Choosing the perfect husband.....

[feistyredhead]

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find
some husbands...
First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs
and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's
better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the
ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another
floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy
me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty
and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to
please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the
stairs."

:rofl: :clap: :yes:

[mattt]

Fuck Yeh - Tell me about it.

[Mr Skid]

Fuck Yeh - Tell me about it.
You're having trouble finding the perfect man?

[feistyredhead]

You're having trouble finding the perfect man?

oh my now i did not think of that.

[bugjuice]

lamo.. yeah, women.. pfft..

[feistyredhead]

lamo.. yeah, women.. pfft..

oh my so you do not wanna gossip and have me grab ya crutch in the future...such a pity! :whistle: :crybaby:

[Blackadda]

I live with 1, manage 6 and have to interact with another 20 or so daily......... tell me about it...nghhhhhh!

[bugjuice]

oh my so you do not wanna gossip and have me grab ya crutch in the future...such a pity! :whistle: :crybaby:
lol.. what would be so appealing about causing me pain? is that what gets ya?

[feistyredhead]

lol.. what would be so appealing about causing me pain? is that what gets ya?

now who says i would be causing such a nice guy like you pain :love: unless you cause me some? i.e. make my stomach fill my helmet. :puke:

[bugjuice]

now who says i would be causing such a nice guy like you pain :love: unless you cause me some? i.e. make my stomach fill my helmet. :puke:
lamo.. nah, don't think i'm that bad.. just don't sneeze in the lid..

[feistyredhead]

lamo.. nah, don't think i'm that bad.. just don't sneeze in the lid..

ewwww comes to mind!

[inlinefour]

Good joke! Some really ain't satisfied ahe? Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

[Sniper]

Hmm, I can tell someone is sexually frustrated

[Motoracer]

Fuken brilliant!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Wolf]

I understand that once she reloads, feistyredhead is going to try for her other foot as well...

An oldy but a goody. Keep 'em coming, frh, and it's good to see you're a true believer in equality

[mattt]

You're having trouble finding the perfect man?

No gaybo, Women are :nono: never :nono: happy :mad:

[yungatart]

Women are :nono: never :nono: happy :mad:
I beg to differ! Am woman, am happy, have the perfect man! Well, no he doesn't put the seat down after, but I can live with that.

[parsley]

I beg to differ! Am woman, am happy, have the perfect man! Well, no he doesn't put the seat down after, but I can live with that.
What, after he's checked the fuses? Maybe he's borrowing the tool kit?

[Mr Skid]

No gaybo, Women are :nono: never :nono: happy :mad:Oh thank god!
I used my 1000th post on that fatuous quip.
I was beginning to think that you hadn't noticed!