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tigertim20
3rd November 2012, 21:50
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/190384/man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly/

mashman
3rd November 2012, 22:06
Men eh. Wonder how drunk he was before he married her and then knocking her up.

scumdog
3rd November 2012, 22:11
Men eh. Wonder how drunk he was before he married her and then knocking her up.

Not too drunk I'd say - or he would have been incapable of 'knocking her up'

mashman
3rd November 2012, 22:15
Not too drunk I'd say - or he would have been incapable of 'knocking her up'

cannot spread etc...

That doesn't happen to everyone ya know

Gremlin
4th November 2012, 00:26
Sounds like she had surgery, then they met, married, knocked her up and out came an ugly baby.

Seems surgery doesn't alter genetics :lol:

awayatc
4th November 2012, 06:07
my wife got prescription glasses the other day......

same sort of thing...

Poor girl.

Akzle
4th November 2012, 08:03
my wife got prescription glasses the other day......

same sort of thing...

Poor girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjCxyruU8NI

The Lone Rider
4th November 2012, 09:10
Find me a legal precedence that lets me sue the girlfriend for being such a bitch, and pay out is in the form of a non-bitch girlfriend.

You can have my money if you find it.

PrincessBandit
4th November 2012, 13:32
my wife got prescription glasses the other day......

same sort of thing...

Poor girl.

Ha, to quote (roughly) lines from a show I once played for: Man to woman "Without your glasses you're actually very pretty" Woman's reply "Without my glasses, you are handsome".

Tigadee
5th November 2012, 10:32
Having worked in the advertising and photography industry, and also as a journalist who at one time interviewed a number of models, I can tell you some things for certain:
1. You don't have to be beautiful or pretty to be a model, just good facial bone structure and/or height
2. Photoshop can work wonders
3. Makeup can work wonders
4. Lighting can work wonders
5. Clothes can work wonders
6. Camera angles can work wonders
7. Models are over-hyped skinny bimbos (well, most are - I actually met one who was a national athlete and a Masters of Business Management degree holder)

Cosmetic surgery may alter a person superficially into an ideal, but doesn't change the person inside.