Stop calling them Towel Heads!

[YellowDog]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/towel.jpg

[Nova.]

i prefer sand nigger.

[Sable]

Dune coons.

[caspernz]

I think of towel heads as 'pull starts' and even that is non PC apparently?!?

[sootie]

Around the 12 th century the Europeans sent the Crusaders to the middle east.
Go see for yourself what hooligans these people really were, and unfortunately they were my ancestors.

If you do not already know, find out what the word "algorithm" means.
Then find out what people invented the word & what for.
If you own a computer, cellphone or modern car, the concept is vital to its operation.

I will admit, I prefer the western ideas on justice - but -

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

[SMOKEU]

Camel jockey.

[haydes55]

Sand monkey

[awayatc]

I think of towel heads as 'pull starts' and even that is non PC apparently?!?

Get it all straight please....

pull start if they got pull-cord piled on top of head

push start it they got red button on forehead......

[SMOKEU]

I usually refer to them as "snackbars", since they usually keep repeating "allahu akbar", so that got shortened to "akbars", and finally, "snackbars". Takbir!

[Usarka]

I usually refer to them as "snackbars", since they usually keep repeating "allahu akbar", so that got shortened to "akbars", and finally, "snackbars". Takbir!

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/allahu-akbar-akbar-demotivational-poster-1274411005.jpg

[meteor]

Get it all straight please....

pull start if they got pull-cord piled on top of head

push start it they got red button on forehead......

And those that don't have either... kick start!

[Road kill]

When I walked into my local gas station this morning one of the two young guys that own the place was talking to his off sider in a language I didn't recognise so I asked him what it was.

He said it was Fasi,an then went on to say he also spoke Punjabi,Arabic and of course English.

When I asked how long it had taken him to learn English he said "1 year,,which would be about right as when I first met him he'd only just bought the place an was pretty hard to understand back then.

As we got talking,he went on to say he'd learnt to speak English mainly from his customers during his day to day work.

So that's 4 languages and owns his own business that he and his brother got most of the funds to buy over 3 years working in the local market gardens,,,which is also where he/they learnt to speak Punjabi.

So,a dumb towel head that's been in NZ less than 10 years,speaks 4 languages,and he and his brother own their own business.

Makes me think,,,You racist wankers really do have a lot to be scared of,,and you show it so well:laugh:

[Laava]

My bro worked with an indian guy who lived in SA and also saudi at some time. He was an auto detailer at the nissan stealership my bro was a mechanic at. He spoke four languages, indian, english, arabic and afrikaans. The foreman at work was giving him shit about his dodgy pronunciation etc and he lost his rag. "I can speak four languages! How many languages you can speak fuckin!"

[madandy]

When I walked into my local gas station this morning one of the two young guys that own the place was talking to his off sider in a language I didn't recognise so I asked him what it was.

He said it was Fasi,an then went on to say he also spoke Punjabi,Arabic and of course English.

When I asked how long it had taken him to learn English he said "1 year,,which would be about right as when I first met him he'd only just bought the place an was pretty hard to understand back then.

As we got talking,he went on to say he'd learnt to speak English mainly from his customers during his day to day work.

So that's 4 languages and owns his own business that he and his brother got most of the funds to buy over 3 years working in the local market gardens,,,which is also where he/they learnt to speak Punjabi.

So,a dumb towel head that's been in NZ less than 10 years,speaks 4 languages,and he and his brother own their own business.

Makes me think,,,You racist wankers really do have a lot to be scared of,,and you show it so well:laugh:

Ya fuckin' right!
If the winging, bludging, under priveledged or culturally disadvantaged or what ever shit pricks in this country had half the work ethic and monetary nouce these guys have New Zealand would be in a better situation regarding welfare, immigration and the increasing taxation of the working class.

[Grubber]

Ya fuckin' right!
If the winging, bludging, under priveledged or culturally disadvantaged or what ever shit pricks in this country had half the work ethic and monetary nouce these guys have New Zealand would be in a better situation regarding welfare, immigration and the increasing taxation of the working class.


When I walked into my local gas station this morning one of the two young guys that own the place was talking to his off sider in a language I didn't recognise so I asked him what it was.

He said it was Fasi,an then went on to say he also spoke Punjabi,Arabic and of course English.

When I asked how long it had taken him to learn English he said "1 year,,which would be about right as when I first met him he'd only just bought the place an was pretty hard to understand back then.

As we got talking,he went on to say he'd learnt to speak English mainly from his customers during his day to day work.

So that's 4 languages and owns his own business that he and his brother got most of the funds to buy over 3 years working in the local market gardens,,,which is also where he/they learnt to speak Punjabi.

So,a dumb towel head that's been in NZ less than 10 years,speaks 4 languages,and he and his brother own their own business.

Makes me think,,,You racist wankers really do have a lot to be scared of,,and you show it so well:laugh:

Absolutely agree on all counts. it's only the jealous that make comments of a racial nature. I have 2 iraq's working for me and i wouldn't be without either of them. They make the white boy look rather silly at times.:facepalm:

[YellowDog]

When I walked into my local gas station this morning one of the two young guys that own the place was talking to his off sider in a language I didn't recognise so I asked him what it was.

He said it was Fasi,an then went on to say he also spoke Punjabi,Arabic and of course English.

When I asked how long it had taken him to learn English he said "1 year,,which would be about right as when I first met him he'd only just bought the place an was pretty hard to understand back then.

As we got talking,he went on to say he'd learnt to speak English mainly from his customers during his day to day work.

So that's 4 languages and owns his own business that he and his brother got most of the funds to buy over 3 years working in the local market gardens,,,which is also where he/they learnt to speak Punjabi.

So,a dumb towel head that's been in NZ less than 10 years,speaks 4 languages,and he and his brother own their own business.

Makes me think,,,You racist wankers really do have a lot to be scared of,,and you show it so well:laugh:

Well that is quite right. The potential opportunities us white boys turn down, 'cos we don't fancy them, could well be the ones that others from tougher backgrounds embrace with open arms and do whatever they have to make them a success.

I say good luck and well done to them. Their grand kids will most likely be like the rest of us :lol:

Your comments however have nothing whatsoever to do with the joke at the start of this thread. I have indian & Iraqi friends too whom are able to laugh at stereotypical humour, without a problem and without taking the humour as a personal insult.

[Maha]

I wonder if they shower with those towels on?....:corn:

[Fatjim]

In my experience, English speaking European males are one of the least racist groups. Its just that until you travel, and feel out of place in a foreign country, that you realise how racist other peoples are.

Remember racism takes on many forms, from pure hatred, to dislike, distrust, etc. And none of us are exempt from some form or another at some time or another.

[SMOKEU]

I have 2 iraq's working for me and i wouldn't be without either of them. They make the white boy look rather silly at times.:facepalm:

Have they showed you their suicide bombs yet?

[Road kill]

Well that is quite right. The potential opportunities us white boys turn down, 'cos we don't fancy them, could well be the ones that others from tougher backgrounds embrace with open arms and do whatever they have to make them a success.

I say good luck and well done to them. Their grand kids will most likely be like the rest of us :lol:

Your comments however have nothing whatsoever to do with the joke at the start of this thread. I have indian & Iraqi friends too whom are able to laugh at stereotypical humour, without a problem and without taking the humour as a personal insult.

I think they have everything to do with yet another poor taste fuckwit race joke,because it shows the stupidity of it .

And I don't believe a fucking word you say so you may as well save it for somebody that cares.:violin:

[Road kill]

In my experience, English speaking European males are one of the least racist groups. Its just that until you travel, and feel out of place in a foreign country, that you realise how racist other peoples are.

Remember racism takes on many forms, from pure hatred, to dislike, distrust, etc. And none of us are exempt from some form or another at some time or another.

Yeah you are right,,I hate South Africans,,,so she's all good aye bro'.:laugh:

[Road kill]

Have they showed you their suicide bombs yet?

Nah,their in the mail to your place.

Enjoy.

[YellowDog]

Thought you might want to consider getting on board early....

A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof!

[scumdog]

Have they showed you their suicide bombs yet?

Are you that silly white boy he was speaking about?? <_<

[Jantar]

...If you do not already know, find out what the word "algorithm" means.
.....

Algorithm: (n) The steady pace maintained by Al Gore during sex.

[munster]

Algorithm: (n) The steady pace maintained by Al Gore during sex.
Al Gore? Sex? - thanks for the image that I didn't want in my head :-)

[Berries]

Nah,their in the mail to your place.
I take it English isn't your first language either.

[Maha]

Have they showed you their suicide bombs yet?

Party trick if you're a smoker...

Take you shoes off, take a big drag on a smoke and slowly blow the smoke into the shoes, place 'smouldring' (great effect) shoes on the floor and say ''this is the remains of a suicide bomber''.

[Banditbandit]

I have 2 iraq's working for me and i wouldn't be without either of them. They make the white boy look rather silly at times.:facepalm:


Have they showed you their suicide bombs yet?

Point proven !!!!!

[Drew]

Hahahahaha, internet arguments over racism.

I'm not very bright, this has been proven repeatedly. But I'm not dumb enough to get dragged into one of these again!:facepalm:

[Nova.]

Hahahahaha, internet arguments over racism.

I'm not very bright, this has been proven repeatedly. But I'm not dumb enough to get dragged into one of these again!:facepalm:

too late! :2guns:

[Usarka]

Hahahahaha, internet arguments over racism.

I'm not very bright, this has been proven repeatedly. But I'm not dumb enough to get dragged into one of these again!:facepalm:

Yeah, the 27th time was one too many! :rofl:

[Drew]

Yeah, the 27th time was one too many! :rofl:I'm happy that you're happy:yes:

[Berries]

Hahahahaha, internet arguments over racism.

I'm not very bright, this has been proven repeatedly. But I'm not dumb enough to get dragged into one of these again!:facepalm:
Is it cos you is black?

[Brett]

Around the 12 th century the Europeans sent the Crusaders to the middle east.
Go see for yourself what hooligans these people really were, and unfortunately they were my ancestors.

If you do not already know, find out what the word "algorithm" means.
Then find out what people invented the word & what for.
If you own a computer, cellphone or modern car, the concept is vital to its operation.

I will admit, I prefer the western ideas on justice - but -

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

"The word algorithm comes from the name of the 9th century Persian Muslim mathematician Abu Abdullah Muhammad ibn Musa Al-Khwarizmi. The word algorism originally referred only to the rules of performing arithmetic using Hindu-Arabic numerals but evolved via European Latin translation of Al-Khwarizmi's name into algorithm by the 18th century. The use of the word evolved to include all definite procedures for solving problems or performing tasks" From wikipedia.
What's the issue popps?

[Brett]

Yeah you are right,,I hate South Africans,,,so she's all good aye bro'.:laugh:

Not all of us South Africans are racist. I fucking HATE racism...there is no excuse for it. Disliking another person based on colour/culture is retarded. There is nothing wrong with disliking people because of their behaviours and actions though.

Oh...and don't go getting all sanctimonious in a jokes thread fool. If everyone did that...think of how angry all of the Irishmen and blondes out there would be. They too might start saying "Allah Akbar" and going "chik BOOOOOOOOOOOOM" over every little thing.

[Drew]

Besides, the joke is only funny, because it's true.:shit:

.:laugh::laugh::laugh::nya::rofl:

[Road kill]

Not all of us South Africans are racist. I fucking HATE racism...there is no excuse for it. Disliking another person based on colour/culture is retarded. There is nothing wrong with disliking people because of their behaviours and actions though.

Oh...and don't go getting all sanctimonious in a jokes thread fool. If everyone did that...think of how angry all of the Irishmen and blondes out there would be. They too might start saying "Allah Akbar" and going "chik BOOOOOOOOOOOOM" over every little thing.

Got you though didn't I.

:bleh: