Lost pillion seat between Akaroa and Christchurch

[Asher]

Got home from having a glorious ride to Akaroa and back and noticed my pillion seat was gone.
I must not have locked it down properly when i left Akaroa. Anyone here spot it?

[imdying]

Got home from having a glorious ride to Akaroa and back and noticed my pillion seat was gone.
I must not have locked it down properly when i left Akaroa. Anyone here spot it?

Hahahaahh, it's supposed to have wire ties to prevent it ever being removed from the bike!

[skippa1]

Got home from having a glorious ride to Akaroa and back and noticed my pillion seat was gone.
I must not have locked it down properly when i left Akaroa. Anyone here spot it?

Dont you think you should mention that the missus was with you?:shit: You just have to look for her on the side of the road and the seat wont be far away...:shutup:

[5150]

Dont you think you should mention that the missus was with you?:shit: You just have to look for her on the side of the road and the seat wont be far away...:shutup:

Perhaps a T- shirt would be appropriate "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" :shifty:

[Stirts]

You just have to look for her on the side of the road and the seat wont be far away...:shutup:

"wont be far away" :killingme - the forces of her sphincter spasms starts a collision of gas molecules within her anal cavity causing pressure to build up, thus forming a suction cup like effect on the pillion seat.

Calculation F=AP
where F = force, A = area, P = pressure

[HenryDorsetCase]

"wont be far away" :killingme - the forces of her sphincter spasms starts a collision of gas molecules within her anal cavity causing pressure to build up, thus forming a suction cup like effect on the pillion seat.

Calculation F=AP
where F = force, A = area, P = pressure

presumably its different for girls because they have two spots to exert suction, whereas boys only one. Presumably thats why most pillions are female and most riders male. Boys have to hang on with both hands (I know I do. oooh errr)

[Stirts]

presumably its different for girls because they have two spots to exert suction, whereas boys only one.

Presuming that said female doesn't have a gapping axe wound, then yes, you would be right.

[avgas]

Is this is?
http://cf1.thingd.com/default/221959823_b1f292271faf.jpg

[skippa1]

presumably its different for girls because they have two spots to exert suction

Thats the reason for "panty liners" (Yes, I said Panty) If they didnt have them the suction would play havoc on the streets........:shit:

[5150]

Reminds me of a joke

Q. Why do ballerina's wear stockings?

A. So they don't stick to the floor when they do splits

:innocent:

[nodrog]

Got home from having a glorious ride to Akaroa and back and noticed my pillion seat was gone.
I must not have locked it down properly when i left Akaroa. Anyone here spot it?

Was it a black one?

[huff3r]

Was it a black one?

The missus or the seat? :confused:

[Asher]

Yeah i really should have double checked that it was locked down properly and yes it has a black vinyl cover.

[Oakie]

Yeah i really should have double checked that it was locked down properly and yes it has a black vinyl cover. Your missus? Hmmm, very '50 Shades of Grey'.