Getting a "crack n the face" in the Naki can mean two different things huh lol

[willytheekid]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/7426844/Fighting-mooning-on-the-job

what a crack up huh :killingme

[flyingcrocodile46]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/7426844/Fighting-mooning-on-the-job

what a crack up huh :killingme

clicked the link and got the following message...

Bad Opening

True story

[avgas]

They really need to change the law on these guys. Should be legal to run them over.

[willytheekid]

They really need to change the law on these guys. Should be legal to run them over.

:crazy:...you mean it isn't! :facepalm:

[Phantom Limb]

These buggers should be made illegal.
Last time I was in Africa they advised me not to stop at red lights where I could see people cleaning windows / selling sunnies/ generally grabassing about.
The problem being that on occasion, if you didn't let the bugger clean your windshield, he'd whip out his peice and ask politely for your wallet.
Or they'd just shoot you through the window and take the car, I suppose the bucket and squeegee will then come in handy removing the contents of your cranium from the inside of the windshield. :crazy:

[SMOKEU]

These buggers should be made illegal.
Last time I was in Africa they advised me not to stop at red lights where I could see people cleaning windows / selling sunnies/ generally grabassing about.
The problem being that on occasion, if you didn't let the bugger clean your windshield, he'd whip out his peice and ask politely for your wallet.
Or they'd just shoot you through the window and take the car, I suppose the bucket and squeegee will then come in handy removing the contents of your cranium from the inside of the windshield. :crazy:

True story, I've got family members over in South Africa who have experienced that before.

[HenryDorsetCase]

True story, I've got family members over in South Africa who have experienced that before.

getting shot in the head?

[SMOKEU]

getting shot in the head?

Not quite shot, but being robbed at traffic lights by kaffirs packing heat.

[george formby]

True story, I've got family members over in South Africa who have experienced that before.

Yup, happened to my ex father in law three times in SA & Nigeria. His driver was shot in front of him. Great that in NZ you just get a brown eye salute. I bet the offended woman never eats sliced liver again.

[BoristheBiter]

Not quite shot, but being robbed at traffic lights by kaffirs packing heat.

One of the SA guys that used to work for me said they were coming up to the lights and the car in front stopped, someone leaned into the car to grab a bag or something and the driver shot him in the head and carried on driving.
All the dead guys mates then robbed his corpse as they drove past.

No wonder they all move over here.

[5150]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/7426844/Fighting-mooning-on-the-job

what a crack up huh :killingme

i thought it was a crack whore in action....:crazy:

[HenryDorsetCase]

i thought it was a crack whore in action....:crazy:

You've just spent the morning imagining what her pus filled clunge looked lke, huh?

Probably like this chicks: (NSFW: its text and kinda gross but funny)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

[5150]

You've just spent the morning imagining what her pus filled clunge looked lke, huh?

Probably like this chicks: (NSFW: its text and kinda gross but funny)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

My question to you sir is, "why were you brousing on that site?" :eek5:

[HenryDorsetCase]

My question to you sir is, "why were you brousing on that site?" :eek5:

I like reddit. Its not just about chicks getting naked andposting pix of themselves (and a myriad other naughty parts of the site) though that is there. Theres a reasonable r/motorcycles section, theres a section on lor, plus, you know. lolcats and jokes and stuff.

[BoristheBiter]

I like reddit. Its not just about chicks getting naked andposting pix of themselves (and a myriad other naughty parts of the site) though that is there. Theres a reasonable r/motorcycles section, theres a section on lor, plus, you know. lolcats and jokes and stuff.

Next you will be telling us you buy Penthouse for the articles.

[bluninja]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/7426844/Fighting-mooning-on-the-job

what a crack up huh :killingme

The females are ugly...and the ginga......he doesn't need to wear a flouro vest to be noticed. They used to be down on Devon Road, but they had to move. Perhaps they'll relocate to Rotorua...lots of dusty windwscreens there.

[flyingcrocodile46]

getting shot in the head?

:lol::rofl::kick:

[flyingcrocodile46]

You've just spent the morning imagining what her pus filled clunge looked lke, huh?

Probably like this chicks: (NSFW: its text and kinda gross but funny)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

That is one of the most disgusting situations I have ever read about. :crazy:

[mashman]

That is one of the most disgusting situations I have ever read about. :crazy:

I wunce worked on a boat with a toilet that used to backfire in rough weather. Guess who got to clean it up :)... it ain't a pretty sight or smell

[Berries]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2
I don't know why, but now I'm really hungry. I'll give the pancakes a miss though.