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Scouse
4th September 2012, 14:40
http://www.vagisil.com/images/paid-wash.png
Wonder if there is a product for blokes called Knobsil

Maha
4th September 2012, 15:04
What the fuck is with that add where the female is going on about some sort of 'between period leakage'....right on fuckin' tea time!..
Ewwwwwwwww....mute/change channel, wheres the fucking remote!! arse -fuck -where where where!!....ahhhh bugger it, I can't unhear it!

avgas
4th September 2012, 15:21
What the fuck is with that add where the female is going on about some sort of 'between period leakage'....right on fuckin' tea time!..
Ewwwwwwwww....mute/change channel, wheres the fucking remote!! arse -fuck -where where where!!....ahhhh bugger it, I can't unhear it!
I'd like to give her a discharge down there.

Crasherfromwayback
4th September 2012, 15:23
Wonder if there is a product for blokes called Knobsil

Next best thing...

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Stirts
4th September 2012, 15:38
Wonder if there is a product for blokes called Knobsil

Of course there is silly...

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Scouse
4th September 2012, 16:39
What the fuck is with that add where the female is going on about some sort of 'between period leakage'....right on fuckin' tea time!..
Ewwwwwwwww....mute/change channel, wheres the fucking remote!! arse -fuck -where where where!!....ahhhh bugger it, I can't unhear it!I wonder whether any little darlings have ever bought this as a present for their mum on Mothers day?

Madness
4th September 2012, 16:40
I wonder what it tastes like.

Scouse
4th September 2012, 16:42
I wonder what it tastes like.Or if it works well as an acompanyment for Anchovies

SMOKEU
4th September 2012, 17:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDHToD3NmmA

haydes55
4th September 2012, 21:47
http://youtu.be/Qyaswjmg24E

Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR

MIXONE
4th September 2012, 22:12
I wonder what it tastes like.

Great used...

flyingcrocodile46
4th September 2012, 22:25
http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/odor-removal/how-to-get-rid-of-fish-smell/ (http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/odor-removal/how-to-get-rid-of-fish-smell/)


Use Kitchen Ingredients
Some common ingredients from your kitchen can also help

Baking soda. Plain baking soda can help take away not only the slimy residue, but can also help remove odors. It also helps to keep an open box ........

Madness
4th September 2012, 22:28
http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/odor-removal/how-to-get-rid-of-fish-smell/ (http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/odor-removal/how-to-get-rid-of-fish-smell/)

How to put the fish smell back again. (http://www.vulva-original.com/vulva-perfume.htm)

mashman
4th September 2012, 22:37
Great used...

:killingme

Berries
4th September 2012, 23:17
I wonder what it tastes like.
You don't open it you fool, you just bang it up there like a cork. When it comes out you want to be at least 5km away though, otherwise it smells like Oamaru.

And the black eye might be hard to explain.

Mom
5th September 2012, 05:37
Wonder if there is a product for blokes called Knobsil

You got knob rot young Scouse?

Brett
5th September 2012, 14:00
I wonder what it tastes like.

You been watching South Park?

oneofsix
6th September 2012, 14:23
Tighten up girls

avgas
6th September 2012, 14:39
How to put the fish smell back again. (http://www.vulva-original.com/vulva-perfume.htm)
Crabs usually follow fish around. Look for them.

oneofsix
6th September 2012, 15:07
Tighten up girls

Should have included the video ;)

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Fatt Max
8th September 2012, 08:40
Try this...

Go up to a bird in a night club and say "Oi Darlin' can I smell your fanny...?"

She will 99% of the time say something like "Nah, fack orf you dirty bastard.."

To which you reply..

"Oh, well it must be your feet then....."

Used to play with this one all the time when I were knocking around London as a lad.....

BTW if she says "Yesh, ok then"......well, you have met a woman from Essex or Otahuhu

Give it a whirl and see what happens

scissorhands
8th September 2012, 19:36
cheap and effective, makes sure you water down to 2-3% and do a head stand

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/oil-additives/auction-509912403.htm

SMOKEU
8th September 2012, 19:40
I wonder if it's any good for blue waffle. Google it with safe search off, I dare you (NSFW)!

Berries
8th September 2012, 20:50
Had some for breakfast. Not bad, although a little flakier than my normal Dutch version.