Caption Competition.

[onearmedbandit]

Bling will be blung for the best yadda yadda yadda.

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[Maha]

''You love when I come inside you eh Whoregay''?

[george formby]

You might need surgery to get that ear plug out.

[Banditbandit]

You'd better not break my bike - I'll need it back next year ..."

[ukusa]

Straighten your cap homeboy!

[Bender]

Not so fast, 99

[Swoop]

"I need your keys and your motorcycle..."

[BigAl]

Pssst... wanna buy a cheap Ducati?

[Bassmatt]

I'ma gonna fucka you upa, bro.

[Lozza2442]

Woah. I can see right through to the other side.

[Haggis2]

Fancy a bum?

[nudemetalz]

Yup,..I see a pimple that needs squeezing..

[Maha]

Rossi to Whoregay...

''Proactive is SHIT''?

[Akzle]

i know you want to look at whats in my hand... go on...

[Madness]

"See the fotografo in the green shirt? Gli piace il sesso anale.

[tigertim20]

Rossi to whore gay

'so, itsa your turn to fucka me next year eh? I no lika the kharma'

[actungbaby]

Just let me win a few races go on please............:confused:

[98tls]

"next year there giving me a Bevel drive".

[Oakie]

"Dunno why those pricks on KB keep making cracks about me being gay. Oh, sorry about the sperm smell, I just farted"

[Oblivion]

"And then I said that I'm a famous motorcycle racer. And she didn't believe me"

[actungbaby]

You know they call me the doctor am really a dentist.... i am going give you a few free seessions if you win to many races next year.... jerry seemed to like them, he screamed he had falsies. blooddy aussies what can you do .. bikes better know ...no

[nodrog]

Watch out chupa chump.

[Muppet]

You toucha my bike, I breaka you face!

[cc rider]

"So that's where I left my knife."

[Coolz]

''It's time to return to the mothership Hohey,your mission here is over.''

[Maha]

''Hey Whoregay, whos that chump with the one arm''?

[onearmedbandit]

Pssst... wanna buy a cheap Ducati?


"I need your keys and your motorcycle..."


These two were my favourites. Blinged. But there were many other good captions worthy of bling as well.

[tbs]

Andrea agreed to his initiation.... Have you had a word to Marc yet?:innocent:

[Laava]

"And when i think about you, I touch myself..."

[sinfull]

Really, You think that might help me carry more speed into the corner ?

[wanpo]

Rossi: "eeeh, whatta the fuck with the "Black Mamba?"

[tbs]

Rossi: "Wait, now YOU want the wall?"

[roadracingoldfart]

You know mate, if i fail in this lark im fucked aye.

[misterO]

I have been looking at you from behind for so long that I forgot what you looked like on this side

[wanpo]

You know mate, if i fail in this lark im fucked aye.

Rossi to Lorenzo: You know mate, if you fall in that lake you're fucked aye.

[BoristheBiter]

You bend over and I push.

[tbs]

"OMG dida you see whata Ben wrote on Twitter?"

[Conquiztador]

"I tell you, a Viagra in the tank makes te bike go hard!"

[shafty]

But you promised, if I throw the race, I can go on top tonight - you promised

[ducatilover]

"...and that'sa the secret to my pasta"

[tbs]

So now we're going to be team-mates again, will you finally 'friend me' on Facebook?

[tbs]

Ok, last one from me..... probably.



"Ok Jorge... you, me, Yamalube...... You feeling me?"


or...



"Of course I would have taken Audi's money but I was running low on Yamalube..."

[mashman]

For the last fuckin time, I'm not a real doctor.