Who is "Ian Keith"?

[cave weta]

I just got an email from him and he tells me that he is well recognised in the industry
who is he, and why is his spelling so bad?


"Oh ok, well we are just not prepared to buy an unknown bike without
testing it first and franckly a business that runs out of stock a
month before xmas is a concern.

Mid Jaunuary is too far away, Unless you are able to obtain a test
bike, we will probably buy a more recognised brand, which is
unfortunate because we are well recognised in the industry and get
many requestsd to advise on which bikes peeple especially beginners and
woman should buy."

[BigAl]

Old saying, "never trust a person with 2 first names":nono:

[nzspokes]

Well wheres my test bike??????

Need one for the 16th Dec for a trail ride. Can you deliver it to the start of the ride fueled up? Be my pit bitch for the day and take the bike away after the ride? And hand feed me grapes on pit stops? Have cold beer ready to......

[cave weta]

Well wheres my test bike??????

Need one for the 16th Dec for a trail ride. Can you deliver it to the start of the ride fueled up? Be my pit bitch for the day and take the bike away after the ride? And hand feed me grapes on pit stops? Have cold beer ready to......

So its YOU - you bastard!-

The new shipment of 230f Pros arrive tomorrow though- they will be off the wharf by monday....... where is this ride?

[nzspokes]

Kaiparia i think? Up norf.

[cave weta]

Hey - but then 20 mins later I get these two emails and that makes my job worthwhile!

"Hi mate

Was just wondering if you can get one of these with a bit more power? If you can, how much more hp do they have? I remember seeing a stomp t4 250 or something when looking on google.

I liked the black 230 you had on this web page as a package a while back and was tempted to buy one but ended up buying a second hand forza 230 of trademe for my mrs, enjoy riding it more than my cr250 sometimes, just lacks the grunt for my fat arse.

Cheers
Tama"

"Hi there,

I am enquiring into whether you have or are able to get the Forza 230f-PRO

I am wanting to get one for my partners birthday/christmas present

You can call me on 021 2500 XXX or email is fine

Many Thanks,

Candice"

These bikes are selling like crazy and "mister industry" is missing the boat.:facepalm:

[Tigadee]

" Mid Jaunuary is too far away, Unless you are able to obtain a test bike, we will probably buy a more recognised brand, which is unfortunate because we are well recognised in the industry and get many requestsd to advise on which bikes peeple especially beginners and woman should buy."

Just goes to show there are too many people with an over-inflated sense of self-importance...

[imdying]

Interesting... knows the difference between to and too, but can't spell to save himself :confused:

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[cave weta]

Interesting... knows the difference between to and too, but can't spell to save himself :confused:



But who is Ian Keith? he is well recognised in the industry:blink:
He did say that he has a KTM350 and his wife did ride a YZF.

[Sharry]

He is obviously well recognised in the industry of mirror survailance :cool:

He wants to test ride an unkowen bike to gain fame and regognition when it becomes the latest new write up in Kiwirider....

[Sharry]

Interesting... knows the difference between to and too, but can't spell to save himself :confused:


Ah but he can spell... the sentance was ment to end "And have cold beer to put in my camel pack"

[PrincessBandit]

"Oh ok, well we are just not prepared to buy an unknown bike without
testing it first and franckly ... we are well recognised in the industry and get
many requestsd to advise on which bikes peeple especially beginners and
woman should buy."

Orsum. Which wun of uz?

[cave weta]

Ah but he can spell... the sentance was ment to end "And have cold beer to put in my camel pack"

Bwahahahaha- go home Sharry - you're drunk!:nya:

[scumdog]

'Franckly"

wtf...:eek5:

[Usarka]

'Franckly"

wtf...:eek5:

It mean's he's from Franklin. Or thereabouts.

[BoristheBiter]

Orsum. Which wun of uz?

Maybe you all have to share?:blink:

[Scuba_Steve]

I just got an email from him and he tells me that he is well recognised in the industry
who is he, and why is his spelling so bad?


If it'll get me a free bike to play on I'll be Ian Keith.
I'm "well recognised in the industry" (I'll let you know just which one once I find out), & my spelling is so bad, cause I REALLY suck at spelling!

Do I get that bike now :whistle: :innocent:

[cave weta]

If it'll get me a free bike to play on I'll be Ian Keith.
I'm "well recognised in the industry" (I'll let you know just which one once I find out), & my spelling is so bad, cause I REALLY suck at spelling!

Do I get that bike now :whistle: :innocent:

Lol! - Ive run out... I tried to explain in detail my situation,

Ian - yesterday a farmer from Morrinsville purchased my last two
Forza 230f s. There are no more available until the next shipment in mid
January. However- The 230f-PRO shipment arrives in just 1 week -
there are 12 bikes. 4 are pre sold. This is the same bike but with top
quality components and suspension. the seat height is 880mm the price is $3995.00
does this interest you?

Im gonna do some more charity trail rides over the summer with three of them on the trailer, see if I bump into him before they sell ...... Because- "quite franckley- he is well knowen in the industry.":shifty:

[awa355]

On to the 2nd page and I still can't work out whether 'Ian' is a "buy'ee, or a sell 'er?? .

[cave weta]

On to the 2nd page and I still can't work out whether 'Ian' is a "buy'ee, or a sell 'er?? .

Well he wants to buy a bike but he is too slow off the mark cos everyone else has bought them!
He is however "well knowen in the industry" so he should find one easily enough.......:no: