An unused male....

[feistyredhead]

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find
her husband in bed with a young, lovely
thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped
her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving
home, I saw this young girl, looking poor
and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and
fed her some of the roast you had
forgotten about in the refrigerator.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear
because they were out of style. She was
cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once
because the color didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit
into anymore. Then as she was about to leave
the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife
doesn't use anymore'?" And so, here we are!" :whistle:

[bugjuice]

lol.. wonder if that's a legit excuse? must remember that one..
does it work with twins?

[WRT]

Twins aint cheating - they cancel each other out ;)

[bugjuice]

Twins aint cheating - they cancel each other out ;)
oh fuk, yeah :Punk:
thanx for that.. :devil2:

[feistyredhead]

oh fuk, yeah :Punk:
thanx for that.. :devil2:

oh i do not know where you are going to get twin super model biker junkies...is there even such a thing? :weird:

[WRT]

Dunno, but there should be ;)

Anyone seen pics of the MX girl from Aussie? Damn, if only she was a twin . . .

[v.ros`]

with twins, cant u just say..

'woops that was you...and then try tu put the blame on them for being same.'
















think i went overboard.

[WRT]

v.ros - I may be more perverted than I thought . . . I just assumed we were talking about cheating with both the twins at once . . . :whistle:

[feistyredhead]

v.ros - I may be more perverted than I thought . . . I just assumed we were talking about cheating with both the twins at once . . . :whistle:

same so do i perversion is catchy... :rofl:

[bugjuice]

twins would be my ultimate in life. I just want to know how 'identical' they really are... :o
and I've never dated a twin either. yet. altho I slept with my left hand once.. :whistle:

[feistyredhead]

twins would be my ultimate in life. I just want to know how 'identical' they really are... :o
and I've never dated a twin either. yet. altho I slept with my left hand once.. :whistle:

damn you must of made the right mrs palmer envious did she snob ya after :rofl:
and that must be most mens fantasy i reckon...so where are my twin men riding super bikes hmmmmm? :Punk:

[v.ros`]

v.ros - I may be more perverted than I thought . . . I just assumed we were talking about cheating with both the twins at once . . . :whistle:


hahahaha daym mate...i dont think my mind was at that level of fantasy - too early for that.. kekekekek

[bugjuice]

damn you must of made the right mrs palmer envious did she snob ya after :rofl:
and that must be most mens fantasy i reckon...so where are my twin men riding super bikes hmmmmm? :Punk:
didn't talk to me for a few days after, but got over it in the end..
I can ride quick so it looks like two of me...

[feistyredhead]

:whistle:
didn't talk to me for a few days after, but got over it in the end..
I can ride quick so it looks like two of me...

hehehe guess i asked for that but is your bike super or is just you :rofl:

[bugjuice]

:whistle:

hehehe guess i asked for that but is your bike super or is just you :rofl:
well, one rides hard, the other is meant to be ridden hard.. :devil2:

[Sniper]

Twins aint cheating - they cancel each other out ;)

Yes!!!! Jumps for joy

[TonyB]

Can't read the whole thread as the server is so slow, but I think we should all pause at this time to think of Biff, who went away averseas on a business trip shortly before Fiesty Redhead arrived....

Poor Biff- his ideal woman turns up on KB and he's not here to see it. :rofl:

[Wolf]

Can't read the whole thread as the server is so slow, but I think we should all pause at this time to think of Biff, who went away averseas on a business trip shortly before Fiesty Redhead arrived....

Poor Biff- his ideal woman turns up on KB and he's not here to see it. :rofl:
And when he comes back and catches up with the missed posts, he'll think he's died and gone to Heaven - or will die from some sort of overload

[feistyredhead]

Can't read the whole thread as the server is so slow, but I think we should all pause at this time to think of Biff, who went away averseas on a business trip shortly before Fiesty Redhead arrived....

Poor Biff- his ideal woman turns up on KB and he's not here to see it. :rofl:

now should that make me happy or very very scared? :sweatdrop :spudwhat: :scratch:

[Artifice]

Do multiple personalities count? cos im sure i could rustle one up.

[feistyredhead]

Do multiple personalities count? cos im sure i could rustle one up.

if not borrow one of mine i can spare quiet alot :rofl: :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

now should that make me happy or very very scared? :sweatdrop :spudwhat: :scratch:

Scared - very very scared... in an asylum escappe kind of way...

You want twins on a bike - chances are he'll find, and POST, the photos on here

[feistyredhead]

Scared - very very scared... in an asylum escappe kind of way...

You want twins on a bike - chances are he'll find, and POST, the photos on here

oh my....a man that actually delivers... :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

damn you must of made the right mrs palmer envious did she snob ya after :rofl:
and that must be most mens fantasy i reckon...so where are my twin men riding super bikes hmmmmm? :Punk:

Can be arranged..

Me and BJ... lights out and pants around our ankles - we'd be JUST like twins...

call us "Bam Bam" and "Thumper"

[feistyredhead]

Can be arrange..

Me and BJ... lights out and pants around our ankles - we'd be JUST like twins...

call us "Bam Bam" and "Thumper"

hahaha guess i asked for that but you guys just have fun on ya own... :buggerd: and send me the video... :killingme

[ManDownUnder]

hahaha guess i asked for that but you guys just have fun on ya own... :buggerd: and send me the video... :killingme

oh we will

Thumper... here have some on me... :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:

no no - Bam Bam - some for you too - I INSIST :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup:


:yes:

[ManDownUnder]

oh my....a man that actually delivers... :rofl:

LOL I suspect Biff.... errr comes in here a lot...

take that how you will....:devil2:

[feistyredhead]

LOL I suspect Biff.... errr comes in here a lot...

take that how you will....:devil2:

well that is one twisted male i have not insulted and looking forward to it :devil2: but no drinkies for me fine i will help myself to some :drinkup: :apint: :drinknsin oh my who needs twins? i am seeing em..oh yes i am a cheap drunk! :rofl: :whistle:

[bugjuice]

Can be arranged..

Me and BJ... lights out and pants around our ankles - we'd be JUST like twins...

call us "Bam Bam" and "Thumper"
:rofl: lamo..
i've been a dirty rep hoe.. owe ya later ;)

[feistyredhead]

:rofl: lamo..
i've been a dirty rep hoe.. owe ya later ;)

well at least they say they are bigger than a bug! :rofl:

[SixPackBack]

Had sisters.......yeah read it and weep Buggy, was a bit younger [ o.k. a lot younger] there mum found out and smacked me over the head with an umbrella at a hockey match.......stopped the game.....IT WAS WORTH IT :yes:

[bugjuice]

well at least they say they are bigger than a bug! :rofl:
i juice bugs for fun, doesn't mean I take after them..


Had sisters.......yeah read it and weep Buggy, was a bit younger [ o.k. a lot younger] there mum found out and smacked me over the head with an umbrella at a hockey match.......stopped the game.....IT WAS WORTH IT :yes:
yeah, ok, jelous..

[ManDownUnder]

Had sisters.......yeah read it and weep Buggy, was a bit younger [ o.k. a lot younger] there mum found out and smacked me over the head with an umbrella at a hockey match.......stopped the game.....IT WAS WORTH IT :yes:

...drooling... jealous and strangly aroused....

[feistyredhead]

...drooling... jealous and strangly aroused....

poor thing needs time alone with mrs palmer :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :puke:

[ManDownUnder]

poor thing needs time alone with mrs palmer :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :puke:

na - I need tips from 6packback LOL

[WRT]

...drooling... jealous and strangly aroused....

Is that from the thought of the sisters, or of sixpack getting whacked with the umbrella? ;)

[feistyredhead]

Is that from the thought of the sisters, or of sixpack getting whacked with the umbrella? ;)

now that i did not think of...

[ManDownUnder]

Is that from the thought of the sisters, or of sixpack getting whacked with the umbrella? ;)

The fact my dream could have been a reality...

call it an unrequited wish if you want...

edit - dream of SISTERS... I can whck sixpack any ol time - but prefer to drink his beer

[bugjuice]

The fact my dream could have been a reality...

call it an unrequited wish if you want...
or stupidity

[ManDownUnder]

or stupidity

OI - I've been called a lot of things in my time...







... and I'm sick of "stupid" :rofl:

[feistyredhead]

or stupidity

oh and i could of heard the gossip about it too! :brick: :crybaby: :(

[WRT]

... I can whck sixpack any ol time - but prefer to drink his beer

Always good to whack back a six pack . . .

[bugjuice]

oh and i could of heard the gossip about it too! :brick: :crybaby: :(
were you one of the sisters?

[feistyredhead]

were you one of the sisters?

have one sister but shes a lifetime man killer..but i do have biker brothers do they ring a bell??? :rofl:

though there is alot of the teenage years i do not remember but oh they were soooo good! :Punk:

[ManDownUnder]

have one sister but shes a lifetime man killer..but i do have biker brothers do they ring a bell??? :rofl:

YEAH - that must be Quasimoto! (Evil's bro...) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[onearmedbandit]

I was wondering why this thread had so many hits, now I know why. If you want to see female human twins in some action then I might have some vids that could interest you. :whistle:

[Wolf]

I was wondering why this thread had so many hits, now I know why. If you want to see female human twins in some action then I might have some vids that could interest you. :whistle:
I hope the reason you were so specific is not because you have other types of twins "in action" on video as well... :devil2:

[Wonko]

I was hit on by a girl who said she was a twin, 20 minutes later her very drunken friend spilt the beans on her

[bugjuice]

I was hit on by a girl who said she was a twin, 20 minutes later her very drunken friend spilt the beans on her
that must have made a terrible mess..

[Stroker Girl]

Friend of mine (bit of a lady's man) got propositioned by two gorgeous blonde twin sisters one night, but amazingly turned them down :no: Said they were too drunk and it just wouldn't be right taking advantage of them in that state :weird:

Personally I think he was having a bit of performance anxiety. Maybe pleasing two women at once could be a bit of an effort for some:motu: Of course, if they are into each other the guy can just sit back and enjoy :devil2:

[SixPackBack]

I hope the reason you were so specific is not because you have other types of twins "in action" on video as well... :devil2:

Bbbbbbbbaaaaaaahhh.......animal vids......sheep shagin ....where, where :yes:

[onearmedbandit]

I hope the reason you were so specific is not because you have other types of twins "in action" on video as well... :devil2:


Quite the opposite, with some of the minds on this site I was worried about my PM box reaching its storage limit!!

[SixPackBack]

Friend of mine (bit of a lady's man) got propositioned by two gorgeous blonde twin sisters one night, but amazingly turned them down :no: Said they were too drunk and it just wouldn't be right taking advantage of them in that state :weird:

Personally I think he was having a bit of performance anxiety. Maybe pleasing two women at once could be a bit of an effort for some:motu: Of course, if they are into each other the guy can just sit back and enjoy :devil2:

Sex is not a spectator sport........sorry could'nt sit on the sidlines....boots an all :Punk:

[bugjuice]

Bbbbbbbbaaaaaaahhh.......animal vids......sheep shagin ....where, where :yes:
are all sheep twins?

[ManDownUnder]

Sex is not a spectator sport........sorry could'nt sit on the sidlines....boots an all :Punk:

besides - the decent thing to do would involve giving tham somewhere to sit surely... just lie back and think of England...:Punk:

[bugjuice]

Sex is not a spectator sport........sorry could'nt sit on the sidlines....boots an all :Punk:
oh fuk no.. hate the game, not the players :devil2:

[Wonko]

oh fuk no.. hate the game, not the players :devil2:

I can just imagine BJ getting stuck in a moving maul :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

I can just imagine BJ getting stuck in a moving maul :yes:

I'd be there in support - don't you worry... happy to help a mate when he's down... :whistle:

[SixPackBack]

besides - the decent thing to do would involve giving tham somewhere to sit surely... just lie back and think of England...:Punk:

Inlinefour sez i'm silly enough to have two dicks,service both girls at once........I AM THE #1 CANDIDATE :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

Inlinefour sez i'm silly enough to have two dicks,service both girls at once........I AM THE #1 CANDIDATE :rofl:

come again??





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :whistle:

[WRT]

come again??


Hmm, at the same time, if possible . . . wow.

[ManDownUnder]

Hmm, at the same time, if possible . . . wow.

oh good grief no - I think it'd be better to have them go off equally spaced... that way you could be loading and firing all night/day/whatever...

For some reason an image of the old Pom Pom ack ack guns came to mind....:rofl:

[WRT]

oh good grief no - I think it'd be better to have them go off equally spaced... that way you could be loading and firing all night/day/whatever...

For some reason an image of the old Pom Pom ack ack guns came to mind....:rofl:

LOL - nice analogy . . .

Oh god, shouldnt have used that word in this thread . . . only a matter of time before someone twists that to read analorgy . . .

[Wonko]

LOL - nice analogy . . .

Oh god, shouldnt have used that word in this thread . . . only a matter of time before someone twists that to read analorgy . . .

I'm sure that someone will take a crack at it.

[WRT]

I'm sure that someone will take a crack at it.

Dammit, I hate being the butt of peoples jokes, makes me feel like a right ass . . .

[ManDownUnder]

Dammit, I hate being the butt of peoples jokes, makes me feel like a right ass . . .

see now I'm stuck. I can't offer the usual..

"Bugger you"
"Fuck you"
"Up your bum"...

any of them smack of me wanting you - and nothing person - I REALLY DON'T. Your beer yes - money too... but "Southern Comforts"... uh uh...:nono:

:whistle:

[Postie]

Had sisters.......yeah read it and weep Buggy, was a bit younger [ o.k. a lot younger] there mum found out and smacked me over the head with an umbrella at a hockey match.......stopped the game.....IT WAS WORTH IT :yes:


riddle me this................ do they taste the same?????

[WRT]

see now I'm stuck. I can't offer the usual..

"Bugger you"
"Fuck you"
"Up your bum"...

any of them smack of me wanting you - and nothing person - I REALLY DON'T. Your beer yes - money too... but "Southern Comforts"... uh uh...:nono:

:whistle:

"southern comforts"? Is that where "ManDownUnder" *ahem* comes from? ;)

Seriously tho, none of it is taken (or meant!) personally . . . its all just friday afternoon randomness aimed at passing away the time till beer o'clock! :drinkup:

[ManDownUnder]

"southern comforts"? Is that where "ManDownUnder" *ahem* comes from? ;)

Seriously tho, none of it is taken (or meant!) personally . . . its all just friday afternoon randomness aimed at passing away the time till beer o'clock! :drinkup:

no no no - I'm enjoying this - really. If I were pissedoff I'd be silently drinking and cursing at you...

bring it on - all good chappy!

oh - and let's just say MDU didn't involve another guy...

[bugjuice]

riddle me this................ do they taste the same?????
lamo.. that's what I want to know about twins, amongst other things..

[WRT]

lamo.. that's what I want to know about twins, amongst other things..

Would be affected by who had a shower most recently. As such, I vote that there should be a rule stating that all twins (the hot ones anyway) must shower together to avoid such discrepencies . . .

[feistyredhead]

lamo.. that's what I want to know about twins, amongst other things..

yes amoungst other things too hopefully...cup size...mouth size all the innocent things of course! :Punk: her pint of beer and her chugging ability :drinkup: :drinkup: :whistle:

[bugjuice]

Would be affected by who had a shower most recently. As such, I vote that there should be a rule stating that all twins (the hot ones anyway) must shower together to avoid such discrepencies . . .
well that goes without saying.. and you'd have to be in there, to make sure they're getting equally wet.. It's a tough road boy, but I'm willing to stick my neck out on this one..


yes amoungst other things too hopefully...cup size...mouth size all the innocent things of course! :Punk: her pint of beer and her chugging ability :drinkup: :drinkup: :whistle:
oh at the very least.. wanna help?

[feistyredhead]

well that goes without saying.. and you'd have to be in there, to make sure they're getting equally wet.. It's a tough road boy, but I'm willing to stick my neck out on this one..


oh at the very least.. wanna help?

dang help with what? sorry i am no twin and the only twins i have are on my chest and they are staying there and i am kinda attached to em.. :rofl:

[bugjuice]

dang help with what? sorry i am no twin and the only twins i have are on my chest and they are staying there and i am kinda attached to em.. :rofl:
'help' as in help with the scientific research... already established you're not a twin.. :weird:

[feistyredhead]

'help' as in help with the scientific research... already established you're not a twin.. :weird:

now how did you know that my extra personalitys have not kicked in.....and this helping does it involve you and a ton of beer? :drinkup: :drinkup:

damn pity there is not 2 of you :rofl: :rofl:

[bugjuice]

now how did you know that my extra personalitys have not kicked in.....and this helping does it involve you and a ton of beer? :drinkup: :drinkup:

damn pity there is not 2 of you :rofl: :rofl:
dunno.. could do.. drink enough and you get two of everyone! Apparently the drink also improve looks too..

[ManDownUnder]

dang help with what? sorry i am no twin and the only twins i have are on my chest and they are staying there and i am kinda attached to em.. :rofl:

Yeah but can WE get attached to 'em too... I think that's the question LOL

[feistyredhead]

dunno.. could do.. drink enough and you get two of everyone! Apparently the drink also improve looks too..

sorry :no: you will need heaps to make me look good....but spirits only :lol: :banana: :wari: :killingme

[ManDownUnder]

dunno.. could do.. drink enough and you get two of everyone! Apparently the drink also improve looks too..

oh and sense of humour - and length of errr...

"stories"?

[feistyredhead]

Yeah but can WE get attached to 'em too... I think that's the question LOL

sad i have enough of em...and anhrefn on here does not share too well! :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

sorry :no: you will need heaps to make me look good....but spirits only :lol: :banana: :wari: :killingme

best let us judge that ok :whistle:

You be in good spirits, and I'll bring some too.... (hmmm rum, gin, whiskey... all in stock...)

[feistyredhead]

best let us judge that ok :whistle:

You be in good spirits, and I'll bring some too.... (hmmm rum, gin, whiskey... all in stock...)

oh such a charming male i bet the ladies just love ya :love:

[ManDownUnder]

oh such a charming male i bet the ladies just love ya :love:

Yes I do have them chasing me! ('course they leave me alone when I give their handbags back...)

[feistyredhead]

Yes I do have them chasing me! ('course they leave me alone when I give their handbags back...)

oh my but i thought you were untouchable. :wait:

[ManDownUnder]

oh my but i thought you were untouchable. :wait:

That's just a vicous rumour my wife tends to spread around...

She can touch me any time she wants.... :devil2: