Proper work posture

[Postie]

ladies and blokes
A guide to good work practice, please take note.

[Postie]

ladies and blokes
A guide to good work practice, please take note.


theres more....

[Postie]

and 2 more......

[ManDownUnder]

Yup - it'd make me get to work faster...!

[bugjuice]

wow, so many I was getting wrong.. thanx for clearing that up bro..
can this be any female too, or are there ethics involved there?

[Postie]

any female that is wearing a short skirt is fair game....apparantly

[SixPackBack]

What if she's 70?

[ManDownUnder]

wow, so many I was getting wrong.. thanx for clearing that up bro..
can this be any female too, or are there ethics involved there?

I did an ethics paper as part of my business degree... and they didn't cover this...

So that clearly rules out any ethical issues right?

Gotta admit there are a few on there that really appeal.... ooo la la!:whistle:

[MSTRS]

What if she's 70?
.....or your Mother?

[HDTboy]

What if she's 70?
Get her on your bike :devil2:

[SixPackBack]

Apply the shocker with cheese....yeah baby :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

Apply the shocker with cheese....yeah baby :devil2:

err (and I'm really scared to ask this..)

..."with cheese"?

[bugjuice]

laws are stupid, and women shouldn't slap. Wasn't my fault my pen fell on the floor infront of the office chick.. they should be so up themselves sometimes. Doesn't help she's in the legal team. The particular position in question isn't illustrated here. But I can say it does not work. Be careful who you choose here.. aparently, I can't just go round asking what colour their knickers are either.. work sux, I'm going home.

[SixPackBack]

err (and I'm really scared to ask this..)

..."with cheese"?

Sorry Nigel even .SPB. would feel uncomfortable explaining the procedure here.........see www.urbandictionary.com

[bugjuice]

Sorry Nigel even .SPB. would feel uncomfortable explaining the procedure here.........see www.urbandictionary.com
sweet.. finally, something worthy of replacing the 'peace-two-fingers'.. We need a group ride, with fingies (http://www.urbandictionary.com/images.php?imageid=21920) showin now..

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry Nigel even .SPB. would feel uncomfortable explaining the procedure here.........see www.urbandictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com)

uh huh...

thumb or tongue huh? hmmm....

[WRT]

Sorry Nigel even .SPB. would feel uncomfortable explaining the procedure here.........see www.urbandictionary.com

LOL - "2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney" . . .

Would have thought that the "with cheese" bit was just a natural part of it? What else would you do with your thumb?

:whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

laws are stupid, and women shouldn't slap. Wasn't my fault my pen fell on the floor infront of the office chick.. they should be so up themselves sometimes. Doesn't help she's in the legal team. The particular position in question isn't illustrated here. But I can say it does not work. Be careful who you choose here.. aparently, I can't just go round asking what colour their knickers are either.. work sux, I'm going home.

it's a hard road finding the perfect woman - sounds like you're looking though :rofl:

[bugjuice]

it's a hard road finding the perfect woman - sounds like you're looking though :rofl:
fuksake... over 400 people in this building, at a guess a quarter are girls below 30, quarter still are in the 'not bad' basket, and not one.. come on girls.. give a man a break here.. geeeeezzz

[ManDownUnder]

fuksake... over 400 people in this building, at a guess a quarter are girls below 30, quarter still are in the 'not bad' basket, and not one.. come on girls.. give a man a break here.. geeeeezzz

yeah but... any jobs going??????????

re the girls - would you mind if you tried them on for size do you think?

[bugjuice]

yeah but... any jobs going??????????

re the girls - would you mind if you tried them on for size do you think?
mine if you want..
do I mind if I try them on for size? that's what I'm trying to do!!! I just want to find the right one that's a little tight, but willing to give a little.. ya know..?

[ManDownUnder]

mine if you want..
do I mind if I try them on for size? that's what I'm trying to do!!! I just want to find the right one that's a little tight, but willing to give a little.. ya know..?

:love: yeah - I know :love:

[froggyfrenchman]

if anybody knows a woman engineer, send her to furnware industries in hastings

[bugjuice]

if anybody knows a woman engineer, send her to furnware industries in hastings
as soon as I finish a test ride. Can't be sending crap your way now, can we..

[Sniper]

Bastard, I almost got arrested today and a work mate wont speak to me now

PT

[Stroker Girl]

[QUOTE=WRT]LOL - "2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney" . . .

Nice! Or "2 in the goo, 1 in the poo". Or whatever variation takes your fancy :devil2:

[Beemer]

What if she's 70?

If she's 70, I thought the done thing was to chuck her on the back of your bike. Whoops, haven't you already done that? :rofl: