Semen can make women happy

[munster]

Must be true, it's in The Herald!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10829184

Just got to convince the wife now!

[SMOKEU]

We don't call them cum dumpsters for nothing.

[HenryDorsetCase]

we don't call them cum dumpsters at all, unless we are misogynist twats.

ftfy

ftfy

[5150]

They were happier...... until they missed their periods <_<

[oneofsix]

They were happier...... until they missed their periods <_<
semen makes them happy, sperm makes them preggers.

[HenryDorsetCase]

semenmakes them happy, sperm makes them preggers

but legitemate rape won't, thank goodness.

[oneofsix]

but legitemate rape won't, thank goodness.

wtf is legitemate rape? It certainly wont make them happy.

[merv]

If they're happy, it makes us blokes happy too of course :yes:

[HenryDorsetCase]

wtf is legitemate rape? It certainly wont make them happy.

Some republican numpty candidate in the US used the phrase "legitemate rape" and shoots himself in the foot. refuses to step down.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2012/08/what-does-todd-akin-think-legitimate-rape-is.html


irst of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare,” Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin said in an interview Sunday, explaining why his ideal abortion ban wouldn’t include an exception for rape. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down,”

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/19/todd_akin_legitimate_rape_stops_pregnancy/


Just another stupid fundy flat earther trying to tell people what to do. Fucker.

[caspernz]

Well, it might be a dodgy subject for me to comment on...but it's well proven that a woman who is ahem...shall we call it "well-serviced" by her fella, has an outlook that is happier than the average woman :woohoo:.

Which kinda proves itself by adding this little comment when you're explaining something to a grumpy female: "None of this would matter if you were getting a bit..."
Just bear in mind to stay out of range, and it won't improve her mood any, unless you're offering something...:shit::facepalm:

[Usarka]

I'm pretty sure pussy juice makes guys happy too.....

[george formby]

Well, it might be a dodgy subject for me to comment on...but it's well proven that a woman who is ahem...shall we call it "well-serviced" by her fella, has an outlook that is happier than the average woman :woohoo:.

Which kinda proves itself by adding this little comment when you're explaining something to a grumpy female: "None of this would matter if you were getting a bit..."
Just bear in mind to stay out of range, and it won't improve her mood any, unless you're offering something...:shit::facepalm:

Ah, t'is true. A mans work is never done. Better the glaze eyed Mona Lisa smile than the scowling harridan.

[caspernz]

I'm pretty sure pussy juice makes guys happy too.....

Yes, but only under some circumstances.

If I come home to find my girl in bed with another girl, that's alright by me...

If I come home to find my girl in bed with another guy, not so much...

[SMOKEU]

wtf is legitemate rape? It certainly wont make them happy.

It's when you say "surprise" first, or if it's buttsecks. And yes it most certainly does make them bitches happy.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Well, it might be a dodgy subject for me to comment on...but it's well proven that a woman who is ahem...shall we call it "well-serviced" by her fella, has an outlook that is happier than the average woman :woohoo:.

Which kinda proves itself by adding this little comment when you're explaining something to a grumpy female: "None of this would matter if you were getting a bit..."
Just bear in mind to stay out of range, and it won't improve her mood any, unless you're offering something...:shit::facepalm:

implying that the average woman is not "Well serviced"

further implying my services might be required.

ladies, please form an orderly queue and I will be with you, um, momentarily.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'm pretty sure pussy juice makes guys happy too.....

not if its on our good duvet it doesn't.

:-/

[unstuck]

So why do so many gay men seem so bitchy, maybe it effects us fellas differently. Did watch some stupid fucks on fear factor last weekend drinking donkey semen though,and they did not look to happy.:sick::sick::puke:

[Hitcher]

Most women would find that thesis very hard to swallow.

[Marmoot]

Must be true, it's in The Herald!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10829184

Just got to convince the wife now!

Orally or supository?
The article didn't say.