Man shed. Men with balls. Are you one?

[Arronduke]

Cars parked outside.... garage fill of bikes... to me that's is worth somthing. Are you allowed? Do you have balls?
My balls are soo big I think they are infected.!

[Drew]

Man cave has 11 bikes in it. We don't count the ones that don't go.

[Arronduke]

Well... U might be cool.. ME 9 bIkes after getting rid of a few!

[98tls]

Cars parked outside.... garage fill of bikes... to me that's is worth somthing. Are you allowed? Do you have balls?
My balls are soo big I think they are infected.!

No there merely full cause your not allowed to empty them,that means your full of shit (or cum) or your Mrs is so ugly its easier to be frustrated.That aside i love my cars as much as my bikes so both are in the garage.

[Madness]

When you own a Kawasaki you don't feel the need to own more than one.










Truth be known, I am insanely jealous of at least two of your bikes. Cunt.

[jim.cox]

< rampant bullshit deleted >

Just one bike in my garage

But then that's all you need when it's a Ducati 900 :)

[Arronduke]

That has to be the funnest thing I have read in so long... cheers

took.. 42yrs.. but my life is perfect..., amp in garage is Yamaha MX1000 (seach it) and the pre amp... this is in my garage.

[Subike]

3 and a bit bikes in the garage..
No cage no more....
Balls? in retirement.....

[Arronduke]

No there merely full cause your not allowed to empty them,that means your full of shit (or cum) or your Mrs is so ugly its easier to be frustrated.That aside i love my cars as much as my bikes so both are in the garage.

I like the reply...nice.

Option ! ... you are the man... I am old enough that I just relax...
Goal in life .... be true to yoursellf...

be nude... do that burnout, throw the rock...

and think... I would rather brerakfast at 8:00am... not 6am with Brain.

[SMOKEU]

i love my cars as much as my bikes so both are in the garage.

Blasphemy! Take it back at once!

[puddytat]

But do they count if you still owe money on 'em?:nono:

[98tls]

I like the reply...nice.

Option ! ... you are the man... I am old enough that I just relax...
Goal in life .... be true to yoursellf...

be nude... do that burnout, throw the rock...

and think... I would rather brerakfast at 8:00am... not 6am with Brain.

:niceone:Have to say i like that reply myself,well done Sir.

[98tls]

Just one bike in my garage

But then that's all you need when it's a Ducati 900 :)

If indeed its wearing Contis.:niceone:

[tigertim20]

Just one bike in my garage

But then that's all you need when it's a Ducati 900 :)

yes, you would need the extra money for all that coffee at all the cafe's you stop at.

Bikes in the shed, the car can sit outside and fuckin rust. I told the wife that when we were looking for a place with a shed. she shrugged and said 'OK, I dont like the idea of your bikes being outside anyway'

[98tls]

Blasphemy! Take it back at once!

Get a bigger garage.

[banditrider]

My single car garage has it's problems...

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-tO9zhU7MjJU/T5TxDWz78sI/AAAAAAAAT7Y/mqDqUpahzYc/s400/P4230293.JPG

Thinking about making some mods to my sleep-out so the bikes have a bit more wriggle room (and then there'd also be room for more bikes). Getting the Connie out does take a bit of shuffling...

[SMOKEU]

Get a bigger garage.

Waste of money I say. Once I discovered sports bikes, cars just don't give me that thrill they once did.

[Arronduke]

Great... hell hills are blowing.. and throwing crap on our cars.... I cant believe she moaned about cleaning my car twice this week... deal was... hay hunny count too .............me cool...

[Arronduke]

Waste of money I say. Once I discovered sports bikes, cars just don't give me that thrill they once did.

Too be true.. I think the smoking... comment SAYS IT ALL!~

[Bassmatt]

Only two bikes at my place, but they get the garage and the cars sit outside.

[Road kill]

My ute is in the garage,my mrs corolla lives on the front lawn.
My bike has it's own bed room.

[flyingcrocodile46]

Single car garage for 1 + 2 x .5 bikes. The cars live outside

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[Subike]

Single garage car for 1 + 2 x .5 bikes. The cars live outside
All most a mirror image of my garage that one.

[scumdog]

Waste of money I say. Once I discovered sports bikes, cars just don't give me that thrill they once did.

I thought the same when I was young...

Now I appreciate both.

[GrayWolf]

Between us, 4 bikes, one can am, one car..... car lives outside
so guess she must have big kahuna's too
:cool:

[gammaguy]

i have more storage space than any of youse

i know this to be a fact

soooooo

bikes in house

cars in garage

sorted:rolleyes:

http://www.motoparts-online.com/motorcyclestorage.htm

[Motu]

A 6x12 shed in the back yard with sleepout...room for 3 cars, but has never had a car in it. I'm doing a crankshaft oilseal on my daughters car in the back yard - got to get it finished tomorrow before the rain comes.

[unstuck]

1 garage for bikes, 1 garage for the cars and a big arsed shed up the road for the tractors,dozers and trucks.:devil2:

[dogsnbikes]

Huni the car belongs in the carport thats why its called a carport and not a bikeport:rolleyes:

So the double garage is for the bikes and all things bike related,Thats why Im selling the garden equipment
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=502238987


Yeah she knows the shed is sacred ground.....

[DMNTD]

Waste of money I say. Once I discovered sports bikes, cars just don't give me that thrill they once did.

Maybe you simply haven't driven any decent cars?
The one I drove yesterday would sure as hell be faster than 90% of bikes ever produced

[Grubber]

I have a 2 car garage with large sleepout attached.
1st garage has hay in it for my stock, plus some other pushbikes etc.
2nd garage has workshop equipment for Africa and ride on lawnmower.
Sleepot has large slide door big enough to run my bikes through.
Inside it i have my road bike, 2 dirt bikes and 1 race bike. It has carpet on the floor and you could still live in there with my bikes it's so clean.
This is where i work on all my bikes, it's my castle!
The car is a company ute that i use to tow a trailer with my race bike on.
Must get around to thanking my work place for that..:cool:

[Drew]

Just one bike in my garage

But then that's all you need when it's a Ducati 900 :)What exactly is rampant bullshit?

You're right, when you've got a 900ss it needs the whole garage so you can pull it apart and fix it regularly.

[Flip]

I have a 9 bay man cave. I can get a couple of cars in each bay and a garage at the house.

5 Cars, 4 bikes at the moment and a work 4WD.

[Owl]

I have a 9 bay man cave. I can get a couple of cars in each bay and a garage at the house.

5 Cars, 4 bikes at the moment and a work 4WD.

Wanker!

:baby:

[Flip]

Wanker!

:baby:

And my balls are empty.

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[rastuscat]

We built new last year. Moved in last August.

Double garage for all the stuff that life contains i.e. storage, wifes car, kids bikes blah blah blah.

Single garage with workshop space. Electric front and rear doors, so I can ride into the garage then out into the utility area, so I can turn around (180 degree turn) and ride back into the garage for a Le Mans get away next time out.

The only vehicle in the single garage is my motorbike. I also use it for my road bike, and my MTB. Tools, workbench, grinder etc. It's a man cave.

Build one.

[Flip]

We built new last year. Moved in last August.

Double garage for all the stuff that life contains i.e. storage, wifes car, kids bikes blah blah blah.

Single garage with workshop space. Electric front and rear doors, so I can ride into the garage then out into the utility area, so I can turn around (180 degree turn) and ride back into the garage for a Le Mans get away next time out.

The only vehicle in the single garage is my motorbike. I also use it for my road bike, and my MTB. Tools, workbench, grinder etc. It's a man cave.

Build one.

Does it have a stripper pole?

[george formby]

I has room for for 3 bikes & 2 cars. One car lives in the garage, mine, otherwise it sulks & won't start in the morning. I has balls!

[tigertim20]

And my balls are empty.

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Hmm, that looks quite familiar. BSMW?

[MrKiwi]

one bike, one jet ski, one mountain bike inside the man cave and all the tin tops outside, even the sports car!

[Brayden]

Huni the car belongs in the carport thats why its called a carport and not a bikeport:rolleyes:

So the double garage is for the bikes and all things bike related,Thats why Im selling the garden equipment
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=502238987


Yeah she knows the shed is sacred ground.....

Dude is this a rotary motor?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Man caves are for pussies. If you have real balls they live in the lounge.

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[flyingcrocodile46]

If you have real balls they live in the lounge.

I prefer the wife's mouth and chin, pussy is cool too. The room doesn't matter.

[unstuck]

I wouldnt have any balls if I parked a bike in the lounge.:eek:

[actungbaby]

Man cave has 11 bikes in it. We don't count the ones that don't go.

Dam you show of i got 3 bikes in tiny garden shed and mountin bike mind you was lots swearing involed

pics please

[actungbaby]

That has to be the funnest thing I have read in so long... cheers

took.. 42yrs.. but my life is perfect..., amp in garage is Yamaha MX1000 (seach it) and the pre amp... this is in my garage.

Oh i got old yamaha amp also its in the attic have nice pioneer one know 7.1 sound

[Flip]

Hmm, that looks quite familiar. BSMW?

Sorry dont know what that is?

[dogsnbikes]

Dude is this a rotary motor?

yes would you like a powerband with that any colour as long as its black

[Drew]

Dam you show of i got 3 bikes in tiny garden shed and mountin bike mind you was lots swearing involed

pics pleaseChrist no, the place is a fuckin pig sty!

[Drew]

Dam you show of i got 3 bikes in tiny garden shed and mountin bike mind you was lots swearing involed

pics pleaseJust realised, some said it was bullshit earlier. they are right, there's only nine in there that go unless you count whatever jimmy brings home from the shop at night.

[Bikemad]

4 bikes in garage,2 in the lounge,2 utes outside,1 ute in rehab and 0 wife...........perfect

[tigertim20]

Sorry dont know what that is?

old meat works?

[Conquiztador]

Bought a house for my boys and I.
The criteria was:
- Bedroom for each of us (4)
- Very little garden, preferably all concrete.
- Workshop space with space for bikes being worked on.
- Storage garage for all projects.
- Double garage for working bikes.

And that is what we now have! And the cars... they all live outside.

[SVboy]

No garage is ever too big-even Jay Lenos. I got a triple with 2 cars that stay inside[ because I like my cars] and 6 bikes...too small.....

[Oscar]

Six bikes in the garage, three cars and a trailer outside.
Just the natural order of things...

[ducatilover]

Two bay garage with workshop + implement shed
I don't have/need a car.
Pics because I like seeing my stuff everywhere http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd379/dirtydoogle/Coverpic.jpg

[sidecar bob]

Man caves are for pussies. If you have real balls they live in the lounge.

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Ironically, the only bike in my lounge is a beautiful black 675 Daytona, that belongs to my wife!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ironically, the only bike in my lounge is a beautiful black 675 Daytona, that belongs to my wife!!

Fair enough too mate!

[Voltaire]

Back in the 80's in Sydney I had no shed, sometimes I would sneak my bike in to the lounge when the missus was at work....:innocent:

( still have the bike...the mullet .....not so much)

[Kickaha]

Ironically, the only bike in my lounge is a beautiful black 675 Daytona, that belongs to my wife!!

How the fuck did you get it up the stairs?

[Fast Eddie]

Two bay garage with workshop + implement shed
I don't have/need a car.
Pics because I like seeing my stuff everywhere

haha mean bro.

still got a shit camera!

might take photos of mine later, I got 3 really, so split em up. one stores the road bike and the 2t and the mrs bike.. and could fit the trailer and sidecar in there too if entrance is wide enough. then shed with good smooth floorspace to bring a bike in and strip it build it. where i did the aprilia and where the sidecar will get stripped and rebuilt, just got a second RS250 engine on the bench now (I want to find that 300cc kit that used to be on TTW, has since disappeared. link me upsomeone) and then the ugly cousin, the garden shed. it does have 2t weed eater and chainsaw in it tho which i fire up regularly despite not having trees or weeds to chop :D

oo I got a dart board too, plus a 5.1 surround sound stereo in the workin shed.. and raunchy posters.. and its very organized with tool boards, boxes, chests, shelving bla bla bla.. Just how a German likes it :D and a kitchen and awesome mrs 2 steps away

like a pig in mud maateee

[ducatilover]

still got a shit camera!
Makes it harder to ID your missus in the vids we make.
Old pic off old phone

[gammaguy]

Fast Eddie said......
and raunchy posters.. organized with tools , boxes, and chests,

fixed that one :innocent:

[sidecar bob]

How the fuck did you get it up the stairs?

Through the side gate & Up the back passage past the kids rooms. Three minutes & it can be on the driveway ready to go.

[G4L4XY]

Aww shit, does that mean I have no balls if I don't even have a bike :(

[Drew]

Aww shit, does that mean I have no balls if I don't even have a bike :(

What a stupid bloody quetion. Of course it does!

[AllanB]

Double garage. Benches, tools, camping shit. My car and motorcycle live in there. MrsB's car lives outside as does my trailer.