Banned from Adv Rider

[Oscar]

For a week!:eek5:
What I am gonna do...:facepalm:

[george formby]

For a week!:eek5:
What I am gonna do...:facepalm:

Was it you that posted the joke about the wheelbarrow?:laugh:

[Oscar]

Was it you that posted the joke about the wheelbarrow?:laugh:

Yep. But it wasn't that though.
The reason given was "full moon".
It was this pic:

http://oscar.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/Old-favourites/BrownEye-Vege/82943309_pBXWu-S.jpg

[george formby]

Yep. But it wasn't that though.
The reason given was "full moon".
It was this pic:



Sheesh, your a chancer! Pull your pants up before the mods twig:spanking:

[Oscar]

Sheesh, your a chancer! Pull your pants up before the mods twig:spanking:

I didn't think it broke any rules (although if you stare into it long enough, you lose your balance).

[george formby]

I will check the FAQ's & see what they say about down trou's.

[Oscar]

I will check the FAQ's & see what they say about down trou's.

It's a classic pic - it features two legends of NZ Adv Riding.
See if you can guess who they are...?

[merv]

Naughty boy Oscar.

[Oscar]

Naughty boy Oscar.

Meh, it was only a matter of time...surprised I got away wid it for so long.

[caseye]

Looks like one of them space warp continuims to me.
I'm far to couth to suggest it might be a giant Space Black Hole, butt it could explain the loss of balance when looking into it for too long.

[dino3310]

well done good sir:2thumbsup

its kinda like the motorcyclists view of Nick Smith:killingme

[Oscar]

It's a classic pic - it features two legends of NZ Adv Riding.
See if you can guess who they are...?

Anyone guessed it yet?

[caseye]

Na, still losing me balance!

[merv]

Vege on the KDX and Nicholson doing the brown eye.

[Oscar]

Vege on the KDX and Nicholson doing the brown eye.

Half right.
You know the owner of the black hole.

[dino3310]

:scratch: you

[Oscar]

:scratch: you

Ewwww...my arse has always been bigger 'n that and my jatz cracker much smaller....

[dino3310]

Ewwww...my arse has always been bigger 'n that and my jatz cracker much smaller....

oh shit sorry mate, didnt realize that was a photo of an actual arse :bleh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Who's a naughty boy then Oscar?

[Rosie]

We'll send you highlights from the "Bring Back Oscar" thread :yes:
If someone bothers to start one

[Oscar]

Come on you slackers, whose arse is that?
1,000kb points for the first to guess...

[george formby]

Come on you slackers, whose arse is that?
1,000kb points for the first to guess...


Even if i knew, I would not admit to recognizing it for a gazillion KB points.

[Paul in NZ]

Whats the problem - there is riding and adventure right there... Couple of dirt roads to boot...

[scumdog]

I didn't think it broke any rules (although if you stare into it long enough, you lose your balance).

If you got off your bke before staring you might not be so likely to lose your balance...:shutup:

[HenryDorsetCase]

I didn't think it broke any rules (although if you stare into it long enough, you lose your balance).

if you put your ear up to the screen, you can hear the ocean. Try it.

[merv]

Half right.
You know the owner of the black hole.

Was it 4Skins?

[BoristheBiter]

I notice the rider is looking hard at the front wheel trying not to look.
Can't say I blame him, looks like it could do with a good cleaning, with a wire brush.

[JATZ]

if you put your ear up to the screen, you can hear the ocean. Try it.
:gob: Y'know.....your right, I can hear the ocean :crazy:

[Oscar]

Was it 4Skins?

We have a winner!!!

[BoristheBiter]

:gob: Y'know.....your right, I can hear the ocean :crazy:

If you drop a stone in can you hear the plop?

[Oscar]

I notice the rider is looking hard at the front wheel trying not to look.
Can't say I blame him, looks like it could do with a good cleaning, with a wire brush.

Nah, I think Vege just dropped his joint and he's looking for it...


...either that or he's just been sick in his lap.

[merv]

We have a winner!!!

How do I get my 1,000 KB points then?

[Oscar]

How do I get my 1,000 KB points then?

If you stare at the photo for one minute, it will become apparent to you....

[BoristheBiter]

Nah, I think Vege just dropped his joint and he's looking for it...


...either that or he's just been sick in his lap.

Must have looked too long.

[fridayflash]

hehe great pic! very kiwi, love the open face
i knew that had to be mcphee, but never woulda guessed forsyth

[Night Falcon]

this whole thread is a crack up :facepalm:

[ducatijim]

That is a disgusting site.:shit:

I cannot belive you got away with a weeks.........:sick:

[ducatijim]

this whole thread is a crack up :facepalm:

Correction NF:

' this hole thread is a crack up'

Betta?

[Oscar]

hehe great pic! very kiwi, love the open face
i knew that had to be mcphee, but never woulda guessed forsyth

IF you'd have recognised him from that angle, would you have admitted it?

[Oscar]

That is a disgusting site.:shit:

I cannot belive you got away with a weeks.........:sick:

First offender, Your Honour:innocent:

[fridayflash]

IF you'd have recognised him from that angle, would you have admitted it?


hehe, i was just thinking..how could i possibly admit to it even if i did know!

p.s what thread in adv was it in?

[Oscar]

Was it 4Skins?

So Merv, will you tell the jury how is it you can identify 4skins from that view?

[Oscar]

hehe, i was just thinking..how could i possibly admit to it even if i did know!

p.s what thread in adv was it in?

Hang on, I'll check...



.....d'oh!

I think it was the WTF Picture thread.

[merv]

So Merv, will you tell the jury how is it you can identify 4skins from that view?

Nah I was just guessing, going through the adventurers of the day one by one starting with Nicholson. I certainly can say I've never seen 4Skins from that angle before.

[Pampera]

Nah I was just guessing, going through the adventurers of the day one by one starting with Nicholson. I certainly can say I've never seen 4Skins from that angle before.

Too late. That is one contest you should have stayed very quiet during.

"Is that Uranus I can see?" - that one just never gets stale..........

Michael

[merv]

Hey at least I didn't say it was you Michael.

[Aslan]

Hey at least I didn't say it was you Michael.

good riposte Merv :) (no offence Michael :) )

[Pampera]

good riposte Merv :) (no offence Michael :) )

Hey,
if had been me in that pose the photo would have been burned out because of the bright light shining from my direction. That is what I think anyhow.
This thread started low and has only one direction to head I am afraid (lower!). Probably time to bail and read about airhead bodging in Nelson.
:sunny:

Michael

[Aslan]

...............
This thread started low and has only one direction to head I am afraid (lower!). Probably time to bail and read about airhead bodging in Nelson.
:sunny:

Michael

Good one Michael - gotta confess I spend far too much following the resurrection efforts of Padmei and Box a bits and their respective airhead bimmers

[Padmei]

So if we put up a few pics of our chocolate starfishes would we get more views or less?

[NordieBoy]

So if we put up a few pics of our chocolate starfishes would we get more views or less?

More views from Harley riders maybe?

[Oscar]

Hey,
if had been me in that pose the photo would have been burned out because of the bright light shining from my direction. That is what I think anyhow.
This thread started low and has only one direction to head I am afraid (lower!). Probably time to bail and read about airhead bodging in Nelson.
:sunny:

Michael

Come on - look about you - this is KiwiBiker.
This thread is distinctly highbrow by comparison<_<

[MIXONE]

Obviously not your arse Oscar.It would need a wide angle lens to fit it in.

[Oscar]

Obviously not your arse Oscar.It would need a wide angle lens to fit it in.

At least my chutneylocker don't stretch as far as that.
I'm sure I saw a gerbil looking back...

[Gremlin]

Come on - look about you - this is KiwiBiker.
This thread is distinctly highbrow by comparison<_<
We have rules about objectionable images too... we could ban you here if you wanted? :confused:

[george formby]

At least my chutneylocker don't stretch as far as that.
I'm sure I saw a gerbil looking back...

I glanced briefly, some things are hard to unsee, but I thought I saw a glint in the mud too.

[Oscar]

We have rules about objectionable images too... we could ban you here if you wanted? :confused:

For raising the tone?:shifty:

[Oscar]

I glanced briefly, some things are hard to unsee, but I thought I saw a glint in the mud too.

I looked hard and thought I saw Lord Lucan riding Shergar....

[Gremlin]

For raising the tone?:shifty:
I fear many would not survive the process :eek5:

[george formby]

I looked hard and though I saw Lord Lucan riding Shergar....

So it could have been Elvis in his Las Vegas sequins belting out In the Ghetto causing the twinkle...

[Oscar]

I fear many would not survive the process :eek5:

Surely not.
I personally feel that I raise the tone simply by my presence....:innocent:

[Oscar]

So it could have been Elvis in his Las Vegas sequins belting out In the Ghetto causing the twinkle...

Nah, that was the headlights of his Caddy...

[NordieBoy]

I personally feel that I raise the tone simply by my presence....:innocent:

Raised to a high pitched scream?

[Night Falcon]

We have rules about objectionable images too...:

you only have to look at the number of BMW & KLR pictures on this forum to know that rule is never inforced :killingme

[Woodman]

you only have to look at the number of BMW & KLR pictures on this forum to know that rule is never inforced :killingme

Its ENFORCED with an E.

Inforced is a bit of a Freudian slip on your part after viewing the offending picture.

[Night Falcon]

Its ENFORCED with an E.

Inforced is a bit of a Freudian slip on your part after viewing the offending picture.

speeling & grama wis nover moi stronge pownt...fanks for the korrection thoug

[Gremlin]

you only have to look at the number of BMW & KLR pictures on this forum to know that rule is never inforced :killingme
:lol: I don't think any mod owns a KTM... I find your comment highly objectionable! :bash:

[Night Falcon]

:lol: I don't think any mod owns a KTM... I find your comment highly objectionable! :bash:

My appolgoies Gremlin....I was labouring under the missapprehension that this thread was about giving "cheek" :killingme

[Gremlin]

My appolgoies Gremlin....I was labouring under the missapprehension that this thread was about giving "cheek" :killingme
Ye gads, your spelling (or complete lack thereof) is making my eyes hurt. :weep: Clearly the quality of a BMW would escape you :bleh:

[4skins]

Nah I was just guessing, going through the adventurers of the day one by one starting with Nicholson. I certainly can say I've never seen 4Skins from that angle before.

Lair! :shifty:

[warewolf]

:lol: I don't think any mod owns a KTM...Oh. That it explains it.

[10bikekid]

youll be Ok Oscar I know guy who was banned for life:gob: and he is doing Ok, think he rides his bikes more now :woohoo:

[Night Falcon]

youll be Ok Oscar I know guy who was banned for life:gob: and he is doing Ok, think he rides his bikes more now :woohoo:

Man...thats harsh. what he do to deserve that? I suppose he could sign up again using a hotmail account if he got real desperate. :shifty:

[10bikekid]

For a week!:eek5:
What I am gonna do...:facepalm:





youll be Ok Oscar I know guy who was banned for life:gob: and he is doing Ok, think he rides his bikes more now:woohoo:

Lifes a crack up at time:yes:s

[10bikekid]

Man...thats harsh. what he do to deserve that? I suppose he could sign up again using a hotmail account if he got real desperate. :shifty:

posted a picture from another thread against original posters wish (I believe)

another hotmail account you say:shutup:

or perhaps it was just KTM envy :facepalm:

[JATZ]

posted a picture from another thread twice against original posters wish (I believe)

another hotmail account you say:shutup:

or perhaps it was just KTM envy :facepalm:

Damn thats badass :shit: it deserved a lifetime ban I say :shutup:

Hows things McMad ?

[10bikekid]

Damn thats badass :shit: it deserved a lifetime ban I say :shutup:

Hows things McMad ?

800rider to his friends:yes:

[Oscar]

youll be Ok Oscar I know guy who was banned for life:gob: and he is doing Ok, think he rides his bikes more now :woohoo:

Meh.
I tried riding my bikes.
It rained.

So I stared at my K1 for the rest of the afternoon, wondering what the designer had been smoking...

[10bikekid]

Meh.
I tried riding my bikes.
It rained.

So I stared at my K1 for the rest of the afternoon, wondering what the designer had been smoking...

Gravel and sand is better in the rain, :woohoo:

[merv]

Lair! :shifty:

What, have you caught someone in your lair?

[10bikekid]

Meh.
I tried riding my bikes.
It rained.

So I stared at my K1 for the rest of the afternoon, wondering what the designer had been smoking...

K1 is an aquired taste now days but in its day completely off the wall and rad (not to mention expensive)

PS, say hello to the guys at ADV for me if you dont mind (when you are allowed back):innocent: