Terrorism

[Lou Girardin]

The API and UPI newswires have reported that the French Government has raised it's terror alert level from "run" to "hide". The only two higher alerts are "surrender" and "collaborate".
The rise was precipitated by a fire, which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military forces.

The Italians have raised their alert level from "shouting excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert level from "disdainful arrogance" to "full dress uniform and marching songs". They have two higher levels "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change".
Their remaining alert levels are "take on the world" and "ask Britain for help".

Australia, following the US lead, has increased it's alert level from "crikey cobber" to "strewth".

[placidfemme]

lol and what is NZ's policy?

[WRT]

lol and what is NZ's policy?

Its gone from "I did not do it" to "I was doing paperwork at the time and did not notice" . . .

[hXc]

Its gone from "I did not do it" to "I was doing paperwork at the time and did not notice" . . .

Haha I like it

[Sniper]

Very good, that brought out a chuckle

[placidfemme]

Its gone from "I did not do it" to "I was doing paperwork at the time and did not notice" . . .

lol great answer!!! :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

Its gone from "I did not do it" to "I was doing paperwork at the time and did not notice" . . .

Remaining positions are "I promise to make my mind up" and "but not until after the election"

[What?]

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[ManDownUnder]

Someone dropped one in the loo here at work..

FFWWWWOOOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!! :puke:

not good - really really... not good at all

[MiXeR]

Sorry for being a foreigner, but I've got to ask.

What are the meanings for the Australian alert levels?

[curious george]

Sorry for being a foreigner, but I've got to ask.

What are the meanings for the Australian alert levels?
Means it gone from "complacent acknowledgement" to "mild surprise"

[Wolf]

Means it gone from "complacent acknowledgement" to "mild surprise"
I believe their next level is "Bugger Me!" (Fairly surprised)

[DemonWolf]

bahahaaa. Fairly standard approaches by governments.

[spudchucka]

Someone dropped one in the loo here at work..

FFWWWWOOOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!! :puke:

not good - really really... not good at all
Bio-Terrorism???

[MSTRS]

Recently I received a warning about the use of that politically incorrect term. Please note: we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts, our religion, our freedom, and our way of life in general - and want to kill all of us for the greater glory of Allah - do not like to be called "Towel Heads". This is because the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward you should only refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

[balans]

New Zealands defence policy is the same as its national anthem.

[hXc]

Recently I received a warning about the use of that politically incorrect term. Please note: we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts, our religion, our freedom, and our way of life in general - and want to kill all of us for the greater glory of Allah - do not like to be called "Towel Heads". This is because the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward you should only refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

Bahaha! "Rag-tops" is still working for me. Or "Oi! Get out of my car...BOOM!"