Fanny in a bottle (NSFW)

[Madness]

For the man who has everything, or nothing.

NSFW

http://www.vulva-original.com/vulva-perfume.htm

[gammaguy]

i have heard it is manufactured in a Philipino sweatshop :shutup:

[98tls]

Any chance they do knob cheese...

[Madness]

Any chance they do knob cheese...

Fast Eddie is the resident cheese expert.

[blue rider]

blond or brunette flavoured
washed or unwashed

oh dear. :sick:

[mashman]

Ohhhhhhhh Darling, I've figured out a way you can earn your keep

[mashman]

blond or brunette flavoured
washed or unwashed

oh dear. :sick:

Redhead on the rocks please and make it dirty

[Madness]

Fathers Days is coming up soon too, innit?

[blue rider]

Redhead on the rocks please and make it dirty

marinated? maybe with a bit of a vintage...days, weeks, month?

[mashman]

marinated? maybe with a bit of a vintage...days, weeks, month?

Hmmmmm, I ain't fussed... I won't notice after the first minute or two of nuzzling

[unstuck]

This proves yet again, that I am not the sickest puppy in the world.:Punk::Punk:

[flyingcrocodile46]

What's this then, A start up kit for guys with really small dicks who want to make test tube babies?

[Katman]

For those who prefer the back door.

<img src="http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/259fartinabottle.jpg"/>

[Stirts]

Or those partial to a Bloody Mary ...

<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4HD7zSeoHb8/Ty9a_7LiwYI/AAAAAAAAABQ/1ufkyQyjpTA/s1600/TGIF+bloody+mary.jpg" width="500"></img>

[unstuck]

:pinch::sick::sick:

[mashman]

Or those partial to a Bloody Mary

Pre-salted I see... now where did that Bear Grylls pic go...

http://i.qkme.me/35iuvk.jpg

[Madness]

Someone told me once that when the tide's in at Red Beach you're best to head to Browns Bay. The times I've tried it the lifeguards have closed the beach on me.

[Stirts]

Pre-salted I see... now where did that Bear Grylls pic go...

Great impersonation of Hannibal Lecter. :clap:

[mashman]

Great impersonation of Hannibal Lecter. :clap:

now that's a professional eatin someone out.

[mashman]

ya gotta wonder how it's harvested... as well as wonder how big the queue is for the job... and does a larger ginny produce more liquid... and how many wedding rings have been lost during the collection process... amongst other things like.

[flyingcrocodile46]

Someone told me once that when the tide's in at Red Beach you're best to head to Browns Bay. The times I've tried it the lifeguards have closed the beach on me.

Browns Bay is good for a dip but not a recommended eating local. :sick:

[avgas]

Are these the same guys that gave us "dick-in-a-box"?

[Berries]

ya gotta wonder how it's harvested.
Bike pump, bucket, cheese and onion sandwich, sponge and a cricket bat.

Call yourself a bloke?

[Usarka]

Someone told me once that when the tide's in at Red Beach you're best to head to Browns Bay. The times I've tried it the lifeguards have closed the beach on me.

Watch out for the moon fish.

[unstuck]

I always got sore ears swimming at Browns bay, sounds like I may of been doing it wrong. And I nearly drowned at red beach:devil2:

[Maha]

You can smell that stench anytime at any given burnout comp..

[flyingcrocodile46]

Bloody expensive fish oil.

[flyingcrocodile46]

You can smell that stench anytime at any given burnout comp..
.. at any given Indian restaurant

[mashman]

Bike pump, bucket, cheese and onion sandwich, sponge and a cricket bat.

Call yourself a bloke?

DOH!!! much cheaper than having to separate the product from saliva.

I can now thanks to you :love:

[Madness]

Thanks to the Mod who added the explanation to the thread title (Natural Smelly Fanny Water) :niceone:

[Berries]

I can now thanks to you :love:
Just make sure you don't use French bread. The larger air pockets let the chancres through.

DAMHIK.