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Postie
5th August 2005, 12:55
looks like you need to drill your own holes......... bit like a bowling ball.....
game on!!!!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/listings/0010-0398-0667-/auction-32477718.htm
Waylander
5th August 2005, 12:57
Dare you to get it and pick it up on your bike.:rofl:
bugjuice
5th August 2005, 12:58
finally!! does what she's told, and doesn't answer back.. no headaches or bad time of the month.. not bad.. and she can dissasemble and pack under the bed, if you're gonna cheat on her (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Lifestyle/Novelty/Other/auction-32673645.htm)..
ManDownUnder
5th August 2005, 13:06
looks like you need to drill your own holes......... bit like a bowling ball.....
game on!!!!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/listings/0010-0398-0667-/auction-32477718.htm

My good man - a word ...

YOU NEED HELP!!!!! (bloody funny!!!!)
WRT
5th August 2005, 13:12
My good man - a word ...

YOU NEED HELP!!!!! (bloody funny!!!!)

LOL - Yeah? Is that to make sure that he drills the hole straight? ;)

I do hope that its the hole-drilling that you are offering to help with, not anything else . . . :whistle:
mstriumph
5th August 2005, 13:31
i'm not game to access that link from work ...... but be SURE i'm gonna check it later and ........ :nono:
onearmedbandit
5th August 2005, 13:33
Hmmm, I wonder what the intentions of the bidders are, 'partyman2' has me worried.
bugjuice
5th August 2005, 13:56
i'm not game to access that link from work ...... but be SURE i'm gonna check it later and ........ :nono:
both links are work safe..
i fukin swear
ManDownUnder
5th August 2005, 14:09
LOL - Yeah? Is that to make sure that he drills the hole straight? ;)

I do hope that its the hole-drilling that you are offering to help with, not anything else . . . :whistle:

I was thinking Psych type help actually... and splinters will make all offers of assistance null and void :rofl:
WRT
5th August 2005, 14:13
I was thinking Psych type help actually... and splinters will make all offers of assistance null and void :rofl:

Splinters . . . ouch . . .

Well postie, if your going ahead, would suggest plenty of lube! And keep the bandaids handy, I think MDU might be onto something there ;)
Postie
5th August 2005, 15:06
Splinters . . . ouch . . .

Well postie, if your going ahead, would suggest plenty of lube! And keep the bandaids handy, I think MDU might be onto something there ;)

i was thinking of using the warming lube :love: but i'm worried she might catch fire...... :unsure:
WRT
5th August 2005, 15:10
i was thinking of using the warming lube :love: but i'm worried she might catch fire...... :unsure:

As a good friend used to say . . .

KY Warming liquid, is good for masti's!
ManDownUnder
5th August 2005, 15:15
As a good friend used to say . . .

KY Warming liquid, is good for masti's!

If her smile is anything to go by - I believe her

edit - I meant to say... what's a "masti"???:whistle:
SpankMe
5th August 2005, 15:27
They are getting closer to the perfect women. One day you will be able to buy your own Cherry 2000.


http://www.realdoll.com/
bugjuice
5th August 2005, 15:31
They are getting closer to the perfect women. One day you will be able to buy your own Cherry 2000.


http://www.realdoll.com/
what happens if you pop it?
I'd hate to pop my cheery..
SpankMe
5th August 2005, 15:33
Those dolls don't pop. Try and look at the site.
bugjuice
5th August 2005, 15:35
Those dolls don't pop. Try and look at the site.
lol.. know this from experiance?
I'll have to look at the site later...




ahhh fudge it.. why not..
ManDownUnder
5th August 2005, 16:19
lol.. know this from experiance?
I'll have to look at the site later...




ahhh fudge it.. why not..

you tell me it's pre packed with fudge too - just like the real thing???

One slip and you're in the shit! :rofl:
WRT
5th August 2005, 16:24
you tell me it's pre packed with fudge too - just like the real thing???

One slip and you're in the shit! :rofl:


And remember, if it tastes like shit . . .


. . . you're taking too bigger licks.
ManDownUnder
5th August 2005, 17:12
And remember, if it tastes like shit . . .


. . . you're taking too bigger licks.

Squirt in some Hershey's sauce... it'd be lick Charlie and the Chocolate factory LMAO!...

(just keep that white creamy choccy out of there... it's a tad salty.
Wolf
8th August 2005, 11:06
They are getting closer to the perfect women. One day you will be able to buy your own Cherry 2000.
And when it breaks down you can go on a life-changing odyssey into the wastelands to try to get a replacement and find a real human to bonk instead...
SpankMe
8th August 2005, 11:42
No thanks, Melanie Griffith is an ugly mutt. Give me a Cherry 2000 anyday. It's the pefect appliance. It cooks, it cleans and you can screw it to the wall. :niceone:
scumdog
8th August 2005, 13:12
looks like you need to drill your own holes......... bit like a bowling ball.....
game on!!!!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/listings/0010-0398-0667-/auction-32477718.htm

I noticed '250riko' has been bidding rather furiously, they're not a member of KB by any chance?? :whistle:
ManDownUnder
8th August 2005, 13:15
I noticed '250riko' has been bidding rather furiously, they're not a member of KB by any chance?? :whistle:

Could be winja - he'd have one hand busy... but bidding and clicking with his other one should be possible - with a bit of effort:whistle: