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slofox
30th July 2012, 13:51
I had some fucking tit ring my cellphone at 1.30am on Sunday morning. I checked the caller ID – “private number”. Now I get a bit of this and am becoming bored with it all...so I picked it up. Conversation went something like this:

Me: (very deep voice) “Covert surveillance – your password?”
She: (it was some giggling tit) “Wha – who is this?”
Me: (real stern) “How did you get this number?”
She: “Err....”
Me: (pretending to speak to someone else, sotto voce) “Get the trace on this willya – I think it’s the one we’re after!”
She: “Shit!” – click.

That’ll learn the stupid bitch.

Akzle
30th July 2012, 14:10
haha. brilliant!

Maha
30th July 2012, 14:17
You leave your phone on?...
Mine gets turned off at around 9:30pm and back on at around 7:30am...
Leave a fecking message, Im asleep :zzzz:
Nothing is that important that it cant wait till the morning.

Tigadee
30th July 2012, 14:25
:lol: Marvelous! :clap:

SMOKEU
30th July 2012, 14:31
That's why I put my phone on silent overnight. I used to have a mate who would txt or ring me at 4 or 5am, and he couldn't understand why someone would possibly want to sleep at that time of morning. :facepalm:

Gremlin
30th July 2012, 14:37
Nothing is that important that it cant wait till the morning.
Some of us are on call... but nothing is more annoying than being rung at 3am to be told x isn't working... then 10 secs later, oh look, it's fine! Thanks!

Depending on your phone, either it's built in, or an app can provide a firewall to block stuff. On my BlackBerry some damn fax machine overseas kept ringing me every 5 minutes, but at least the number came up... blocked it, peace and quiet.

schrodingers cat
30th July 2012, 14:58
haha. brilliant!

Pity it wasn't you who rang slofox knobrot.

You'd be digging in and loading them rifles as we speak...:motu:

Akzle
30th July 2012, 15:30
Pity it wasn't you who rang slofox knobrot.

You'd be digging in and loading them rifles as we speak...:motu:

uhhh.
i don't actually go out of my way to piss people off... i mean. if you're in my way and there's some benefit, then yeah, i'll rip shit, but basically i run it though the "would i laugh if it happened to me" and if it aint, then i aint.

plus i hate teh phone. i hardly talk to people i LIKE never mind call someone i don't know.

Road kill
30th July 2012, 16:38
You leave your phone on?...
Mine gets turned off at around 9:30pm and back on at around 7:30am...
Leave a fecking message, Im asleep :zzzz:
Nothing is that important that it cant wait till the morning.

Bro,just ringing to let you know your utes on fire.

What you don't have a ute ?,,,,damn it must be mine.:crazy:

Flip
30th July 2012, 16:38
No shit story.

In Prague, my mate calls his uncle at work to get some money wired over. His uncle just said, "hang up and walk away from the phone".

Turned out his uncle unbeknown worked for MI5 or 6 and the main switchboard number we called in on was certanly a monitored number.

Maha
30th July 2012, 16:39
Bro,just ringing to let you know your utes on fire.

What you don't have a ute ?,,,,damn it must be mine.:crazy:

All vehicles are insured...I can sleep peacefully...:zzzz:

mashman
30th July 2012, 17:34
:killingme dav vas zer funny... have you ever thought about providing your talent a service so that people don't miss the calls they need to and you deal with the rest on their behalf ;)

slofox
30th July 2012, 17:34
You leave your phone on?...
Mine gets turned off at around 9:30pm and back on at around 7:30am...
Leave a fecking message, Im asleep :zzzz:
Nothing is that important that it cant wait till the morning.

The phone links to the security firm. Only reason.

Virago
30th July 2012, 17:37
Some of us are on call... but nothing is more annoying than being rung at 3am to be told x isn't working... then 10 secs later, oh look, it's fine! Thanks!...

I had that at the weekend.

"The Fire Alarm has gone off. Can you come and fix it?"

"That doesn't sound like a fire alarm. That's a security alarm."

"Oh, yeah." Click.



Or the one that called me out because of the annoying noise from the fire alarm was driving him nuts. It turned out to be his own fucking computer router.

ellipsis
30th July 2012, 17:49
...my last words to my old man from 12,000 miles away, before he died a few minutes later were thanks to Thomas Edison (or Nikolai Tesla if you want to get really deep)...long time ago, but it certainly changed my perception of phones and how important that next call could be...

The End
30th July 2012, 18:24
I just do something like this...

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caspernz
31st July 2012, 21:55
Yeah, cellphone calls at weird hours suck. I went thru a stage earlier this year where I had guys ringing for a woman, at all hours of the day. One of my colleagues suggests I check the list of working girls in the local paper. Yup, my cell number was almost the same as that of a hooker, bar one digit...:oi-grr:

Mind you, it motivated me to read the manual for my phone a bit better...and I discovered the timed silent feature :2thumbsup

fuknK1W1
31st July 2012, 22:09
Send me your number...my time zone works for me;)

Berries
31st July 2012, 22:24
Yeah, cellphone calls at weird hours suck. I went thru a stage earlier this year where I had guys ringing for a woman, at all hours of the day. One of my colleagues suggests I check the list of working girls in the local paper. Yup, my cell number was almost the same as that of a hooker, bar one digit...:oi-grr:
So do you do home visits?

And are you pre or post op?

Nova.
31st July 2012, 22:33
When a stranger calls...:nya:

caspernz
31st July 2012, 22:38
So do you do home visits?

And are you pre or post op?

Home visits...I give the fellas the address of the local library :eek5:

As for pre or post op, I didn't think you were worried last time you visited :clap:

JimO
31st July 2012, 22:38
So do you do home visits?

And are you pre or post op?
thats gold right there

Berries
31st July 2012, 22:55
As for pre or post op, I didn't think you were worried last time you visited :clap:
I wasn't. I just always have to ask Wellingtonians after getting in to a bit of bother once in the Courtenay Arms.

caspernz
31st July 2012, 23:06
I wasn't. I just always have to ask Wellingtonians after getting in to a bit of bother once in the Courtenay Arms.

Ah yes, but that's where the Croc Dundee grope comes in handy....:killingme