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Paul in NZ
30th November 2012, 07:17
Paul and Vicki explore new horizons...

I love social clubs. Its one of the last low level co-operative ventures for the great unwashed and by pooling a few meagre resources you have access to all sorts of groovy things and a few other things that you normally wouldn’t even consider… So with the new age folk rock echoes of Mumford and Sons still ringing in our ears and a cut price ticket in our pockets we are back in exactly the same spot watching the Beat Girls desperately trying to rev up the crowd (well if they were in your living room it would be a crowd) for the Village People…

Yeah – I know what you are saying but come on – it’s the freakin Village People. How many boozy 21st’s, weddings and school discos have you been to when Macho Man or YMCA gets belted out and you just have to smile, laugh and throw your arms about like a drunken windmill… These are some of THE most recognisable songs in the world, its about as good as an audience with the guy who wrote Happy Birthday… You KNOW its their 35th anniversary tour and you know they will be tired and yes, disco is dead, we helped kill it…

But you know what – it was bloody good fun… They don’t take themselves too seriously and encourage the crowd not to as well. Yes they are a faded glory much like the era they represent but somehow ya just can’t stop smiling. The crowd were the most diverse bunch I have ever seen. A fair few dancing dress ups and a bunch of folks who were middle aged when disco was a baby doesn’t sound promising but somehow I doubt anyone was disappointed. A crowd watchers delight and the memories pounded out – big fun….

Compared to Mumford and Sons the sound system was disappointing and the lighting conspicuously ‘budget’ but who cares – its 6 old guys dressed up in funny clothes selling week old bread to people who just can’t get enough of it… That in itself is entertainment.. We really enjoyed it – the tunes just get stuck in your head and you smile… I think that’s called fun but I may be wrong. Perhaps the serious music critics will tell me otherwise ;-)

Oh - of course we needed feeding before the concert and me being gluten free we thought we would drop into MEOW. The foods always great and the funky retro surroundings are - er - interesting (or more like Great Aunt Flos sitting room) but they get a bit careless with the details like cleaning the floor etc. Since we dont eat off it I've never been too bothered but last night just before the Village People it was "Queers have Talent" night... Oh how we laughed.....

Tigadee
30th November 2012, 07:26
Ahhhh, disco... Good times.

Banditbandit
30th November 2012, 09:19
You're probably one of these bikers then ...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/Bar-1.jpg

Posted in Rant and Rave - Jokes and Humour - Is this a gay bar, by Yellowdog

Big Dave
30th November 2012, 09:40
Yeah ya are.

Paul in NZ
30th November 2012, 10:03
Yeah ya are.

Says the guy who dresses like the gay leather biker guy.... You fancy me or something?

HenryDorsetCase
30th November 2012, 10:14
whenever the YMCA song comes on the rotation at the gym, I make sure to do the arm Y M C A......

Big Dave
30th November 2012, 10:21
My pal Cal was their opening act for an Oz tour in the 90's. MC and 15 minutes of standup to get the crowd 'in the mood'. Ahhh...clubland.
Very hetro Cal used the term 'chock-a-block' often in his latter routine describing the experience.

HenryDorsetCase
30th November 2012, 10:21
You're probably one of these bikers then ...

Posted in Rant and Rave - Jokes and Humour - Is this a gay bar, by Yellowdog

....the fuck?

some context for that?

Banditbandit
30th November 2012, 10:32
....the fuck?

some context for that?


I'm suggesting that a fan of Village People may well be gay ...

HenryDorsetCase
30th November 2012, 10:34
oh yeah, I got that, but I want some context for the photo, cos thats just weird.

There is no difference between Paul rocking out his old dance moves to the Village people, and me paying a fortune to see Black Sabbath next year.

RAAAAAA \m/

thats how bands make money though: touring and t shirts.

Maha
30th November 2012, 11:14
Billy T James did a spoof (pun untended) of Macho Man, but it was Affco Man...(In The Navy/Affco Man and B.Y.O.G)
I believe the Cowboy is the longest serving member joining in 1981.

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Paul in NZ
30th November 2012, 11:21
oh yeah, I got that, but I want some context for the photo, cos thats just weird.

There is no difference between Paul rocking out his old dance moves to the Village people, and me paying a fortune to see Black Sabbath next year.

RAAAAAA \m/

thats how bands make money though: touring and t shirts.

Yeah - I was never really into the disco thing but Vicki loved going dancing etc so I just got the drinks in and held the coats... Sad... I did own a pair of white pants and an electric blue shirt though to impress Vicki... She 'accidentally' tipped 2 x double Bacardi and cokes over them one night... I got the message...

However - some disco songs really were fantastic bits of popular music and really got into your head... Still make you get your groove on.... even if my groove is now a rutted cart track on a muddy road after the monsoon season ...

HenryDorsetCase
30th November 2012, 11:35
Yeah - I was never really into the disco thing but Vicki loved going dancing etc so I just got the drinks in and held the coats... Sad... I did own a pair of white pants and an electric blue shirt though to impress Vicki... She 'accidentally' tipped 2 x double Bacardi and cokes over them one night... I got the message...

However - some disco songs really were fantastic bits of popular music and really got into your head... Still make you get your groove on.... even if my groove is now a rutted cart track on a muddy road after the monsoon season ...

Not sure how much of a music nerd you are but I am currently reading a book that deals with the rise of disco (also "punk", salsa and hiphop etc) in New York in the early 1970's. Highly recommended.

Disco produced some fantastic songs and music but of course by the time it was a global phenom (and arguably this applies to ALL indie genre scenes) it was utterly bereft of heart, soul, relevance or any of the features that made it so great (I'm looking at you as well, punk and grunge).

anyway: great book. Plus its named after a fabulous underrated early Talking Heads song.

http://www.bookdepository.com/Love-Goes-Buildings-on-Fire-Will-Hermes/9781455156276

Book Depository have pretty much any book you would ever want to read (including motorbike books, oh yes) and they ship FOR FREE WORLDWIDE. Its cost me a shitload over the past couple of years. totally worth it.

Paul in NZ
30th November 2012, 11:41
Thanks - I'll take a look at that once I've worked through me current stack ;-)

jim.cox
30th November 2012, 12:16
whenever the YMCA song comes on the rotation at the gym, I make sure to do the arm Y M C A......

Its really really annoying when a song or group you disliked the first time you heard it 20 years ago comes back around on high rotate.

Almost as sad as them coming back around still touring the same trash

At least some artists manage to come up with something new every decade or so

Banditbandit
30th November 2012, 15:17
oh yeah, I got that, but I want some context for the photo, cos thats just weird.

There is no difference between Paul rocking out his old dance moves to the Village people, and me paying a fortune to see Black Sabbath next year.



Oh you are kidding me ... You're paying good cash money to see a bunch of has-beens ... not to mention the previous never-weres ..

Crasherfromwayback
30th November 2012, 15:30
You're probably one of these bikers then ...



Why is no one having a drink with that girl?

Maha
30th November 2012, 15:31
Why is no one having a drink with that girl?

Front on shes got a dong...:sick:

Crasherfromwayback
30th November 2012, 15:32
Front on shes got a dong...:sick:

Stand behind her then.

Big Dave
30th November 2012, 15:36
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

HenryDorsetCase
30th November 2012, 16:19
Oh you are kidding me ... You're paying good cash money to see a bunch of has-beens ... not to mention the previous never-weres ..

they play anything off those first 9 albums its worth the money.

Big Dave
1st December 2012, 14:41
1978ish, Sydney. Friday Nights were occasionally concluded at the Sea Breeze Hotel Discotheque, Tarren Point. It was open till about 3am.
We'd end up there after riding into town for a band or a trip to clubland. There was some funk, and some junk.
Big Al had the rock jaw and the Z1. I had a XS11 and was the brains of the outfit. We did OK.