional fuckin student aren't you?

What exactly would you have us do then? What happens when everyone wakes up and see's things your way?
yes. professional student of life. i aim always to move forward. try it onetime, you might find you end up not sounding like a retarded jerk-off.

what happens when everyone wakes up and sees it this way?
(my way, god's way, nature's way)
vive la revolution!
what happens.. we all fucken get along. the planet takes a massive sigh of relief, and people don't jump on the internet whining about the pitfalls of their gainful employment.
people are intrinsically happy.

If you wish to drive on roads paid for by those that pay tax, yes.
i don't get how that works. explain please.

you happily went along with the taxation scam on the proviso that you thought everyone using the road should be able to afford a driver's license and not hit anything for the duration of an hour long test?

whut abaat me? i dun paid me tax good an right, but i dun reckin i needs to beg fer permission to drive on dem darr roads...

Yes.
why? , or, better. sais who?

No,
highly revealing.
so. you were born with more rights than i?
or did you gain some rights above me when you strap on the weapons and jump in the holden/ on the bike?

nzspokes

27th July 2012, 21:08

i don't get how that works. explain please.

you happily went along with the taxation scam on the proviso that you thought everyone using the road should be able to afford a driver's license and not hit anything for the duration of an hour long test?

whut abaat me? i dun paid me tax good an right, but i dun reckin i needs to beg fer permission to drive on dem darr roads...

Answer me this then. If we all paid no tax, who would build roads?

My driving test was 10 mins.

bogan

27th July 2012, 21:15

what happens when everyone wakes up and sees it this way?
(my way, god's way, nature's way)
vive la revolution!
what happens.. we all fucken get along. the planet takes a massive sigh of relief, and people don't jump on the internet whining about the pitfalls of their gainful employment.
people are intrinsically happy.

Everyone is awake, for the most part we see it the way it is, were we all to see it a better way, there would be change. You need to look beyond yourself, and take a wider view. For somebody who claims

yes. professional student of life. i aim always to move forward. try it onetime, you might find you end up not sounding like a retarded jerk-off.

it sounds like you haven't learned much about the former, and have a long way to go on the later!

Akzle

27th July 2012, 21:18

:blink::gob:Wow
it's pretty innit? sometimes i jizz just thinking about drew's face//. i mean/, my awesome green writing.

Answer me this then. If we all paid no tax, who would build roads?

My driving test was 10 mins.

i'd give my time to building roads. but i'd build em where I want, and i'd build em in a manner that they aren't going to represent a net loss to everyone by needing constant repair. i'd build em awesome,

OR maybe i'd enslave a population, like, say 4-6 million people (maybe of a certain descent.) force them to complete lots of forms, restrict their travel and access to weapons with licenses, force them to "identify" themselves, and take the profit of their labour, whatever the cost to them - and get THEM to do everything for my benefit.

also a good fucking deal eh?
(guess when mandatory licensing came into effect?, google nazzi germania)

so yeah, i would build roads awesome, so's i can ride my bike fast on them.

only 10 minutes? you're at least fifty minute's worth of lia-fucking-bility, you are. innit?

nzspokes

27th July 2012, 21:24

i'd give my time to building roads. but i'd build em where I want, and i'd build em in a manner that they aren't going to represent a net loss to everyone by needing constant repair. i'd build em awesome,

OR maybe i'd enslave a population, like, say 4-6 million people (maybe of a certain descent.) force them to complete lots of forms, restrict their travel and access to weapons with licenses, force them to "identify" themselves, and take the profit of their labour, whatever the cost to them - and get THEM to do everything for my benefit.

also a good fucking deal eh?
(guess when mandatory licensing came into effect?, google nazzi germania)

so yeah, i would build roads awesome, so's i can ride my bike fast on them.

only 10 minutes? you're at least fifty minute's worth of lia-fucking-bility, you are. innit?

When I got my licence that was all it took.

So how would you pay for these roads you would build?

Licensing creates culpability. Do you not agree?

Akzle

27th July 2012, 21:27

Everyone is awake, for the most part we see it the way it is, were we all to see it a better way, there would be change. You need to look beyond yourself, and take a wider view. For somebody who claims

it sounds like you haven't learned much about the former, and have a long way to go on the later!

now that's sass. unfortunately i can't bling you because i gave ed too much red. c'est la vie. i'll green it tomorow.

everyone sees it their way. very few people are interested in working together. (on the whole)
but i think there IS change, and there will be more in future, i think people are waking up to the crap, for all everyone whinges about the occupy guys, they themselves are part of the 99%.
the "ruling elite", even if you're not a "conspiracy theorist" control enough money personally to sort out world poverty etc. so why hasn't it happened?
to whose benefit do we have people who's "net worth" runs into the TRILLIONS? (that's 1 000 000 000 000 dollars by yank standards. you couldn't spend the interest on that if you tried)
how fucken good are you feeling about your "net worth"? (take into account the government debt, - ~40k$)
are you intrinsically happy, as you are, selling your ass for 40+ hours a week, for the "benefits" you receive?

YOU cannot apply your standards to me, similarly i do not apply mine to you. if you're not interested in this vein of thought, feel free to switch off.

but, most importantly, am i wrong? if you think i am, please, try and prove me so.

GTRMAN

27th July 2012, 21:29

it's pretty innit? sometimes i jizz just thinking about drew's face//. i mean/, my awesome green writing.

i'd give my time to building roads. but i'd build em where I want, and i'd build em in a manner that they aren't going to represent a net loss to everyone by needing constant repair. i'd build em awesome,

OR maybe i'd enslave a population, like, say 4-6 million people (maybe of a certain descent.) force them to complete lots of forms, restrict their travel and access to weapons with licenses, force them to "identify" themselves, and take the profit of their labour, whatever the cost to them - and get THEM to do everything for my benefit.

also a good fucking deal eh?
(guess when mandatory licensing came into effect?, google nazzi germania)

so yeah, i would build roads awesome, so's i can ride my bike fast on them.

only 10 minutes? you're at least fifty minute's worth of lia-fucking-bility, you are. innit?

Godwin's law invoked. This thread is over

Lozza2442

27th July 2012, 21:31

Not sure how to delete a post. Ignore this... -_-

Akzle

27th July 2012, 21:36

When I got my licence that was all it took.

So how would you pay for these roads you would build?

Licensing creates culpability. Do you not agree?

well.. i'd just take the money off all the jews, err, employees, innit?

but i'd say the guys with the trucks at the quarry might find some benefit in having a road built, so they'd probably sort out some material for it eh?

culpability. blame.
yes and no.
if the "justice" system worked, potentially,
as it is, hell no. people get off on 'technicalities" seventh-eight-tenth recidivist drunk drivers get their "licenses" back, i've been hit off my bike once, i wasn't really worried about whether he had a license or no. at the end of the day, he could have been a drunk 13 year old. the result was the same. so to what end, his having or not a "license", in that situ?

the current "license" system is simply for accounting purposes. if it was any real indication of skill or ability a) there'd be a few million less people on the road and b) i might not object to it so much.
pray tell, how does it cost an agency 50$ to print a shiney plastic card?, how does a "tester" EARN his, what is it now..? 200$ for the hour?

what benefit do YOU derive from "registering" your vehicles?

Akzle

27th July 2012, 21:39

Godwin's law invoked. This thread is over

unfortunately that doesn't actually reduce the validity of the point.

and citing godwin's where the conversation started at governance anyway is pretty weak. maybe you should troll the housewares and baking forums....
after all if a kenwood mixer isn't just the modern day manifestation of all things duly-elected-socialist-government, i don't know what is!

nzspokes

27th July 2012, 21:48

what benefit do YOU derive from "registering" your vehicles?

It pays for my medical bills if I crash.

Drew

27th July 2012, 22:28

It pays for my medical bills if I crash.

I really fuckin hate to do this, and I wanna shoot myself...But. No, it doesn't. Your medical bills will get picked up no matter what. Worst case scenario they'll send you to jail, where you will not pay any tax, and still get free health care.

neels

27th July 2012, 23:46

Akzle

28th July 2012, 09:00

I like the idea that Azkle doesn't fit within the laws of our society.

That way someone can club the dumb bastard over the back of the head and not be punished for it, after all if the laws don't apply to him they also don't apply for him.

The funny thing about those who tout the theory of individual freedom outside the law of society, they don't realise that were there no laws they would be the first against the wall, just because they're so fucking annoying.

well. no, because we usually also believe we have the right to bare arms, and to use firearms to put food on the table. so we're able to defend ourselves should you feel the need to be aggressive.
also, being that we do actually make animals into food, you might find your mamby-pamby office worker hands just can't take being covered in blood and lack the strength to break a bird's neck. and that you have no idea where carrots or potatoes actually come from (but we who go bush know they grow on stir-fry-mixed-veg trees =) )
also unfortunately for you, they haven't worked out how to grow meat on styrofoam yet. given the proteins in meat that have allowed our brain's evolutionary development, i think you'd end up hungry and drooling while reciting "all noodles and no meat makes jimmowah a retarded boy" until your noodle stocks dried up. then you'd be fucked eh?

i didn't go out looking for this thread. i don't stand on street corners with a sandwhich board hailing doomsday, i don't wear a suit and ride a bicycle to your doorstep, i don't have billboard or advertising space. i was asked to expand on my world view. were i to pass you in the street, you wouldn't know me from your governmentium-fan boy club.

Bikemad

28th July 2012, 09:40

Akzel.
A curiosity question only
Do you have a birth certificate?

nah........he was shot on to a toilet wall and left to hatch in the sun

Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 09:56

wow...

just wow..

What do you do for a job Akzle? and where do you commute, what areas.. where do you live work and play is really what I'm asking.

Cause I need to cross those areas off the map a.s.a.p. black em out..

You would have to write some of THE most retarded stuff I've ever read/heard/seen..

and I go on websites like this: http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

bogan

28th July 2012, 10:11

because we usually also believe we have the right to bare arms, and to use firearms to put food on the table. so we're able to defend ourselves should you feel the need to be aggressive.

Firstly, when did it become we? so far its all been about an individual stepping out from the bits of society he doesn't like, now you're relying on a mass/group consensus?
Secondly, wifebeaters are great for bare arms, coupled with stubbies and it's almost iconic NZ work gear.

Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 10:13

i got bare arms right now.. I'll be damned if I ever put a shirt on.

not with these guns. I call the left one Kenneth Noisewater, and the Right, Tom O'Leary

Drew

28th July 2012, 10:49

well. no, because we usually also believe we have the right to bare arms, and to use firearms to put food on the table. so we're able to defend ourselves should you feel the need to be aggressive.
also, being that we do actually make animals into food, you might find your mamby-pamby office worker hands just can't take being covered in blood and lack the strength to break a bird's neck. and that you have no idea where carrots or potatoes actually come from (but we who go bush know they grow on stir-fry-mixed-veg trees =) )
also unfortunately for you, they haven't worked out how to grow meat on styrofoam yet. given the proteins in meat that have allowed our brain's evolutionary development, i think you'd end up hungry and drooling while reciting "all noodles and no meat makes jimmowah a retarded boy" until your noodle stocks dried up. then you'd be fucked eh?

i didn't go out looking for this thread. i don't stand on street corners with a sandwhich board hailing doomsday, i don't wear a suit and ride a bicycle to your doorstep, i don't have billboard or advertising space. i was asked to expand on my world view. were i to pass you in the street, you wouldn't know me from your governmentium-fan boy club.

I am very amused that the obvious question is not being asked of the rooster.

Akzle

28th July 2012, 10:51

Firstly, when did it become we? so far its all been about an individual stepping out from the bits of society he doesn't like, now you're relying on a mass/group consensus?
around about here:
"The funny thing about those who tout the theory of individual freedom outside the law of society, they don't realise that were there no laws they would be the first against the wall..."

i'm not relying on anything beyond a cupboard full of guns and full tank o gas.
i'm not asking for or seeking anyone's consent, assent or agreement.
i challenge you to challenge yourself to prove me wrong though.

Secondly, wifebeaters are great for bare arms, coupled with stubbies and it's almost iconic NZ work gear.
my point exactly.

i got bare arms right now.. I'll be damned if I ever put a shirt on.

not with these guns. I call the left one Kenneth Noisewater, and the Right, Tom O'Leary
i call mine "masturbator" and "backup masturbator" it stands to reason that they're well developed.

wow...

just wow..

What do you do for a job Akzle? and where do you commute, what areas.. where do you live work and play is really what I'm asking.

Cause I need to cross those areas off the map a.s.a.p. black em out..

You would have to write some of THE most retarded stuff I've ever read/heard/seen..

and I go on websites like this: http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

sweet. one less muppet on the road. but i live in whangarei, but my kids are in auckland so i travel to see them regularly. i also have family in dunedin, wellington, the hutt, and the east coast.
that you for your consideration in getting the fuck offa my roads!

funny story. i didn't know that website existed until you posted it.

Kickaha

28th July 2012, 11:06

i also have family in dunedin
You'll be able to stop and and have a beer with eddie while you're down there visiting

Madness

28th July 2012, 11:43

They don't do Donuts in Oz...

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Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 11:55

You'll be able to stop and and have a beer with eddie while you're down there visiting

F*ck off!

:eek:

Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 11:57

sweet. one less muppet on the road..

lol, who needs to worry about muppets on the road when there is you? general retards like myself are harmless in comparison to you, the hatched spawn of semen on the public toilet stall wall :rolleyes:

Edbear

28th July 2012, 15:22

It was a bad day. Have had some great days since.

Any day riding the company bike is a good one.

Only if the Company bike is a nice ride, though. I'm thinking of those poor Posties.

Nice to ride one you aren't paying for, too, and if you get both in one, you gotta be having a good day! :cool:

Akzle

28th July 2012, 17:03

lol, who needs to worry about muppets on the road when there is you? general retards like myself are harmless in comparison to you, the hatched spawn of semen on the public toilet stall wall :rolleyes:

are you... jumping on the coat tails of someone else's zing?
weak, man. very weak.

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

Drew

28th July 2012, 17:08

are you... jumping on the coat tails of someone else's zing?
weak, man. very weak.

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

Your poisoning our minds with thoughts of freedom!

schrodingers cat

28th July 2012, 17:19

...what harm do you believe i cause?

You're hogging bandwidth that could be more profitably be spent looking at pictures of kittens

Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 17:42

http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 17:45

are you... jumping on the coat tails of someone else's zing?

duh, its been put out there why not use it. It was a good one. Wonder if you're mine.. I jack off in public toilets all the time after I nick hustler magazines

Drew

28th July 2012, 17:47

http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

Fuckin great website!

Fast Eddie

28th July 2012, 17:48

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

you're quite harmless I'm sure..

.. spewing green text blocks that would fill a novel (a shite one) from your keyboard onto my screen is probably the worst of it.

St_Gabriel

30th July 2012, 17:33

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

Seeing as you asked...

are you switching the rail?

either way, as long as earthy gets eartheyed there should be no problem. general lighting circuits are not earthyed.

huh?

i was wondering about all this two core in the roof.... magic earth eh?

i've grounded 240v, as a child of ~10. lasted more than a few seconds before i kicked it off. wouldn't want to do it again, but not fatal.
unfortunately didn't have the ammeter on me to check the current but it didn't blow the fuse so not massively more than 10.

simple question, at what voltage, AC/DC, is one amp lethal?

Akzle: you are a FUCKING IDIOT, please refrain from giving advice on things of which you know nothing at all before you are responsible for killing someone.

Akzle

30th July 2012, 19:04

Seeing as you asked...

hahah! you ehh..

yeah. i'll believe in the magic earth if i ever start believing in faeries. not faeries like you, faeries with tutus and wings sprinkling magic dust around.

neels

30th July 2012, 19:06

hahah! you ehh..

yeah. i'll believe in the magic earth if i ever start believing in faeries. not faeries like you, faeries with tutus and wings sprinkling magic dust around.
A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....

FJRider

30th July 2012, 19:11

A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....

It would be a strong clue as to just how much he actually knows ... I guess those four years of education are starting to pay off ...

Mungatoke Mad

30th July 2012, 19:40

Your poisoning our minds with thoughts of freedom!& pages & pages of Green bullshit :wacko::brick:

Kickaha

30th July 2012, 19:48

A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....

There's nothing wrong with his spelling

rastuscat

31st July 2012, 14:36

& pages & pages of Green bullshit :wacko::brick:

Please report the pages and pages of bullshit to Moto NZ.

They are reporting all incidences of spilled BS to NZTA, in case a bike rider slips on it.

Seems the best thing we can do to Azkle.

Akzle

31st July 2012, 18:05

A good start would be learning how to spell fairies....

It would be a strong clue as to just how much he actually knows ... I guess those four years of education are starting to pay off ...

err.. 'scuse me sires.
...your ignorance is showing.

& pages & pages of Green bullshit :wacko::brick:

green bullshit is the best kind. indicates a high level of available nitrogen. and nitrogen is good for the grass. :D and grass is good for me =)

Coldrider

31st July 2012, 23:01

err.. 'scuse me sires.
...your ignorance is showing.

green bullshit is the best kind. indicates a high level of available nitrogen. and nitrogen is good for the grass. :D and grass is good for me =) Why not cut out the middleman and go straight to 100% nitrogen?

scumdog

2nd August 2012, 11:27

but pray, what harm do you believe i cause?

You exist.
That's enough I'd say....

Akzle

2nd August 2012, 15:46

You exist.
That's enough I'd say....

dont you have some dive boots to find?

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 15:59

First bike I stopped had the reg on hold. I've given him a week to sort it, or a zillion tickets come his way. His explanation is that he has a philosophical objection to the ACC increase, so he's being a silent objector. I object too, but I re-regoed my personal bike two days ago, so the sympathy train doesn't stop at my house any more.

Was it you, Azkle?

Second bike I stopped turned out to be a winner. He was riding a late 90s VFR400, with no lights on. I was ahead of him, but I looked back and told him to put his headlight on. He did. Then I went back to my donuts, and he turned them off again. This warranted closer examination. As I pulled in behind him, the bike had no plate. Being good with clues, I spoke to him and found that the bike had had no WoF since 2006, same with rego. he had a full Class 1, but no class 6. The brake lever was a stump, it had snapped off all but the last couple of centimetres. The side panels were loose enough to fall off. It was a shitter.

Was it you, Azkle?

There was me, throwing the law around, expecting people to comply. Surely one of todays champions of personal freedom was you.

Phantom Limb

2nd August 2012, 16:08

Oh Shite!
They're multiplying! :(

scumdog

2nd August 2012, 16:51

dont you have some dive boots to find?

Here in Texas?

Sheesh, that's really spreading the net...

sil3nt

2nd August 2012, 16:58

He was riding a late 90s VFR400, with no lights on.Hah now we know you are lying. They stopped making them in the early 90s :bleh:

baffa

2nd August 2012, 17:28

Such a shame the mentally insane have to voulonteer themselves to be locked up.

Akzle: You wouldnt have even have been born if it wasnt for this sociey you hate so much.

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 18:00

Hah now we know you are lying. They stopped making them in the early 90s :bleh:

It had no plate, and no reg label. I didn't care enough about it's age to do the enquiries into how old it was, as it didn't matter.

It had NC31 stamped on the head tube. Does that make sense? Late 80s?

And no, I'm not lying. It happened.

cheshirecat

2nd August 2012, 18:42

It had no plate, and no reg label. I didn't care enough about it's age to do the enquiries into how old it was, as it didn't matter.

It had NC31 stamped on the head tube. Does that make sense? Late 80s?

And no, I'm not lying. It happened.

You should fine him for desecrating a VFR and a possible classic at that.

duckonin

2nd August 2012, 19:11

:corn: :Playnice: :killingme

FJRider

2nd August 2012, 19:20

You should fine him for desecrating a VFR and a possible classic at that.

Thats unfair ... being gay would give the guy enough problems ...

caspernz

2nd August 2012, 19:32

Thats unfair ... being gay would give the guy enough problems ...

Does that include writing gibberish in green??:clap::angry2::wacko:;)

Akzle

2nd August 2012, 19:34

...Was it you, Azkle?

no bud. if we ever meet in your professional capacity you'll know about it.
i daresay i'll have your arse in court on charges of fraud.
ignorance of the law is no excuse. following orders is no excuse.

try me =)

asides from that, i don't set out to wind up poopoos, i can't imagine why the guy would have flicked his lights off again. mine is not to reason why.

Such a shame the mentally insane have to voulonteer themselves to be locked up.

Akzle: You wouldnt have even have been born if it wasnt for this sociey you hate so much.

well, i'm sure sorry you load yourself up with you and your society's hate/prejudice/bigotry/ignorance. no skin off my nose but, i live life, and i be happy. so GFY.

crystalball

2nd August 2012, 19:38

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 19:57

Nice work keep it up ;)

A quick question; What type of safty gear do police wear when rideing i.e brand name e.t.c

Why I ask; As it doesint look like the gear available to public :wacko: question but im sure theres whacko ansews :motu:

My work story im unemployed in Aucks looking for forklift work.

Only non-public gear we wear is the stab vest.

Mainly we wear BMW gear, coz we get a deal due to us buying their bikes. Various models, Streetguard, Trailguard, Airflow, mine is Santiago.

Read the news, there's been a global financial crisis. Our gear is getting replaced less often and bikes too. Gubbermint cost cutting.

Thing is, we wear the gear for work, so the novelty of having flash gear wears off as it just gets taken for granted. I have a fairly new System6 helmet, it's nice, it needs to be as I wear it about 25 hours each week.

One note though. I wear odd bits of my personal gear, as I like it better than my work gear. I wear my own pants, they are more comfortable long term than the Beemer ones. They are Olympia Motorsports vented pants, I can put layers under and over them.

Donuts come from Dunkin Donuts.

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 20:07

Nice work keep it up ;)

I actually post my work stories coz I am interested in what people think about the things that happen to us daily. I don't look for kudos etc.

I trust some get a smile from my posts. I get a smile from the banter.

Berg

2nd August 2012, 20:51

My day was ruined at 0530 by the truck crash on State Hwy 2. No sooner logged on and sent to that drama.
A tip for those riding south between petone and Ngauranga, stick to the right lane for a few days. 5200ltrs of diesel went onto the road at the crash scene. Fulton Hogan and the fire service have done the best clean up they can but I bet its slippry on the first wet day.

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 21:05

nzspokes

2nd August 2012, 21:11

Funny thing is I never get pulled over. Not in my car or my bike. Must be 20 years or more.

Then again my vehicles are legal. And insured which has saved my arse a few times.

Mate of mine is a Sargent up here. Victim of to many donuts. Him and a new constable came in my shop once and I gave him shit about his new stab vest having to be 3 normal ones stitched together. Young cop didnt know what to do. :killingme

rustic101

2nd August 2012, 21:12

I am interested in what people think about the things that happen to us daily.

Bugger me Rastuscat, careful or you will end up working for MOTONZ saying stuff like that!!!

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 21:16

Victim of to many donuts. Him and a new constable came in my shop once and I gave him shit about his new stab vest having to be 3 normal ones stitched together. Young cop didnt know what to do. :killingme

One of the guys down here gets the Mickey taken at times. I offer to let him wear leather gear instead of Cordura, but only if he knows someone with 3 cows to spare.

Irk!

rustic101

2nd August 2012, 21:17

My day was ruined at 0530 by the truck crash on State Hwy 2. .

There were more bikes on the road than there normally are during a summers day. A few I noted appeared not to be registered, with the WoF status I'd suggest being questionable. The other thing that grated me was the riders standard of dress i.s runners jeans and shonkey street wear. Less than desirable - IMHO

rastuscat

2nd August 2012, 21:18

Bugger me Rastuscat, careful or you will end up working for MOTONZ saying stuff like that!!!

Don't threaten me...........what did I do to deserve that..........:crazy:

rustic101

2nd August 2012, 21:24

Don't threaten me...........what did I do to deserve that..........:crazy:

I retract my statement -

You actually genuinely care - :hug:

Unlike those other fackers at MOTONZ who are just make statements and waste O2:brick:

FJRider

2nd August 2012, 21:40

Does that include writing gibberish in green??:clap::angry2::wacko:;)

I'm told it's one of the symptoms ... Probably one of his (gay) rights ...

Drew

2nd August 2012, 22:16

I actually post my work stories coz I am interested in what people think about the things that happen to us daily. I don't look for kudos etc.

I trust some get a smile from my posts. I get a smile from the banter.We think they are entertaining, but I'm sure if I ride around down your way, there will be a story of yours to tell of it.

The other thing that grated me was the riders standard of dress i.s runners jeans and shonkey street wear. Less than desirable - IMHOBecause it effects you how? Don't bother with the usual tripe about ACC levies and biker accident cost either, because ALL motorcycle accidents and injuries get lumped in together, and I don't know a single motorcross rider that hasn't fucked themselves up LOTS.

Yes, bikers need to take responsibility for themselves, but our gear is down the list compared to our attitudes and skill levels.

Spuds1234

2nd August 2012, 22:20

rastuscat

3rd August 2012, 07:43

I cant comment on whether the second bike was Azkle, but I suspect the first one was me :Oops:

I must say it was the most pleasant run in with the law I've ever had (not that I've had to many - I tend to try and keep out of trouble, or not get caught as the case may be).

Have just done the rego for summer. Hopefully the next time we meet its under better circumstances (like at a pub after a ride).

Doh! Rumbled! Feel like I dealt with a mystery shopper. Like I said at the time, I don't like the levies either, but I play the game of being a law abiding camper.

Cool wee bike. Mentioned it to one of my troops, he raved about them.

Reps to you for being more than a fair-weather rider.

Um, suggest you carry donut vouchers, solves most enforcement problems. Carrying actual donuts means messy transactions.

GrayWolf

3rd August 2012, 08:30

We think they are entertaining, but I'm sure if I ride around down your way, there will be a story of yours to tell of it.

Because it effects you how? Don't bother with the usual tripe about ACC levies and biker accident cost either, because ALL motorcycle accidents and injuries get lumped in together, and I don't know a single motorcross rider that hasn't fucked themselves up LOTS.

Yes, bikers need to take responsibility for themselves, but our gear is down the list compared to our attitudes and skill levels.

To be honest Drew, I'd place the attitude to riding as part of why they wear crap gear. I'd place gear fairly high up the list, comfort, (dryness and warmth) is a contributing factor to alertness and reaction time to an event.

I'd guess the reason for the 'splurge' of bikes was that the diesel spill also went over the track circuits at Ngaraunga and stopped the services on the Hutt line as well.... Lets not even go into Porirua losing it's signals, start of the afternoon peak as well. :wacko:

GrayWolf

3rd August 2012, 08:35

Doh! Rumbled! Feel like I dealt with a mystery shopper. Like I said at the time, I don't like the levies either, but I play the game of being a law abiding camper.

Cool wee bike. Mentioned it to one of my troops, he raved about them.

Reps to you for being more than a fair-weather rider.

Um, suggest you carry donut vouchers, solves most enforcement problems. Carrying actual donuts means messy transactions.

You know my warped sense of humour now just HAS to get me to a dunkin donut shop, to see if they do 'gift vouchers'..... I wonder how it would sound in court... I opened the accused's licence and was offered a bribe of a 10 free donut voucher! :nya:

Gremlin

3rd August 2012, 08:57

I wonder how it would sound in court... I opened the accused's licence and was offered a bribe of a 10 free donut voucher! :nya:
Forget court. You're in Wellington and he's in Christchurch. If there, you'd probably get a good laugh. Here (Auck or Welly or anywhere else perhaps) you'd probably get an incredulous stare :crazy:

rastuscat

3rd August 2012, 10:10

You know my warped sense of humour now just HAS to get me to a dunkin donut shop, to see if they do 'gift vouchers'..... I wonder how it would sound in court... I opened the accused's licence and was offered a bribe of a 10 free donut voucher! :nya:

267495

To Protect and Serve (donuts)

5150

3rd August 2012, 10:32

To Swerve and Project (donuts)

Fixed that for you:whistle:

GrayWolf

3rd August 2012, 14:28

Second bike I stopped turned out to be a winner. He was riding with no lights on. I was ahead of him, but I looked back and told him to put his headlight on. He did. Then I went back to my donuts, and he turned them off again. This warranted closer examination. As I pulled in behind him, the bike had no plate. Being good with clues, I spoke to him and found that the bike had had no WoF since 2006, same with rego. he had a full Kindergarten certificate, but no class 6. The brake lever was a stump, it had snapped off all but the last couple of centimetres. The side panels were loose enough to fall off. It was a shitter.

Was it you, Azkle?

There was me, throwing the law around, expecting people to comply. Surely one of todays champions of personal freedom was you.

We know the truth, it WAS Azkle
267498

rastuscat

3rd August 2012, 14:31

We know the truth, it WAS Azkle

I chased him but has to give up coz I got a bit, um, stuck, Boss.

267500

willytheekid

3rd August 2012, 14:59

Gotta get me some of those vouchers! :yes:

avgas

3rd August 2012, 16:14

You made my wife jealous, she doesn't have a window in her orifice
I have a window............................................ ..........................................into someone else's office

Akzle

3rd August 2012, 18:30

I'm told it's one of the symptoms ... Probably one of his (gay) rights ...

jeez.
anyone would think you're prejudiced or discriminatory against fags.

not very PC, that.

FAERIE! (you dumb fuck)

FJRider

3rd August 2012, 18:42

FAERIE! (you dumb fuck)

????????????????????????

English your 2nd language .... ??? ... but you do speak poofter quite well though ...

Kickaha

3rd August 2012, 19:05

????????????????????????English your 2nd language .... ??? ...

It's a quite legit way to spell it just not often used

FJRider

3rd August 2012, 19:09

It's a quite legit way to spell it just not often used

I had to google it. A typical method one would expect from a poof ...

Akzle

4th August 2012, 03:35

????????????????????????

English your 2nd language .... ??? ... but you do speak poofter quite well though ...

I had to google it. A typical method one would expect from a poof ...

fuck. you're hilarious. wish i had your wit.

GrayWolf

4th August 2012, 12:28

fuck. you're hilarious. wish i had your wit.

so do we.... :baby:

rastuscat

4th August 2012, 19:43

so do we.... :baby:

Not me. I'm happy with him making a dick of himself.

Drew

5th August 2012, 11:34

Not me. I'm happy with him making a dick of himself.That's entirely relative to view point I find.

Kickaha

5th August 2012, 11:39

I was watching a couple of cop bikes this morning, wrong way up a one way street and through red lights, hardly setting an good example :whistle:

rustic101

5th August 2012, 11:42

I was watching a couple of cop bikes this morning, wrong way up a one way street and through red lights, hardly setting an good example :whistle:

Just out of curiosity do you know the activity they were engauged in??? Would be good to put some context around it.:crazy:

Fast Eddie

5th August 2012, 12:01

Just out of curiosity do you know the activity they were engauged in??? Would be good to put some context around it.:crazy:

trying to get to mcdonalds before breakfast is over

Fast Eddie

5th August 2012, 12:02

I was watching a couple of cop bikes this morning, wrong way up a one way street and through red lights, hardly setting an good example :whistle:

setting a GREAT example, I was tired of stopping at reds anyway.

they have the disco lights going?

rastuscat

5th August 2012, 16:14

Just out of curiosity do you know the activity they were engauged in??? Would be good to put some context around it.:crazy:

Riding on closed roads administering the road closure for the demolition in Christchurch.

Interesting to see someone's view of what we were doing. Kick aha provides an investing perspective.

It was sure interesting when pedestrians took over the roads that were still open I.e. Madras St south of Latimer Square. You can control cars, but controlling crowds of people on foot is like herding cats.

Kickaha

5th August 2012, 16:43

Riding on closed roads administering the road closure for the demolition in Christchurch.
Oh shit, did I forget to mention that;)

It was sure interesting when pedestrians took over the roads that were still open I.e. Madras St south of Latimer Square. You can control cars, but controlling crowds of people on foot is like herding cats.
errrrrr I wasn't standing anywhere near there honest:D

Were you on one of the bikes?

FJRider

5th August 2012, 16:52

It was sure interesting when pedestrians took over the roads that were still open I.e. Madras St south of Latimer Square. You can control cars, but controlling crowds of people on foot is like herding cats.

Perhaps ... neutering a few might help. What harm can it do ... ?? :lol:

Subike

5th August 2012, 16:59

Perhaps ... neutering a few might help. What harm can it do ... ?? :lol:

shall we start with you?
oh, right, your past that anyways
carry on

FJRider

5th August 2012, 17:06

shall we start with you?
oh, right, your past that anyways
carry on

Too late ... I've already been taken to the vet. :yes: <_<

But thanks for caring ... :yawn:

Drew

5th August 2012, 17:23

shall we start with you?
oh, right, your past that anyways
carry on

Too late ... I've already been taken to the vet. :yes: <_<

But thanks for caring ... :yawn:

This shows promise, I will point out now that you have both told me, that the others mother is a cock sucker.

Carry on.

FJRider

5th August 2012, 17:32

This shows promise, I will point out now that you have both told me, that the others mother is a cock sucker.

Carry on.

I fail to follow your logic ... but logic was never your strong-point.

Never rely on a promise .. he will probably let you down.

Drew

5th August 2012, 17:35

I fail to follow your logic ... but logic was never your strong-point.

Never rely on a promise .. he will probably let you down.
Logic has no place in a good shit fight ya son of a whore.

rastuscat

5th August 2012, 17:40

Oh shit, did I forget to mention that;)

errrrrr I wasn't standing anywhere near there honest:D

Were you on one of the bikes?

Yes, I got out of bed at 4 so I could be abused by motorists who expected to turn up 5 minutes before the implosion and abandon their cars in the middle of Gloucester, Worcester and Cashel Streets, so they could enjoy the show.

It was quite cool seeing part of the city's history being written. I cringed inwardly at the thought of witnessing something like what the CTV building must have looked like on 22 Feb. I was washed over by a feeling of deja vu.

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

FJRider

5th August 2012, 17:46

Logic has no place in a good shit fight ya son of a whore.

The secret is using good quality shit. You don't need to use as much ... or throw it so hard. And it sticks better and smells worse.

The poor quality shit thrown just doesn't have the same effect. As you have so ably demonstrated.

Drew

5th August 2012, 17:53

The secret is using good quality shit. You don't need to use as much ... or throw it so hard. And it sticks better and smells worse.

The poor quality shit thrown just doesn't have the same effect. As you have so ably demonstrated.

Yeah I know.

I used to be able to get the job done with just broad nasty low brow shit, on sheer volume alone. I seem to lack the enthusiasm for it any more.

Kickaha

5th August 2012, 19:10

Yes, I got out of bed at 4 so I could be abused by motorists who expected to turn up 5 minutes before the implosion and abandon their cars in the middle of Gloucester, Worcester and Cashel Streets, so they could enjoy the show.

It was quite cool seeing part of the city's history being written. I cringed inwardly at the thought of witnessing something like what the CTV building must have looked like on 22 Feb. I was washed over by a feeling of deja vu.

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

I should have bought a donut for you

I got there an hour early but probably could have left it another 30 minutes and still been sweet

Very cool show, hope they blow some more shit up

rastuscat

5th August 2012, 20:06

I was watching a couple of cop bikes this morning, wrong way up a one way street and through red lights, hardly setting an good example :whistle:

Yo Kicker

Just quoting wot u originally said coz its a good sample of a complaint against Popo.

Subsequent to you post, I explained the context in which your complaint exists.

Per usual, never let the (unstated) facts stand in the way of a good complaint against Popos.

Not an attack on you, Kicker, just mentioning how complaints rarely contain all the facts.

Taking my over-sensitive hat off now. Sod off.

rastuscat

5th August 2012, 20:09

I should have bought a donut for you

I got there an hour early but probably could have left it another 30 minutes and still been sweet

Very cool show, hope they blow some more shit up

Heard a council official today say that the council has 3 or 4 more on the hit list.

I have few suggestions. Anyone know how I can contact Guy Fawkes? Tee hee :crazy:

RuoskaNZ

5th August 2012, 20:41

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

What can you even do about the cyclists?

They do that crap all the time and think they are invulnerable.. like scooter riders >:(

GrayWolf

5th August 2012, 21:06

Yes, I got out of bed at 4 so I could be abused by motorists who expected to turn up 5 minutes before the implosion and abandon their cars in the middle of Gloucester, Worcester and Cashel Streets, so they could enjoy the show.

It was quite cool seeing part of the city's history being written. I cringed inwardly at the thought of witnessing something like what the CTV building must have looked like on 22 Feb. I was washed over by a feeling of deja vu.

I even got to give a cyclist a flea in the ear for crashing a red light. Life is good.

Back in the 80's I watched the two huge cooling towers of the old Croydon (UK) power station come down.. man that was an awesome sight, those things are effin huge.

Kickaha

5th August 2012, 21:24

Taking my over-sensitive hat off now. Sod off.

:lol: I was hoping for some better bites from some of the others :finger:

FuriousD

6th August 2012, 23:20

i don't really know where to start on this. it's a long topic and i've covered most of it before.
1) (bold type above) it IS a matter of FORCE. for someone to impeach on my natural rights, or for me to impeach someone elses, it needs to be done by FORCE, not consent, assent or to each's mutual benefit.
2) (also bold typeface, above) yeah, i'll admit, i'm fortunate to be in a country where dissent isn't going to get me shot. were i in one of the countries where it would. i would probably have an AK47 and a band of brothers who engage the government policy enforcers in skirmishes. a la, syria.
fortunately, this is not the case here and i can engage in mental and legal skirmishes to claim the rights they seek to deprive me of.
3) (by living in NZ...)
=NO
.........
.......
.......
......

you never applied for an IRD number did you? it was assigned at the incorporation of your berth, to balance the fucking books.
you don't pay tax. they take tax, and they dangle the carrot (would you rather be hit with the BIG stick,, or the LITTLE one?): if you are gainfully employed and "undeclared tax code" your EMPLOYER must pay 40% tax. if you declare your corporate taxation code, the employer pays less.
hot fucking deal. 30% ( 1-2 working days) EVERY WEEK, you are doing for all the "benefits" you receive for being part of that NZ society, wittingly or no.

put it this way (another question. try answering the first one)
if the government was floated as a limited liability company, for the benefits they provide, (and the 40k$ debt per capita!!) would you invest 50% of your sweat in them?

ok, I'm quite proud of myself for getting this far in this thread but I got to this long ass rant from Akzel and it was just over the top.
Mate your fool. In answer to your very original question yes you are obliged to posses and carry with you a valid licence for the vehicle you are or intending to drive.

If you don't like that or the taxes, go find a island somewhere far away from here and stick your head in the sand. Everyone will be the happier.

Berries

6th August 2012, 23:37

Mate your fool.
I'm not sure, but did you actually mean foal?

FuriousD

7th August 2012, 00:15

no bud. if we ever meet in your professional capacity you'll know about it.
i daresay i'll have your arse in court on charges of fraud.
ignorance of the law is no excuse. following orders is no excuse.

try me =)

asides from that, i don't set out to wind up poopoos, i can't imagine why the guy would have flicked his lights off again. mine is not to reason why.

well, i'm sure sorry you load yourself up with you and your society's hate/prejudice/bigotry/ignorance. no skin off my nose but, i live life, and i be happy. so GFY.

wait what? If your not a member of this society why do you get to bring charges against members of that society in there courts.
I thought you said you were giving up those rights earlier in the thread.

scumdog

7th August 2012, 07:07

no bud. if we ever meet in your professional capacity you'll know about it.
i daresay i'll have your arse in court on charges of fraud.
ignorance of the law is no excuse. following orders is no excuse.

try me =)

:lol::clap::killingme:rofl: oh my, how my sides hurt from all the laughter when I read the above, goodness me, you're SO funny!!!

5150

7th August 2012, 07:30

Akzle

7th August 2012, 10:19

ok, I'm quite proud of myself for getting this far in this thread but I got to this long ass rant from Akzel and it was just over the top.
Mate your fool. In answer to your very original question yes you are obliged to posses and carry with you a valid licence for the vehicle you are or intending to drive.

If you don't like that or the taxes, go find a island somewhere far away from here and stick your head in the sand. Everyone will be the happier.

ahahaha. your bike is small and mine would eat it.

you clearly haven't been paying attention. and i won't repeat myself for a little kawasaki rider.
but i'll play. a bit. how did i become obliged to hold a license?

and it's you-APOSTROPHE-re YOU'RE. it's a contraction.
sheesh.

feel free to pipe up again when you have some hair on your balls.

wait what? If your not a member of this society why do you get to bring charges against members of that society in there courts.
I thought you said you were giving up those rights earlier in the thread.

i don't take them to their court. that would be stupid because they make the rules there.
i convene a court de jure.

it's all very styley.

FuriousD

9th August 2012, 22:24

ahahaha. your bike is small and mine would eat it.

you clearly haven't been paying attention. and i won't repeat myself for a little kawasaki rider.
but i'll play. a bit. how did i become obliged to hold a license?

and it's you-APOSTROPHE-re YOU'RE. it's a contraction.
sheesh.

feel free to pipe up again when you have some hair on your balls.

i don't take them to their court. that would be stupid because they make the rules there.
i convene a court de jure.

it's all very styley.

I don't really give a shit what bike you have. It doesn't affect me in the slightest.

You became obliged to hold a current license when you decided to stay in this country and therefore abide by the laws of the country.
If you choose not to abide by those laws you risk incurring a range of penalties but that is your choice.
Though the licensing standards in this country aren't very high, they are better then nothing and go someway to providing a safe road network.

Jantar

10th August 2012, 00:04

no bud. if we ever meet in your professional capacity you'll know about it.
i daresay i'll have your arse in court on charges of fraud.
ignorance of the law is no excuse. following orders is no excuse.

try me =)

:lol::clap::killingme:rofl: oh my, how my sides hurt from all the laughter when I read the above, goodness me, you're SO funny!!!
Careful there Scummy. Next thing he'll threaten to take it international. :lol:

Akzle

10th August 2012, 05:47

I don't really give a shit what bike you have. It doesn't affect me in the slightest.oooh. the n*gger got some bass in his voice.

You became obliged to hold a current license when you decided to stay in this country and therefore abide by the laws of the country.
why?

Though the licensing standards in this country aren't very high, they are better then nothing and go someway to providing a safe road network.
:killingme :rofl:
you clearly haven't been here long/ don't get out much.

willytheekid

10th August 2012, 08:53

267942
...;)

willytheekid

10th August 2012, 08:57

you clearly haven't been here long/ don't get out much.

...Akzle-Join Date 6th May 2012 :rolleyes:

267943

Drew

10th August 2012, 10:15

[CENTER]
...;)

...Akzle-Join Date 6th May no mirrors at you place? Seems you're just as bad, worse even when one considers the hypocrisy of your trolling.

Pixie

10th August 2012, 10:15

I don't really give a shit what bike you have. It doesn't affect me in the slightest.

You became obliged to hold a current license when you decided to stay in this country and therefore abide by the laws of the country.
If you choose not to abide by those laws you risk incurring a range of penalties but that is your choice.
Though the licensing standards in this country aren't very high, they are better then nothing and go someway to providing a safe road network.

what a load of shit

Akzle

10th August 2012, 11:19

Join Date 6th May 2012 :rolleyes:

in this instance "here" refers to NZ.
nice try tho. and funny pic.

scumdog

10th August 2012, 11:25

no mirrors at you place? Seems you're just as bad, worse even when one considers the hypocrisy of your trolling.

Ah but it at least is not posted in vomit-color....

scumdog

10th August 2012, 11:27

oooh. the n*gger got some bass in his voice.

He's black and has a fish in his voice-box?:gob:

Akzle

10th August 2012, 14:41

He's black and has a fish in his voice-box?:gob:

nAgger. jeez. hasn't south park taught you anything...

FuriousD

10th August 2012, 14:48

oooh. the n*gger got some bass in his voice.

why?

:killingme :rofl:
you clearly haven't been here long/ don't get out much.
Yes, I am black
I don't know why you decided to stay in this country...
Here for two years now. But I do agree that there is lots left to be desired in regards to road safety, but compared to some countries its alot better

what a load of shit
Please Pixie, enlighten me as too why my post was a load of shit.

Akzle

10th August 2012, 14:58

I don't know why you decided to stay in this country...
Here for two years now. But I do agree that there is lots left to be desired in regards to road safety, but compared to some countries its alot better

Please Pixie, enlighten me as too why my post was a load of shit.

i can do that for you./ him (although i'm highly confused on whether he actually meant to quote my post. :s)
CAN, but am not going to. the information is out there for those willing to find it.

i stay in this country cos this is where i was when i became cognitive of where i was. it also has a lot of cool shit that i enjoy doing. and it's a long paddle to anywhere else.

but again, WHY do i have to do what you said i should?

next question?

Akzle

10th August 2012, 15:00

daragh? that's pretty foreign. are you from abjizzerstan? we were having a good conversation about abjizzerstan rugs the other day...

FuriousD

10th August 2012, 15:13

i can do that for you./ him (although i'm highly confused on whether he actually meant to quote my post. :s)
CAN, but am not going to. the information is out there for those willing to find it.

i stay in this country cos this is where i was when i became cognitive of where i was. it also has a lot of cool shit that i enjoy doing. and it's a long paddle to anywhere else.

but again, WHY do i have to do what you said i should?

next question?

You don't have to do anything. But there are penalties for not doing/doing somethings.
I just cant understand why you would stay in a place you feel is not right for you, a place you disagree with the laws.

daragh? that's pretty foreign. are you from abjizzerstan? we were having a good conversation about abjizzerstan rugs the other day...

Its Irish

http://www.behindthename.com/name/daragh