You dirty rat. The K75.

[blackdog]

Some of you may remember me having a sniff around for an old flying brick.

Cosmetics were not an issue, but I wanted a reasonable runner pref with low mileage at the right dollars.

Well here we are. I should have got some original photos before I hit it with the paint brush but you get the idea.

Budget was $3000.

Bike $2000 cheers Mick exactly what I wanted.
Rear disc and pads $400
Second hand Hagon $150 (score, good guy also sold me the panniers)
Panniers $250
Thinners, paint, sandpaper and brushes about $50
WOF $50

$2900 = win!

Oh shit, I forgot the battery $150, oil and filter $100 and mirrors $80.

Shame I had to do the disc and shock, was told by the vendor it needed nothing for a WOF but I guess ya gotta roll with the punches.

It's got a new rear tyre and hot grips so I guess we can let it slide.


And the pictures... It gets looks coz it's so fucking ugly!

[The Lone Rider]

You totally need to remove the BMW logo and put the Batman logo instead.

[tigertim20]

You totally need to remove the BMW logo and put the Batman logo instead.

haha, that would actually work!!

you're right, its fucking ugly, but good job! cheap runabout!

[Conquiztador]

Have a rummage on the net and you will find heps of ideas how to make her tasty!

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=custom+bmw+k100&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=f3lRUKPwCaytiQedtYGQAg&sqi=2&ved=0CB0QsAQ&biw=1366&bih=643

[sinfull]

That you ow ?

270026

Awww nah bro ditch them fuck me boots !!!

270027

[blackdog]

Oh yes, many ideas I have. Gotta get rid of that wank airbox first and find some horny trumpets. Sorry about the bad puns there.

[blackdog]

New screen on the way too. None of yer perspex lads, it's chequer plate!

[blackdog]

That you ow ?

270026

Awww nah bro ditch them fuck me boots !!!

270027

Bahahaha! With spurs no less.

Haven't you got anything better to do than be jealous that you ain't rockin' an old eurobagger too?

[Madness]

New screen on the way too, it's chequer plate!

You are sicker than I thought.

[sinfull]

rockin' an old eurobagger ?
Been there, but there was a language barrier, apparently "Get off" don't mean what i thought and she started slapping me round when i finally rolled over !

[blackdog]

You are sicker than I thought.

Why thank you.

[Madness]

Have you got a Pickelhaube to complete "the look"?

[blackdog]

Maybe I should just shave in a clit tickler and get the oily combover?

[Conquiztador]

Maybe I should just shave in a clit tickler and get the oily combover?

You can always borrow the tickler...

[Katman]

WOF $50


Really???

:blink:

[ducatilover]

I hope you iron your uniform before riding das beast? Sehr gut, ja.

[blackdog]

Really???

:blink:

Unfortunately yes. I didn't ask how much before dropping it in.

My old man had a workshop but just retired. I've never paid for them before.

[blackdog]

This thread has now taken a weirder twist.

I now require a sidecar on this machine for the dog. Or a psychiatrist.

[bogan]

This thread has now taken a weirder twist.

I now require a sidecar on this machine for the dog. Or a psychiatrist.

http://topstips.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/large-dog-house-bt5.jpg

Bolt a wheel on and strap that bitch to your frame, good to go!

[Madness]

I think I should unfriend you before it's too late.

[pete376403]

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=295048

hacks 'n' pups

[sidecar bob]

This thread has now taken a weirder twist.

I now require a sidecar on this machine for the dog. Or a psychiatrist.

I have a Sabiston chair, currently on the side of a R100rs that I would sell.
Google them for a look. Mine has been fully enclosed by the previous owner, with a folding alloy roof section & full screen & roll bar behind the seat. the enclosing parts can be un bolted & left in the shed for summer, kind of like a 500sl Mercedes:facepalm:
It needs a tidy up.
P.m if interested.

[Conquiztador]

I have a Sabiston chair, currently on the side of a R100rs that I would sell.
Google them for a look. Mine has been fully enclosed by the previous owner, with a folding alloy roof section & full screen & roll bar behind the seat. the enclosing parts can be un bolted & left in the shed for summer, kind of like a 500sl Mercedes:facepalm:
It needs a tidy up.
P.m if interested.

Can you please provide a picture so he can show it to the dog...:laugh: