Hav your cake and eat it too

[placidfemme]

Caution not for the weak hearted lol

(oh and no fantasizing about this hottie either :nono: )

[bugjuice]

holy schmokes.. who ate all the pie shops..??

[placidfemme]

holy schmokes.. who ate all the pie shops..??

lol the pie shops were her main course... she's onto the dessert now...

[ManDownUnder]

PF you gotta WARN people when you're going to post pics like that



:puke:

[Lou Girardin]

There's not enough flour in the world to make sex with that possible.

[WRT]

Ah, the old "roll them in flour and go for the wet spot" . . . a favourite of lover's of larger women everywhere.

Until they accidentally get an armpit, that is . . .

Or were you discussing the cake? ;)

[Stroker Girl]

There's not enough flour in the world to make sex with that possible.

You could always strap a plank of 4x2 on ya arse and hope for the best! :puke:

[SixPackBack]

Guys.......once you've had fat there's no going back [if only she was old :whistle: ]

[ManDownUnder]

Guys.......once you've had fat there's no going back

What - you mean it'd kill ya?

Once in a lifetime opportunity - like praying mantises?

[SixPackBack]

What - you mean it'd kill ya?

Once in a lifetime opportunity - like praying mantises?

How many drinks before you would tackle it?............

[ManDownUnder]

How many drinks before you would tackle it?............

About 3 vats...

[SixPackBack]

About 3 vats...

a single nip of tequila.........i is easy and cheap, and not proud at all :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

a single nip of tequila.........i is easy and cheap, and not proud at all :rofl:

you hussy!:rofl:

[GN1NiteStnd]

dang, thats a whole lotta rosie right there! not enough piss in the world!!!

[Lou Girardin]

You could always strap a plank of 4x2 on ya arse and hope for the best! :puke:

And once the undulations start, you just relax and ride the wave.

[ManDownUnder]

And once the undulations start, you just relax and ride the wave.

but imagine the "her on top" approach...

"... hey - where'd he go?"

"mmmmfff mf mmmmmmfffffmmmmmmffff!!!!!!"

[placidfemme]

but imagine the "her on top" approach...

"... hey - where'd he go?"

"mmmmfff mf mmmmmmfffffmmmmmmffff!!!!!!"

:rofl: lol

*is thinking you'd need a wet suit and a winch hooked up to the bottom of the bed... dive in... winch yourself out lol

[NC]

Mmmm cake :love:

[SixPackBack]

Mmmm cake :love:

Was thinking of you today sweetheart :love:

[mstriumph]

:rofl: it's an education just hanging out wit youse guys/gals :yes:

[SPman]

As Billy Connelly would say " Hey, I can see my house from up here.......!"


:drinkup::drinkup::drinkup::drinkup::drinkup:

[NC]

Was thinking of you today sweetheart :love:
Me eating cake? I bet..
Where's my friggen cake?

[texmo]

sex with fat chicks is like having sex on a water bed without the actual water bed...

[Hitcher]

There's not enough flour in the world to make sex with that possible.
Or Eno either...

[NotaGoth]

i am now very tempted to roll myself in flour just for the hell of it..

[SixPackBack]

i am now very tempted to roll myself in flour just for the hell of it..

We would like graphic proof......a suitable series of pictures would suffice :devil2:

[Hitcher]

i am now very tempted to roll myself in flour just for the hell of it..
Self-raising, perhaps?

[mstriumph]

... nobody has brought me flours for suuuuuuuuuuuch a long time ... :no:

[Hitcher]

You don't bring me flowers
You don't sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When I come thru the door
At the end of the day

I remember when
You couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after lovin' me late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feelin' alright
Well you just roll over
And turn out the light
And you don't bring me flowers anymore

It used to be so natural
To talk about forever
But "used to be's" don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor
'Til we sweep them away

And baby, I remember
All the things you taught me
I learned how to laugh
And I learned how to cry
Well I leared how to love
And I learned how to lie
So you'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
You don't bring me flowers anymore

Well you'd think I could learn
how to tell you 'goodbye'
You don't say you need me
You don't sing me love songs
You don't bring me flowers anymore

[placidfemme]

You don't bring me flowers
You don't sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When I come thru the door
At the end of the day

I remember when
You couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after lovin' me late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feelin' alright
Well you just roll over
And turn out the light
And you don't bring me flowers anymore

It used to be so natural
To talk about forever
But "used to be's" don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor
'Til we sweep them away

And baby, I remember
All the things you taught me
I learned how to laugh
And I learned how to cry
Well I leared how to love
And I learned how to lie
So you'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
You don't bring me flowers anymore

Well you'd think I could learn
how to tell you 'goodbye'
You don't say you need me
You don't sing me love songs
You don't bring me flowers anymore

Thats a sad song :(

*but I like it lol*

[ManDownUnder]

Thats a sad song :(

*but I like it lol*

And as we all know - Sad songs say so much!

[Postie]

Guys.......once you've had fat there's no going back [if only she was old :whistle: ]


Sixpack, were you in the movie Whale Rider???????

[placidfemme]

Sixpack, were you in the movie Whale Rider???????

hey don't bust his cover... :rofl: