There's still a fuckhead out there

[fuknK1W1]

It's amazing how much thought can go through your mind in a split second...
I was coming back from dropping my daughter off at the train station as we live in the "outer" metro area I drive through dunes and there are alot of dirt bikes hooning around generally making a nuisance of themselves while they have there fun...anyway thsi clown on a dirt bike suddenly appeared out of the dunes and on the road in front of me I saw him before he saw me...for a split second I contemplated taking him out...it would've been too easy with no risk of legal complications either. I bet the fucker doesn't know how lucky he is, I was in our "good" car...he does know I was none too happy with him as turned around & gave him the one fingered salute as he pulled a mono at 100K's beside the road...fuck I'm still shaking as i write this...

[scumdog]

It's amazing how much thought can go through your mind in a split second...
I was coming back from dropping my daughter off at the train station as we live in the "outer" metro area I drive through dunes and there are alot of dirt bikes hooning around generally making a nuisance of themselves while they have there fun...anyway thsi clown on a dirt bike suddenly appeared out of the dunes and on the road in front of me I saw him before he saw me...for a split second I contemplated taking him out...it would've been too easy with no risk of legal complications either. I bet the fucker doesn't know how lucky he is, I was in our "good" car...he does know I was none too happy with him as turned around & gave him the one fingered salute as he pulled a mono at 100K's beside the road...fuck I'm still shaking as i write this...

Does your sig apply in this case??:whistle::innocent:

[Drew]

You actually considered knocking someone off a motor bike? On what grounds, he scared you?

What a fuckin ball bag!


Does your sig apply in this case??:whistle::innocent:I was thinking the same thing.

[FJRider]

So you knew dirt bikes were likely to be about ... and you continued at speed anyway ... :rolleyes:


And were suprised when one did appear ... :wacko:

And you claim there would be no "Legal Complications" ... :lol:

[Headbanger]

Does your sig apply in this case??:whistle::innocent:

or the thread title....

[MIXONE]

Who's that trip trapping on my bridge...

[fuknK1W1]

You actually considered knocking someone off a motor bike? On what grounds, he scared you?
On the grounds of his reckless disregard for his own well being. If you need any proof that motorcyclists don't all love each other hang around here a bit longer.


So you knew dirt bikes were likely to be about ... and you continued at speed anyway ... :rolleyes:


Nah I had a man with a red flag walking in front of me :girlfight:
He could just as easily have taken out a MAMIL, one of the many who frequent the area.


Who's that trip trapping on my bridge...
Yep guilty as charged:devil2:

[Berries]

Bloody cagers/Australians.

[macka77]

he did a wheelie at one hundy k! you should be jelous give the guy the thums up next time, it sounds like you pood yourself really

[007XX]

Am I the only one smelling a furry troll here?

Meh, moving right along...

[Drew]

Am I the only one smelling a furry troll here?

Dunno. Are you chewing rug?

[007XX]

Dunno. Are you chewing rug?


Merely having my face buried in one, no chewing at this point thanks.

[Metal Doctor]

he did a wheelie at one hundy k! you should be jelous give the guy the thums up next time

was thinking the same:laugh:

[Metal Doctor]

what was fuckhead riding? bet it was a KTM! cos mine can do a hundy on the back wheel!

[fuknK1W1]

he did a wheelie at one hundy k! you should be jelous give the guy the thums up next time, it sounds like you pood yourself really
he did a wheelie at one hundy k! IN THE DIRT I'm too old for that shit now...would've been jealous years ago:bleh:
Damn right I shit myself...I saw him well before he saw me...if a car had been coming towards I would NOT have crossed the white line & he would have copped it...if I had not been as attentive as I was he would have copped it...



Who's that trip trapping on my bridge...
Yep guilty as charged:devil2:

Am I the only one smelling a furry troll here? :no:

Meh, moving right along...
Are you blonde?
Actually it's a balding Troll

I knew Kiwibitcher would be good for bite:violin:

[bogan]

Looks like he's in 'straya, was probably just a 'roo being ridden by a drop bear...

[fuknK1W1]

what was fuckhead riding? bet it was a KTM! cos mine can do a hundy on the back wheel!

Ever seen a bumper sticker...
IF IT AINT ORANGE IT'S A LEMON

[Banditbandit]

You actually considered knocking someone off a motor bike? On what grounds, he scared you?

What a fuckin ball bag!

I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah .. get in a car and he becomes a typical cage driver ...

[007XX]

Are you blonde?


What's it to ya? Need a folicular donation to counteract your dwindling testosterone levels?



Actually it's a balding Troll

I rest my case :shifty:

[Drew]

What's it to ya? Need a folicular donation to counteract your dwindling testosterone levels?



I rest my case :shifty:Ummmm, it' a high level of testosterone that is the root (no pun intended) cause of hair loss. An hereditary condition from the maternal side of all things.

[007XX]

Ummmm, it' a high level of testosterone that is the root (no pun intended) cause of hair loss. An hereditary condition from the maternal side of all things.

So I heard. But did you seriously expect our very sharp couterpart here to know about that until you so gallantly pointed it out?

[Drew]

So I heard. But did you seriously expect our very sharp couterpart here to know about that until you so gallantly pointed it out?It's quite common knowledge.

Report card.

V shows potential, but she must apply herself to take full advantage.

[007XX]

It's quite common knowledge.

Report card.

V shows potential, but she must apply herself to take full advantage.

Meh, I don't feel the need to apply myself to shit with trolls. They're just a waste of keyboard tapping.


(And you can kiss my lily white butt on this note, cos you're as bad as I :bleh:)

[Drew]

(And you can kiss my lily white butt on this note, cos you're as bad as I :bleh:)Hmmmm, I've seen pictures...

[007XX]

Hmmmm, I've seen pictures...


Ha... So has everybody else, don't feel too special love.

A butt is a butt is a butt. Did you actually participate on that one or were you too chicken? I honestly can't recall...

[Banditbandit]

Hmmmm, I've seen pictures...


Ha... So has everybody else, don't feel too special love.



Oy ... there's other around who would like to see your butt too ... should I feel deprived?

And no - not all butts are the same

[007XX]

Oy ... there's other around who would like to see your butt too ... should I feel deprived?

And no - not all butts are the same

Lol... No m'dear, no need to feel deprived I assure you. This is old KB crap which was fun back then but needs to go to sleep now as it was contextual to a lot of folks who are no longer participating in the site's fun factor unfortunately.

And what I meant in regards to a butt is a butt, is that once you've seen one, you kind of have seen them all. Tis a piece of flesh, tis all.

[Edbear]

Lol... No m'dear, no need to feel deprived I assure you. This is old KB crap which was fun back then but needs to go to sleep now as it was contextual to a lot of folks who are no longer participating in the site's fun factor unfortunately.

And what I meant in regards to a butt is a butt, is that once you've seen one, you kind of have seen them all. Tis a piece of flesh, tis all.

Hey, don't sell it short! I get to see a cute butt every day and I never tire of it! :msn-wink:

[Banditbandit]

And what I meant in regards to a butt is a butt, is that once you've seen one, you kind of have seen them all. Tis a piece of flesh, tis all.

Noooo ..... some are nice to look at, some are terrible and some are downright sexy ..


http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/butts.jpg

[007XX]

Hey, don't sell it short! I get to see a cute butt every day and I never tire of it! :msn-wink:

I don't sell it, full stop... Although that would be one way to pay for my studies :msn-wink:
(Not sure hubby would agree though lol)



Noooo ..... some are nice to look at, some are terrible and some are downright sexy ..
]

How the hell did a thread like this led to a chat about my arse??? Seriously people... :Offtopic:

[Maha]

How the hell did a thread like this led to a chat about my arse??? Seriously people... :Offtopic:

Incredible I know....:confused:

[Drew]

Lol... No m'dear, no need to feel deprived I assure you. This is old KB crap which was fun back then but needs to go to sleep now as it was contextual to a lot of folks who are no longer participating in the site's fun factor unfortunately.

And what I meant in regards to a butt is a butt, is that once you've seen one, you kind of have seen them all. Tis a piece of flesh, tis all.I featured in the resurection thread. Just to show off the branding.

[ellipsis]

How the hell did a thread like this led to a chat about my arse??? Seriously people... :Offtopic:


...the west island op/troll sure got what he wanted out of you lot...

[007XX]

Incredible I know....:confused:

Oi... You'll keep! :spanking:


I featured in the resurection thread. Just to show off the branding.

Memorable, I'm sure... :bleh:


...the west island op/troll sure got what he wanted out of you lot...

Not really. It is now a succesfully hijacked thread talking about arse.

[scumdog]

How the hell did a thread like this led to a chat about my arse??? Seriously people... :Offtopic:

How could it NOT???:shifty::drool:

[007XX]

Gah... *thud*

[crust2013]

YEA and driving the good car ha ha such is the perfect cry bout motorcyclist ,
Time to ride more hukfed ........

[Banditbandit]

How the hell did a thread like this led to a chat about my arse??? Seriously people... :Offtopic:

I think you've been around long enough to know that you don't get "serious" on KB ...

[007XX]

I think you've been around long enough to know that you don't get "serious" on KB ...


Touché.

Now I shall go off and reminisce upon the glorious days when I gave a hoot and *actually* felt like arguing a point on here...

[fuknK1W1]

...the west island op/troll sure got what he wanted out of you lot...
Well the fish aren't biting at the moment...they too busy chowing down on the Abalone fisher who got drowned on Sunday:yes: