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scumdog
17th November 2012, 19:42
'This is the fancy valve decorated cap with four electrons ,which is made by metal material.which can instead of the orginal bad valve cap of the tyre ,also show the beauty characteristic of the tyre . '


WTF???:blink:

Chinglish I expect.

Drew
17th November 2012, 19:45
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, that's fuckin awesome!

AllanB
17th November 2012, 20:34
Linky quick please. I am sure I need one for the Honda.

Usarka
17th November 2012, 20:48
Have you got a buy now?

pzkpfw
17th November 2012, 21:39
That googles up all over the place.

http://www.lightinthebox.com/TIRE-VALVES-SYD-004--SZC716-_p55334.html

scumdog
17th November 2012, 21:54
Hmmm $10.90 (and more) in NZ, $3.24 in the US....:pinch:

JimO
17th November 2012, 21:59
Hmmm $10.90 (and more) in NZ, $3.24 in the US....:pinch:
looking to give the harley a bit of a lift scummy??:laugh:

Jantar
17th November 2012, 22:06
I just had to ask a question on this one http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/performance/other/auction-533823741.htm

"Do the four electrons each come with a matching proton or is that extra?"

Now lets see what the reply is. :innocent:

idb
17th November 2012, 22:32
I just had to ask a question on this one http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/performance/other/auction-533823741.htm

"Do the four electrons each come with a matching proton or is that extra?"

Now lets see what the reply is. :innocent:

Two atoms are talking in a bar.
One says "I've lost an electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "I'm positive".

Drew
18th November 2012, 09:16
I just had to ask a question on this one http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/performance/other/auction-533823741.htm

"Do the four electrons each come with a matching proton or is that extra?"

Now lets see what the reply is. :innocent:Hope your account gets blocked, you fuckin dick.

scumdog
18th November 2012, 09:19
Hope your account gets blocked, you fuckin dick.

And good morning to you too! :shit:

Ya sell these things or what???...

Drew
18th November 2012, 09:24
And good morning to you too! :shit:

Ya sell these things or what???...Na, my description would be in my slightly better engrish.

I just don't see the point in asking stupid questions, just to feel superior.

I am a dick online. I make quite a serious effort to piss everyone off most of the time. I dont think it's the same though, as possibly fucking up someones auction by making them look stupid. Besides, when i really fuck someone off it only makes me look as stupid as I am.

FJRider
18th November 2012, 11:11
I just had to ask a question on this one

"Do the four electrons each come with a matching proton or is that extra?"

Now lets see what the reply is. :innocent:

One unanswered question ... I guess there's your answer.

Subike
18th November 2012, 11:46
"Do the four electrons each come with a matching proton or is that extra?"

thats one of them funny little cars from taiwain, right,
You want one of them?
I guess when you fit the fancy valve caps it might go better

Virago
18th November 2012, 12:27
I tried studying atomic structure a few years ago. I got a book out of the library entitled "ATOM" - when I got home I found it was part of the Auckland phone book...

Berries
18th November 2012, 13:28
I dont think it's the same though, as possibly fucking up someones auction by making them look stupid.
If you copy and paste from somewhere else and keep the glaringly obvious mistakes then you are stupid. It doesn't need dickhead questions to point that out.

In the words of the trader, they just make it additional funny out loud laugh.

BigAl
18th November 2012, 14:23
Lol, not to miss out on a bit of fun I asked

"will they fit the power valves on my Yamaha?"

Now 'spray an wok away':laugh:

Jantar
18th November 2012, 17:32
D'ya know who won't have a sense of humour Jantar ya cock? The guy trying to sell something to make some coin.

I know kiwis are fuckwits when it comes to someone making a profit, but sabotaging their auction is a pole smoking, arrogant, obnoxious, self deluded thing to do.

Ignore list for you cunt hooks.

Now how is asking a legitimate question sabotaging their auction? The question was never answered for anyone to see anyhow.

However, the vendor did offer me a fixed price buy option when the auction closed with no bids. I do wonder why he'd imagine that I'd be interseted in buying at the same price as the auction started at when he didn't even give me the courtesy of an answer to my question.

Drew
18th November 2012, 17:53
Now how is asking a legitimate question sabotaging their auction? The question was never answered for anyone to see anyhow.

However, the vendor did offer me a fixed price buy option when the auction with no bids. I do wonder why he'd imagine that I'd be interseted in buying at the same price as the auction started at when he didn't even give me the courtesy of an answer to my question.

Legitimate question my ass. You were trying to be clever...Keep fuckin trying.

Anyhoo, now that I'm on the 'puter instead of the phone...

FJRider
18th November 2012, 18:28
I know kiwis are fuckwits when it comes to someone making a profit, but sabotaging their auction is a pole smoking, arrogant, obnoxious, self deluded thing to do.



The trader lists their location as Auckland (as such probably fits your description perfectly) . And judging by their feedback ... not entirely popular (as one might expect from an Aucklander).

They are selling heaps of other cheap "Motoring" products .... The product will most likely be re-listed with better wording ... maybe.

MIXONE
18th November 2012, 20:29
I loved it.Descriptions like that keep me entertained.

Daffyd
18th November 2012, 21:47
thats one of them funny little cars from taiwain, right,


Malaysia... Proton Saga. Originally a copy of an early Mitsubishi Colt. Now a design in their own right.

Berries
18th November 2012, 22:20
Isn't Proton Saga what Movember is all about?

Banditbandit
19th November 2012, 08:32
I hate electrons !!!! I hate chasing the fuckers - you can never see them or where they are going !!! Especially when the little fuckers go somewhere they should not !!!

F5 Dave
20th November 2012, 16:49
Legitimate question my ass. You were trying to be clever...Keep fuckin trying.
..
And he succeeded. Made me laugh, something you've never managed. Top work I say if the auction is for some useless tat sold from offshore. I have a stalker who always post when I occasionally sell stuff. i wouldn't mind if it was a bit funny.

Drew
20th November 2012, 16:54
Made me laugh, something you've never managed.OMG, have I not? I will do whatever it takes to get a smile from you in the future.

I didn't comment as to weather he was funny or not you friggin muppet!

scumdog
20th November 2012, 16:55
Wow, next thing it will be hand-bags at ten paces - to the death!

Drew
20th November 2012, 16:56
Wow, next thing it will be hand-bags at ten paces - to the death!Dave's got short legs. He'll need to walk twelve paces.

F5 Dave
21st November 2012, 11:01
Must be some sort of Mair obsession with height. Both you & Trashy have mentioned my unbeknownst diminutive status; yet there can't be more than an inch or two in it.

What are you trying to cover up?:bleh: