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Waylander
7th August 2005, 14:50
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
SixPackBack
7th August 2005, 14:56
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

Funny/Sad.......would probably work!
John
7th August 2005, 16:25
Glad you decided to join the "war effort" waylander..
Lou Girardin
7th August 2005, 16:54
Well maybe, if 'friendly fire' doesn't wipe them out first.
Or heart attacks from having to move their lard arses.
Waylander
7th August 2005, 17:02
Well maybe, if 'friendly fire' doesn't wipe them out first.
Or heart attacks from having to move their lard arses.
Hmm... So you would classify me as a "lard arse"? I'de be worried about those you call "thin."
John
7th August 2005, 17:07
excuse me I'm small bonededed
HDTboy
7th August 2005, 21:17
I thought they were already there.
:Punk: USA USA USA :Punk:
jazbug5
7th August 2005, 21:33
Don't they have a fondness for 'liddle piggies'..?
Not many over there...
Wolf
8th August 2005, 11:22
Within three days the Iraqi's wouldn't be able to hear a banjo being tuned without screaming in fear...
ManDownUnder
8th August 2005, 11:39
Knowing a couple of good ol' boys from the south I reckon this is probably bang on the money!
Storm
8th August 2005, 22:35
Special order of banjos on the way for the good ol' boys currently over there yet?
Waylander
8th August 2005, 22:41
Special order of banjos on the way for the good ol' boys currently over there yet?
You know I'm gonna learn to play one now just so I can bring it with me on KB rides lol.
Wolf
9th August 2005, 12:16
You know I'm gonna learn to play one now just so I can bring it with me on KB rides lol.
You bloody dare and I'll bring my clarinet along!
Lou Girardin
9th August 2005, 12:18
Hmm... So you would classify me as a "lard arse"? I'de be worried about those you call "thin."

Don't take my vitriolic generalisations personally. It doesn't look like you have a close relationship with lard at all. :no:
SARGE
9th August 2005, 12:20
Knowing a couple of good ol' boys from the south I reckon this is probably bang on the money!


one of the reasons that the USA hasnt been invaded by a standing army over the years ..

too many people like me over there with shotguns and pickups..

drive-by's on a grand scale :Punk:
SARGE
9th August 2005, 12:21
Well maybe, if 'friendly fire' doesn't wipe them out first.
Or heart attacks from having to move their lard arses.


lol... hey Lou... im on lunch.. feel like going for a 5 km run? :rofl: