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YellowDog
11th December 2012, 19:54
You gotta be kidding me?



There’s no way those are her real fingernails :no:

FJRider
11th December 2012, 19:56
who cares ...

paturoa
11th December 2012, 19:57
Yeah, those finger nails look fake! I wonder how she scratches her boobies with those?

MystikEagle
11th December 2012, 19:57
Your talking about her nails right...? :bleh:

Jantar
11th December 2012, 20:04
She isn't a real blonde either.

FJRider
11th December 2012, 20:10
Yeah, those finger nails look fake! I wonder how she scratches her boobies with those?

she doesn't ... I scratch them for her. I'm good like that .. :innocent:

paturoa
11th December 2012, 20:12
she doesn't ... I scratch them for her. I'm good like that .. :innocent:

How do you scratch with your tongue?

avgas
11th December 2012, 20:24
She isn't a real blonde either.
How can you see the carpet?

FJRider
11th December 2012, 20:33
How do you scratch with your tongue?

Gently .... :shifty:

Jantar
11th December 2012, 20:35
How can you see the carpet?

Have you ever seen a natural blonde with brown eyes?

Laava
11th December 2012, 20:54
Oops! She appears to have popped out of her bra too!

AllanB
11th December 2012, 20:54
motorboat .

MIXONE
11th December 2012, 21:12
As real as a politician's promise.

Bikemad
11th December 2012, 21:18
how does she wipe her arse with them nails

Daffyd
11th December 2012, 21:25
how does she wipe her arse with them nails

I have it on good authority that she doesn't... she uses paper!

Headbanger
11th December 2012, 21:27
The nails are real, Fake ones aren't curved like that.

Love them titties.

HenryDorsetCase
12th December 2012, 07:18
meanwhile, a small boy waits..

Berries
13th December 2012, 21:59
Have you ever seen a natural blonde with brown eyes?
Only the one brown eye, but she was definitely blonde.

Kornholio
13th December 2012, 23:14
Bah, some arse bandit took the picture away..............

Brian d marge
14th December 2012, 23:16
what was the question again?

Stephen

Coldrider
14th December 2012, 23:18
what was the question again?

StephenHas her beer gone flat?

Brian d marge
14th December 2012, 23:28
Has her beer gone flat?

What beer ?

Stephen

schrodingers cat
15th December 2012, 07:11
Adams apple

sinfull
15th December 2012, 07:26
Adams apple

Bwahahahaha he's right

Brian d marge
15th December 2012, 20:37
Photoshop ,,,,
Great program ,,,,

Laava
15th December 2012, 21:44
Photoshop ,,,,
Great program ,,,,

When they figure out a way to do 3D photoshop, you won,t be so scathing!

BigAl
16th December 2012, 06:49
Stewth, There is no way she'd ever drown!

imdying
17th December 2012, 09:58
When they figure out a way to do 3D photoshop, you won,t be so scathing!They already have!!! You can even do it on a home PC with ease now! Of course it takes a little more talent than photoshop though.

Crasherfromwayback
17th December 2012, 10:06
Have you ever seen a natural blonde with brown eyes?

Yep. Quite a few.

Geeen
17th December 2012, 13:01
motorboat .

Only if you want a broken nose, those puppies wouldn't be especially soft......:no::laugh: