The good, the bad & the ugly

[MSTRS]

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you.

[bugjuice]

yup, those are pretty nasty.. here's my personal experiance for this morning I've just gone thru:

Good: just finished my first 'wake-me-up' coffee of the morning
Bad: there's something at the bottom of the cup
Ugly: someone emptied the dishwasher before setting it to wash
Way ugly: My office has over 100 peeps on this floor, most ugly men, and this isn't the mug I had on Friday

yuk.

[Aaron717]

Just sent that out to my office very funny indeed :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Az

[Sniper]

Thats pretty good

[MSTRS]

yup, those are pretty nasty.. here's my personal experiance for this morning I've just gone thru:

Good: just finished my first 'wake-me-up' coffee of the morning
Bad: there's something at the bottom of the cup
Ugly: someone emptied the dishwasher before setting it to wash
Way ugly: My office has over 100 peeps on this floor, most ugly men, and this isn't the mug I had on Friday

yuk.
Poor bastard - bling sent to compensate
Edit - gotta be a whore ist - oh well - it's the thought that counts. :yes:

[placidfemme]

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

:rofl: burn!!!

[bugjuice]

Poor bastard - bling sent to compensate
Edit - gotta be a whore ist - oh well - it's the thought that counts. :yes:
someone has washed the mugs now and taken them out of the machine.. I've changed mine, and put the old one back in the dishwasher..