feistyredhead
5th August 2005, 10:37
A seventeen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new
Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and
distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3
stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it
is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him: "You'll get her pregnant again!" :whistle:
missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new
Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and
distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3
stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it
is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him: "You'll get her pregnant again!" :whistle: