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texmo
11th August 2005, 00:41
I am bored and cant sleep so I though I might post some facts about my favourite food the incredable edable eggż....

Eggs are my favourite food you know thats probly because they are so nice and versatil, they are like bricks they are one of the best building materials for cooking foods, They help combine foods or thicken then they are use to help lightn up some thing, for example your baking up cookies you add an egg to help the mixutre bond properly the same thing with pancakes or crapes. The average egg contains 6.3 grams of protein while 600ml of most protien shakes contain 20 grams, when you this information you think man thats a lot of protien but then when you compare prices $4 a protien shake to $1 for a large free range egg ( which contains more than 6.3 grams of because they are free range eggs and they are larger in size) the Egg suddenly becomes a lot more attractive because you can have a basic 3 egg omlet for the same price as a protien drink. But wait there's more..... The protien in an egg is the best type of protien in fact its so good that when you are told the protien in fish for example is 75% that 75% is how good the protien is compared that of an eggs which is 97%, The balance of amino acids in the protien of that of an egg is perfect for tissue growth second only to mothers breast milk. No Im on a role I cant stop, egg is one of the only foods to produce vitiman D, infact eggs produce every vitamin except for vitamin C, and all this in a little parcel that weighs in at about 1.75oz and has only 75 calories, 59 of which are in the yolk.
So I think its time to invest in a chicken there are about 200 diffrent breeds to choose from, and after about 19 weeks your "chick" will become a chicken and start to produce 300-325 eggs a year and if you keep it inside and have the lights on so it thinks there are more than 12 hours of light in a day it will produce more eggs and because it takes a chicken 24-26 hours to produce one egg, if you have 3 chickens you can have a 3 egg omlet every day but watch out because every so often they will lay a double yolk egg, and the first egg they lay might have no yolk at all! Now you say im gonna get me a chicken well watch out do you like white or brown eggs, even though there is no diffrence between taste or nutrition. White shelled eggs are produced by hens with white feathers and ear lobes. Brown shelled eggs are produced by hens with red feathers and red ear lobes. There is no difference in taste or nutrition between white and brown eggs. Now as your hens grow older there eggs will become greater in size


blah cant be stuff writing any more...

justsomeguy
11th August 2005, 00:45
Bloody hell.........:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Eggs are great aren't they?? By the way whey has more easily absorbed protein but you can't beat egg-whites for a great serving of protein.

Mooch
11th August 2005, 00:46
Our local resident chicken expert , that's useful...... reminds me of a saying ....bring me my eggs .....

Gremlin
11th August 2005, 00:51
Oops... I thought it was going to be "something" about Epsom Girls Grammar School...

I hate plain egg (cakes etc not counted) and have done since a small child. You wouldn't imagine how hard it is trying to explain that you would like more bacon or sausage instead of egg...

Who was the twat that thought bacon and eggs should go together?? :weird:

justsomeguy
11th August 2005, 00:56
Oops... I thought it was going to be "something" about Epsom Girls Grammar School...


Hehehehe me too as I went to MAGS in 6th form and EGGS was pretty special:rofl:

Gremlin
11th August 2005, 00:57
MAGS?? Haven't heard that one...

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:00
Bloody hell.........:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Eggs are great aren't they?? By the way whey has more easily absorbed protein but you can't beat egg-whites for a great serving of protein.
Protein is evenly spread out bewteen the white and yolk its a commin myth that the white has more. 6.2g of protien in the average egg but nz eggs are slighty larger on average, egg protien is the best for you when protien is analyzed i.e. lamb protien is 75% from memorie thats compared to egg protien is soo good because of the balance of enzymes and amino acids the egg contains

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:01
MAGS mt albert grammar school I went to ABGS

justsomeguy
11th August 2005, 01:02
Mt Albert Grammer School.

Gremlin
11th August 2005, 01:02
errr I think thats Auckland Boys Grammar School...

I never had a fancy name like that... HC: Howick College

justsomeguy
11th August 2005, 01:03
Protein is evenly spread out bewteen the white and yolk its a commin myth that the white has more. 6.2g of protien in the average egg but nz eggs are slighty larger on average, egg protien is the best for you when protien is analyzed i.e. lamb protien is 75% from memorie thats compared to egg protien is soo good because of the balance of enzymes and amino acids the egg contains

k - I'm no expert but heard that the yolk has some evil stuff in it........

By the way why the f&ck are we awake at 1am talking about eggs??

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:05
I rember play Howick once and one of them smacked our foward in the head with his hockey stick...

Gremlin
11th August 2005, 01:05
coz we don't really have a life/we are learning about others to live through theirs/we are robots and do not need sleep

Gremlin
11th August 2005, 01:07
I rember play Howick once and one of them smacked our foward in the head with his hockey stick...
yeah some of them were a "rough sort", but I prefered the far more genteel sport of cycling. We even cheered on the odd opposition team, but never Auckland Boys...

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:08
k - I'm no expert but heard that the yolk has some evil stuff in it........

By the way why the f&ck are we awake at 1am talking about eggs??
Yolk contains all the calories but a health adult should be able to eat 2 eggs a day with out any increas in colestrol levels, the yolk also contains every vitiamin a human needs to survie on except vitamin C as chicks can produce this on there own....
We are talking about eggs because there is nothing else better to talk about..

Waylander
11th August 2005, 01:11
k - I'm no expert but heard that the yolk has some evil stuff in it........

By the way why the f&ck are we awake at 1am talking about eggs??
Why is everything that taste so good bad for me!!!! Dammit!!! Loves me heaps of crispy strip bacon and fried eggs with toast. But the egg yolks have to be runny yet warm so I can soak it up with my toast.

Ixion
11th August 2005, 01:12
MAGS mt albert grammar school I went to ABGS

They've never recovered from the experience :rofl:

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:15
No that was kings I was the first person to be suspened there in like 10 or so years then got asked to leave.... gay fucking kings prep...... they are all fags. Cept for me.
I ride a scooter how can I be gay?

Gremlin
11th August 2005, 01:17
No that was kings I was the first person to be suspened there in like 10 or so years then got asked to leave.... gay fucking kings prep...... they are all fags. Cept for me.
I ride a scooter how can I be gay?
:shutup: :shutup: Ummmm *desperately struggling for self control* No Comment

justsomeguy
11th August 2005, 01:21
Well tell us then why you like scooters??

Bikes = the speed/power, etc.... but scooters??

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:21
The scooter in that pic would probly beat your bike from 0-50km/hr
with a fabrizi kit it would have a faster speed from 0-100 easily

texmo
11th August 2005, 01:23
I like making slow things go fast, they loook cool, are fun to ride, the community the surrounds them is cool

Motu
11th August 2005, 07:42
Eggs are a chook's period....no thank you!

Sniper
11th August 2005, 07:50
Hmm, Im perfectly happy just eating an egg. I dont care about protein value ect. Just give me an egg

DemonWolf
11th August 2005, 08:18
hmm eggs... kinda reminds me to go get some breakfast!

v.ros`
11th August 2005, 08:46
wow.. thanx for the info bout eggs.
ive always tried to explain to mates that eat eggs instead of getting thosde expensive protein shakes which tastes disgusting to be honest.

I think if i were to say how many egg whites i stuff through my throat... people would ask me how does the room react when i release a good loud / silent thunder :D

texmo
11th August 2005, 11:31
Protien shakes are still very good for you after your work out I read some where thats Its simple protien what ever that means so your body can absorb it quicker, feeding your muscles

feistyredhead
11th August 2005, 11:35
Well tell us then why you like scooters??

Bikes = the speed/power, etc.... but scooters??

sorry going to be rude and say..maybe he rides a scooter :ride: so all the boys can get him :rofl:

dang i know he is most likely some well hung stud with 4 + girlfriends :devil2: i just had to point that out. :devil2:

Drunken Monkey
11th August 2005, 11:40
EGGS? Oh, you mean eggs!

When you say EGGS, it makes me think of Epsom Girls Grammar School, and our young boys adage of "EGGS, EGGS, spread your le-"...um...mayo?

WRT
11th August 2005, 11:45
. . .but you can't beat egg-whites for a great serving of protein.

I bet thats not quite what you tell the missus . . . :whistle:

texmo
11th August 2005, 11:59
sorry going to be rude and say..maybe he rides a scooter :ride: so all the boys can get him :rofl:

dang i know he is most likely some well hung stud with 4 + girlfriends :devil2: i just had to point that out. :devil2:

No, No, I am ugly fat and have a small penis never dated in my life

texmo
11th August 2005, 14:45
I bet thats not quite what you tell the missus . . . :whistle:
The average load of cum has about as much protien as a medium sized lamb chop..

justsomeguy
11th August 2005, 14:48
The average load of cum has about as much protien as a medium sized lamb chop..

It's also supposed to help her immune system I think:whistle: