KB Personality of the Year

[tbs]

Ok folks.
Who's your vote for KB personality of the year? Tell us why, and add a quote by way of example if possible.

I'm going with Drew, and by way of example I'm quoting an exert from a recent post:


"I'm getting a little bit tired of agreeing with Dan and Steve, you other cunts need to come up with better arguments for me to make a cock of myself in!"


Crasherfromwayback a close second.

Akzle, you're last.:bleh:

b.

[SMOKEU]

I vote Akzle.

[SVboy]

I vote Akzle.

The votes for "personality of the year" not "Wank stain of the year".

[bogan]

I vote Tank and Mully, I don't care that they haven't been online much (or at all?) this year, but they were good cunts.

[Banditbandit]

I vote Akzle.


The votes for "personality of the year" not "Wank stain of the year".

If you use the traditional criteria of who has had the most impact this year .. then Akzle has to be in the running .. Adolf Hitler was Time Magazine's Man of the Year in 1938 on those criteria ... popularity and niceness has little to do with it ...


Me ??? I'd nominate Katman (another unpopular choice) ... but other people are now picking up on Katman's basic idea ... 'it's up to us to keep ourselves safe out there' ... So Katman has had a major impact on how Kiwi BIkers talk about road safety .. and possibly on how some of us ride on the road too ... So Katman might just have kept one or two of us alive this year ... that's a major achievement.

[sugilite]

For fucks sake this is KB, we would have so many more candidates if it were a personality disorder of the year award.

[oneofsix]

Stoney for resigning :laugh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

For fucks sake this is KB, we would have so many more candidates if it were a personality disorder of the year award.

lol. I reckon mate!

[Maha]

Joni....:corn:

[onearmedbandit]

Bring back WINJA!!

[Grubber]

Pick me,pick me!!:laugh:

[nzmikey]

Note to Self : Must be a Bigger wanker for the "2013 Wanker of the year award"

Must Try Harder.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Note to Self : Must be a Bigger wanker for the "2013 Wanker of the year award"

Must Try Harder.

There is no fucking way anyone could ever beat suckmysockoff for that prize.

[nzmikey]

There is no fucking way anyone could ever beat suckmysockoff for that prize.

Runner up then ?

[Banditbandit]

There is no fucking way anyone could ever beat suckmysockoff for that prize.

I dunno ... I'd certainly nominate that fake outsider totally bourgeoise Akzle for Wanker of the Year ..

[Crasherfromwayback]

I dunno ... I'd certainly nominate that fake outsider totally bourgeoise Akzle for Wanker of the Year ..

And that other clown that smokes the meth pipe then turns up ranting. Can't think of it's name right now though.

[mashman]

Akzle... he's about the only one that makes any sense.

[nosebleed]

And that other clown that smokes the meth pipe then turns up ranting. Can't think of it's name right now though.

The Viscount (Montgomery)?

Purefuckinawesomeness those rants

[Crasherfromwayback]

The Viscount (Montgomery)?

Purefuckinawesomeness those rants

That's the one! Hilarious.

[ducatilover]

OAB bet me to it.

So I'll nominate myself, no other cunt will.

[tbs]

OAB bet me to it.

So I'll nominate myself, no other cunt will.

Fair enough... Seconded.

[Headbanger]

So I'll nominate myself, no other cunt will.

Lad, You go get yourself a personality and I'll nominate the fucker for you.



Sorted.

[PrincessBandit]

Better watch out or flame warrior nominations might be next...

[Maha]

Better watch out or flame warrior nominations might be next...

Hitcher will be most pleased....:shifty:

[Virago]

Ok folks.
Who's your vote for KB personality of the year? Tell us why, and add a quote by way of example if possible.

I'm going with Drew...

I'd agree with that. Some seriously biting wit from Drew - even Rev Spooner described him as a Shining Wit.

A close second would be Zimsar10 - for sheer entertainment, he was awesome.

[scumdog]

Akzle... he's about the only one that makes any sense.

'He'a about the only one that doesn't make sense'

Fixed!:niceone:

[puddytat]

I vote for Mashman.....a good debater with morals & ethics.

[scumdog]

I'd agree with that. Some seriously biting twit is Drew - even Rev Spooner described him as a Shining Wit.

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Fixed!:niceone:

And a ducking fick too no doubt..

[Madness]

The last thing Akzle needs is encouragement.

[Crasherfromwayback]

The last thing Akzle needs is encouragement.

Except in the bedroom probably. Softcock that he is.

[Virago]

Except in the bedroom probably. Softcock that he is.

Carver's helping him with that - with some good results, I believe...

[Bikemad]

I dunno ... I'd certainly nominate that fake outsider totally bourgeoise Akzle for Wanker of the Year ..

dude ....you and i have had our differences of opinion....... but on this i have to concur...........he just trys to hard

[Road kill]

Nice guy of the year = Paul in NZ,,,well apart from one thread about placing people like Arsekle in concentration camps,,but we can forgive that given Ankle actually does deserve it.

One eyed cock of the year = catman.

Most boring of the year = "Frosty" because he is.

Troll of the year "SMOKU" but also because he's not that bad either.

Most interesting = Mashman,,because he is.

Most thick skinned but still bites a bit if you wind hard enough = Scumdog

Over all personality of the year = Paul in NZ,,because I bloody say so "and he never would.

[mashman]

'He'a about the only one that doesn't make sense'

Fixed!:niceone:

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, you're not making any sense.... What?

[mashman]

I vote for Mashman.....a good debater with morals & ethics.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XTjs2bCdk

[willytheekid]

I nominate my sexy biatch...Nodrog!


He dosn't really have a "normal" personality per say...but he makes up for it by always offering everyone a root! :yes:("whore!...cough, cough")

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IljDH6DuQwM/T1JZvGvH9XI/AAAAAAAADiQ/bcFK9fMZRbQ/s1600/472%20Reed-thats%20no%20slut.jpg
...:yes:



Merry Xmas Nodrog:love:...Mr KB personality of the year!:first:

(Don't worry;)...I will "bribe" the judges later...I will be offering them you!...hog tied and basted with honey!:yes:...how could they POSSIBLY resist that!!...:sick:)

[F5 Dave]

I'd agree with that. Some seriously biting wit from Drew - even Rev Spooner described him as a Shining Wit.
. . .
A Whining What?

[Coolz]

My vote would go to rastuscat for his obvious love of motorbikes and his efforts to educate riders rather than just filling his quota and gathering revenue.

[Big Dave]

bloop bloops!

[jasonu]

I vote Akzle.

I'll vote for that wanker only as long as the prize is a good hard kick in the nuts!

[Crasherfromwayback]

I nominate my sexy biatch...Nodrog!

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bloop bloops!

Yeah I think he and his brush are a hard act to beat!

[jim.cox]

for his obvious love of donuts and his efforts to educate riders while filling his quota and gathering revenue.

There, fixed that for you...

[cc rider]

Must Wank Harder...... :niceone:

[cc rider]

Not one chicklette amongst the lot??... ya bunch of skirts :bleh:


... of I forgot. I vote for mashpotato

[schrodingers cat]

Not one chicklette amongst the lot??... ya bunch of skirts :bleh:


... of I forgot. I vote for mashpotato

No room for ladies at a circle jerk

[mashman]

No room for ladies at a circle jerk

In the middle :weird:

[unstuck]

In the middle :weird:

With her titties and tounge hanging out.:niceone:

[mashman]

With her titties and tounge hanging out.:niceone:

heh heh heh... and her eyes taped open.

[Disco Dan]

I vote for me. Why? I'm awesome. Always have been, plan to continue being.

So to summarize... I'm awesome.

I'm sure the ladies (and jrandom) would agree ;)

[Maha]

I vote for me. Why? I'm awesome. Always have been, plan to continue being.

So to summarize... I'm awesome.

I'm sure the ladies (and jrandom) would agree ;)

You have been singing that same tune for years, most thought you and Skiddy were lovers.

[Disco Dan]

You have been singing that same tune for years, most thought you and Skiddy were lovers.

It's a good tune. You should try it sometime. Maybe you might make some friends, I'm sure there is a 'deaf club' you could join so they wont be able to hear you talking.

Online your an arse. In person your nice as pie... either way you need to grow a pair. If you have a problem with me say it to my face - you've had how many years now to do that... so I wont hold my breath.

[Drew]

How'd I miss this? Such an honor just to be nominated.

I vote Akzel!

[Maha]

It's a good tune. You should try it sometime. Maybe you might make some friends, I'm sure there is a 'deaf club' you could join so they wont be able to hear you talking.

Online your an arse. In person your nice as pie... either way you need to grow a pair. If you have a problem with me say it to my face - you've had how many years now to do that... so I wont hold my breath.

I'm the same on and off....and I can find my way out of a paper bag with the use of GPS.
Truthfully...some can take a ribbing, others though...should not even venture into the art of such banter, they tend to bruise easily.

PS: What kind of pie?
Get on ya bike and come on up, we are having party disarvo, B-B-Q burgers/beer/wine a shit load of sun and shade.
Bikers only.

[Drew]

It's a good tune. You should try it sometime. Maybe you might make some friends, I'm sure there is a 'deaf club' you could join so they wont be able to hear you talking.

Online your an arse. In person your nice as pie... either way you need to grow a pair. If you have a problem with me say it to my face - you've had how many years now to do that... so I wont hold my breath.
Oh wow, you're my fuckin hero DD.


Calling someone out on the internet, even I don't do that anymore!

[Edbear]

Oh wow, you're my fuckin hero DD.


Calling someone out on the internet, even I don't do that anymore!

Everyone's getting soft these days... :no:

[cc rider]

heh heh heh... and her eyes taped open.Just let me gouge them out first :eek: …where did I put that cyanide tablet




lesbian :bleh:

[Edbear]

I'm the same on and off....and I can find my way out of a paper bag with the use of GPS.
Truthfully...some can take a ribbing, others though...should not even venture into the art of such banter, they tend to bruise easily.

PS: What kind of pie?
Get on ya bike and come on up, we are having party disarvo, B-B-Q burgers/beer/wine a shit load of sun and shade.
Bikers only.

Looks like you're all set for some Summer BBQ fun! :niceone:

[Madness]

lesbian :bleh:


<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3viqtvsN1qkulzco1_500.gif"/>

[mashman]

Just let me gouge them out first :eek: …where did I put that cyanide tablet

lesbian :bleh:

:confused: you must throw one hell of a party.

assume the position :shit:

[Fatt Max]

I vote for everyone cos you are all good cunts in my book.....

[Swoop]

"Kiwibiker Personality of the year"?

WHAT FUCKING YEAR?



Without any form of reference, the nominees are obviously:
Finn,
WINJA,
Crazy Steve,
?

[tbs]

This year.

[merv]

I'd still like to know what happened to Finn. He got the Government he wanted, and then like a magician's assistant poof he's gone.

[Woodman]

I'd still like to know what happened to Finn. He got the Government he wanted, and then like a magician's assistant poof he's gone.

How do you know the magicians assistant is a poof?

[KiWiP]

Note to Self : Must be a Bigger wanker for the "2013 Wanker of the year award"

Must GRIP Harder.

There you go, guaranteed for next year :tugger:

[EJK]

I nominate Bmw hardrider. He's got two personalities. Can't beat that.

The awesome thread link here.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/154582-Suzuki-GSX-R400-I-need-to-sell-asap

[cc rider]

:confused: you must throw one hell of a party.

assume the position :shit:Bite Me!!! :moon:







:wings:

[DEATH_INC.]

lesbian :bleh:
So you'll bring a friend? <_<

Maybe some pics with said friend and you could be in the running :shutup:

I'd vote for Drew, just because he's the same in the flesh as here (take that how ya want :confused: )
Or maybe Katman.....possibly Scummy
Akzle is just a dick ( that should get me some more red from him..ta :) ) who tries too hard.

[madandy]

^^^^
what ee said ^^^

'cept I haven't met Drew.

[White trash]

'cept I haven't met Drew.

YOu're not missing much. Imagine the most opinionated ballbag you can, then multiply it by four and you'll get close. And, he's turning into a fucken butterball too.

As he babysat a million kids for me last night though, he's not tooooooooooo bad.

[madandy]

This year.


YOu're not missing much. Imagine the most opinionated ballbag you can, then multiply it by four and you'll get close. And, he's turning into a fucken butterball too.

As he babysat a million kids for me last night though, he's not tooooooooooo bad.

So, a butterball, babysitting ballbag then?

Sounds like a top bloke :laugh:

[Berries]

I vote Akzel!
He has just been found out - The best thing about Akzle. (http://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/239363/award-winning-mechanical-hound-best-dog-ever)


Sadly, Axle will be kept in a closed box where no-one will feed him or take him for walkies, Adam said.

[madandy]

He has just been found out - The best thing about Akzle. (http://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/239363/award-winning-mechanical-hound-best-dog-ever)



"...Sadly, Axle will be kept in a closed box where no-one will feed him or take him for walkies, Adam said...."

Brilliant!!!!:niceone:

[nodrog]

I vote for Shaun, he must be the smartest man I know. I mean who else could come on here year after year ask for money, and recieve it.

Hes fuckin cracked it, its like groundhog day crossed with who wants to be a millionare.

[cc rider]

So you'll bring a friend? <_<

Maybe some pics with said friend and you could be in the running :shutup:As 'Lesbian' was for mashman maybe if you ask him nicely & bring flowers... but he is fussy :chase:

[SMOKEU]

Who gets the award for KB troll of the year?

[mashman]

Bite Me!!! :moon:

:wings:

If I said that it'd be my pleasure, then I get the feeling that that statement may only be a half truth :eek:


So you'll bring a friend? <_<

Maybe some pics with said friend and you could be in the running :shutup:



As 'Lesbian' was for mashman maybe if you ask him nicely & bring flowers... but he is fussy :chase:

Should the occasion present itself, pics will be provided... maybe video if she's gonna be a wrigglin.

[cc rider]

If I said that it'd be my pleasure, then I get the feeling that that statement may only be a half truth :eek::sweatdrop :whistle:






Should the occasion present itself, pics will be provided... maybe video if she's gonna be a wrigglin.:blink: :done:




:killingme


:beer:

[mashman]

:beer:

You're probably going to require a tetanus too :doctor:

[cc rider]

You're probably going to require a tetanus too :doctor:... jus the one??? :shifty:

[mashman]

... jus the one??? :shifty:

Why? isn't one prick in your arse enough?

[cc rider]

Why? isn't one prick in your arse enough?Was it for you :scratch:

[mashman]

Was it for you :scratch:

That's a vicious rumour and I do not recall such an incident having ever taken place. Stop projecting and answer the question :bleh:

[cc rider]

That's a vicious rumour and I do not recall such an incident having ever taken place. Stop projecting and answer the question :bleh:Hahaha
I think it may be your projection I'm feeling :shutup:

[mashman]

Hahaha
I think it may be your projection I'm feeling :shutup:

ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... you're just sitting on the remote

[cc rider]

ha ha ha haaaaaaaa... you're just sitting on the remote:o oops my bad... I was wondering why a light was shining out of my :moon: when ever I moved :facepalm:

[scumdog]

Get a room you two.

(SOMEBODY had to say it...)

[cc rider]

LOL I'm off to the shed then

[mashman]

:o oops my bad... I was wondering why a light was shining out of my :moon: when ever I moved :facepalm:

It's coz yaw osome. Unless the light was red, in which case you're a common slut and I'm just a cunt with a penchant for denigrating nice ladies with red lights shining out of their arse.

[tbs]

Who gets the award for KB troll of the year?

Yours if you want it, I reckon.:first:

[Number One]

WTF? You telling me KB has personality... Sheesh what next?

[Edbear]

WTF? You telling me KB has personality... Sheesh what next?

In a Schizophrenic, bi-polar, paranoid, sort of way, I guess it does. :yes:

[PrincessBandit]

In a Schizophrenic, bi-polar, paranoid, sort of way, I guess it does. :yes:

That's as good as my "I'll have a cafe moccha valium vodka latte to go" sign by my office desk at school...

[Edbear]

That's as good as my "I'll have a cafe moccha valium vodka latte to go" sign by my office desk at school...

Ha ha! Love it! :2thumbsup

[Tigadee]

Who gets the award for KB troll of the year?

:whistle: Thought you already won that? :lol: