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Road kill
9th December 2012, 08:59
No I don't mean me going for a ride ya' smart buggers.

Awesome day and only one week left on the warrent so yesterday the Saint and I head off down Highway 22.

Bikes running sweet at an average of about 80kms the whole way,see a few other bikes on the road an life is good.

I get to Ngaruwahia "turn north and head out of town over the bridge and into the 70 zone.

As I pass the last of the shops an orange MG convertible being driven by a blonde woman comes up behind me bloody fast an then proceeds to sit half a car length off my rear guard .

Because of the way she came up on me I'm keeping a close eye on her and I'm not to happy about how close she is either.

Even though we're sitting behind about 15 cars she still pulls out and begins to pass "straight into on coming traffic"

I can see where this is going so I start to back off as I also drift to my left.

Half way past an she works out it's just not going to happen "so she simply pulls hard to her left" exactly where I would of been had I not picked that moment to grab a serious hand full of front brake.

The front end starts to chatter an the back starts twitching about like it wants to let go and I swear I can almost feel her rear bumper as it barely scrapes past my front wheel,,,,then as I get my shit back togeather,,,,,she waves to me:facepalm:

I stay WELL back from there on but when we get to the north side of Taupri she pulls out "again into on coming traffic an passes 3 cars,,,two hundred meters before the north bound passing lanes,,,,bloody hell mate:no:.

I get to Huntly and decide it's not a bad idea to stop for a coffee at one of those roadside van/tent set ups because I want lots of distance between that crazy fuck and me,,plus I could do with a nervous pee as well.

From there I head up to Mercer back over the river up to Highway 22 again and then enjoy a nice drama free ride back home.

Thinking about it after wards "I only get something like this happen once every 2-3 years,,but this one was one of those bloody scary ones " I know this because I could still do with one of those nervous pees,,,,, and I'm not going to tell the Mrs about it.

Anyway it's time to go clean the Saints seat "keep the shiney side up people.

FJRider
9th December 2012, 09:03
So ... you still haven't mentioned a "Rare event" ... :confused:

Akzle
9th December 2012, 09:27
did you get her licence plate to report her to the erect whorethorities?

as an aside, does anyone actually know where the ass-hole-epicenter of auckland is, it seems to radiate out... the further from auckland you get, the less retarded the drivers are...

Nova.
9th December 2012, 09:29
she owed you a shag.

mashman
9th December 2012, 09:34
So ... you still haven't mentioned a "Rare event" ... :confused:

She waved, duh. She must have been a pomme.

mashman
9th December 2012, 09:37
as an aside, does anyone actually know where the ass-hole-epicenter of auckland is, it seems to radiate out... the further from auckland you get, the less retarded the drivers are...

That's because there are less black people and asians on the road, homes.

FJRider
9th December 2012, 09:39
That's because there are less black people and asians on the road, homes.

In answer to his question ... I'm picking it's Terenga Paraoa ...

SMOKEU
9th December 2012, 09:45
Follow her and when she pulls over slash 1 of the tyres.

mashman
9th December 2012, 09:46
In answer to his question ... I'm picking it's Terenga Paraoa ...

bwaaaa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... don't talk about my boyfriend like that

unstuck
9th December 2012, 10:07
Well done that man for keeping your cool:niceone: Do not think I would of let it go so easy.:Punk:

huff3r
9th December 2012, 11:21
Follow her and when she pulls over slash 1 of the tyres.

No, you do TWO of the tyres. That way she can't just flag (/flash?) down some nice bloke to put her spare on.

Akzle
9th December 2012, 12:53
That's because there are less black people and asians on the road, homes.
thanks smokey...
wait.
what?

No, you do TWO of the tyres. That way she can't just flag (/flash?) down some nice bloke to put her spare on.
no, because that's wilful damage in court.

carry a valve stem removal tool.
that's "hah, dumb bitch probably deserved that" in court.

Road kill
9th December 2012, 17:21
Well done that man for keeping your cool:niceone: Do not think I would of let it go so easy.:Punk:

Thanks mate "but to tell the truth I wasn't really that pissed off "just a bit shocked that she waved after almost hitting me an then carried on doing the same sort of thing all over again.

mashman
9th December 2012, 17:25
thanks smokey...
wait.
what?

De nada... well it's either that or there are more ragheads outside the city, leading to less women on the road.


Thanks mate "but to tell the truth I wasn't really that pissed off "just a bit shocked that she waved after almost hitting me an then carried on doing the same sort of thing all over again.

What where you expecting? a hot tea blow job?

nudemetalz
9th December 2012, 17:48
MG Convertible?
Fast?

err..oxymoron.. or am I only thinking of old 1960-70's oil dripping, gearbox grinding ones..?
(I duck for cover now from the MG enthusiasts club)

Road kill
9th December 2012, 18:27
De nada... well it's either that or there are more ragheads outside the city, leading to less women on the road.



What where you expecting? a hot tea blow job?

Nah,I like ice cubes.:bleh:

nudemetalz
9th December 2012, 18:54
Nah,I like ice cubes.:bleh:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/icecube3.jpg

Road kill
9th December 2012, 20:53
MG Convertible?
Fast?

err..oxymoron.. or am I only thinking of old 1960-70's oil dripping, gearbox grinding ones..?
(I duck for cover now from the MG enthusiasts club)

Mid 70's MGB V8.

According to Trade me:whistle:

nudemetalz
9th December 2012, 21:07
errr...those have a fair turn of speed...:Oops:

Banditbandit
10th December 2012, 09:37
did you get her licence plate to report her to the erect whorethorities?



Such a bourgeoise response ... such a pretence at being "an outsider"