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20th December 2012, 23:18
Been nice knowing you fuckers. Cheers. :)
ellipsis
20th December 2012, 23:28
...I heard some alien voices over my back fence this morning...i distinctly heard the words ,'flush 'em out'...I fucked off real quick and found my pointy stick...I approached the fence very guardedly and said..'.fuck off you niburachian cunts'...turns out they were from City Care, cleaning a culvert...then I realised it was a bit early really...I have subsequently made better security arrangements...I'm very well armed now...I have two pointy sticks...
Ender EnZed
20th December 2012, 23:34
'.fuck off you niburachian cunts'
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ellipsis
20th December 2012, 23:37
...maybe I did...maybe I didn't...sugar...
spookytooth
20th December 2012, 23:59
its late i got up especally to watch the world end and nothing is happening yet.Hmmmm maybe i need to figure day lite saving into it some where
Disco Dan
21st December 2012, 01:37
Well I'm still alive. If the religious fundies are actually right (for the first time ever) then everyone else is dead and it's just me. Awesome.
Coolz
21st December 2012, 03:04
Is there anybody out there??????
Berries
21st December 2012, 05:01
Weird sunrise this morning. It was either the souls departing or TVNZ setting up to film the end of the world.
Idiots.
mapsanji
21st December 2012, 06:40
CALM DOWN
If The Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans...:doh:
bluninja
21st December 2012, 06:46
Well the world almost ended for me, but the clients server migrations finished successfully overnight. Time for a cuppa and back to bed for a nap.
Shit!!! I just realised I ordered new suspension for my bike yesterday. This means I'll have to pay for it. Bloody Mayans, I'd kill every last one of them....oh someone got there first.
carburator
21st December 2012, 06:49
...I heard some alien voices over my back fence this morning...i distinctly heard the words ,'flush 'em out'...I fucked off real quick and found my pointy stick...I approached the fence very guardedly and said..'.fuck off you niburachian cunts'...turns out they were from City Care, cleaning a culvert...then I realised it was a bit early really...I have subsequently made better security arrangements...I'm very well armed now...I have two pointy sticks...
had that once with watercare on the farm, but better pointy sticks..
Genestho
21st December 2012, 06:55
Apparently Mayans were on American time, it's tomorrow mmmmmmkay? :woohoo::doh:
unstuck
21st December 2012, 06:55
Bunch of premature fuckers. Not kiwi time but yanky time is the important one. so it will be tomorrow for us lot.:Punk:
unstuck
21st December 2012, 06:56
Apparently Mayans were on American time, it's tomorrow mmmmmmkay? :woohoo::doh:
Beat me to it ya fucker.:2thumbsup
BigAl
21st December 2012, 07:04
Bugger, I'll have to go Christmas shopping now......
slofox
21st December 2012, 07:10
Apparently Mayans were on American time, it's tomorrow mmmmmmkay? :woohoo::doh:
Eggsackery. 7.00am Saturday morning our time according to National Radio yesterday. I think...
oneofsix
21st December 2012, 07:20
Eggsackery. 7.00am Saturday morning our time according to National Radio yesterday. I think...
Oh screw that, you mean I have to wait another day :crazy:
wharekura
21st December 2012, 07:31
Death was kind to us all - doomsday did happen and now welcome to your parallel universe. Now go forth and look for your soul mate from the last dimension to awaken your consciousness and realise you are dead.
The crap thing about this universe is that I still have a GV250, unless in my past life I had a GN125.
mashman
21st December 2012, 07:43
I wish it'd hurry up as I can feel a hangover starting to kick in and would rather not.
oneofsix
21st December 2012, 07:44
Death was kind to us all - doomsday did happen and now welcome to your parallel universe. Now go forth and look for your soul mate from the last dimension to awaken your consciousness and realise you are dead.
The crap thing about this universe is that I still have a GV250, unless in my past life I had a GN125.
Be happy you still have a bike with the option of an upgrade and not some old hat wearing fucker in a grampa cage holding up a line of traffic.
Paul in NZ
21st December 2012, 07:53
Yes - I was bitterly disappointed to see that the 6:05 arrived on time and was not actually the Matangi unit of the apocalypse... The same fat weird cunt still got on at Porirua and sat next to me... (he always does that the seat hogging prick) drat... I was hoping even if it was going to be a cheesy mayan 3rd world not quite 100% functional end of the world at least he would have been purged...
For the end of the world it was frankly a bit of a non event and they should fire their event planner.... sigh... I mean I couldnt even get a tee shirt.
Paul in NZ
21st December 2012, 07:54
Eggsackery. 7.00am Saturday morning our time according to National Radio yesterday. I think...
Oh piss off - its the first day of my holiday - I'm NOT getting up early just for that.
Swoop
21st December 2012, 08:01
A Mayan astrologer walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the wrong date?"
What if the Mayan calendar really ends in 5015 and we've just being holding it upside down?
I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 21/12/12.
I think it's Mayanaise.
I'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.
Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.
My advent calender is much better than the Mayan calendar! It goes past 21st December and has chocolates in it.
slofox
21st December 2012, 08:08
Oh piss off - its the first day of my holiday - I'm NOT getting up early just for that.
It mighta been 7.00pm - can't really remember.
Stirts
21st December 2012, 08:14
I foresee a great rise in abortion rates around the world.
Tigadee
21st December 2012, 08:20
Walked into work to find the place flooded. A hot water cylinder upstairs had burst and leaked its entire contents, creating a beautiful (I imagine) waterfall that went down into our offices and atrium.
Still have to work though... Bugger!
bogan
21st December 2012, 09:00
CALM DOWN
If The Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans...:doh:
A Mayan astrologer walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the wrong date?"
What if the Mayan calendar really ends in 5015 and we've just being holding it upside down?
I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 21/12/12.
I think it's Mayanaise.
I'm currently hiding in an underground reinforced metal bunker consisting of 26 inches of solid steel with enough food and water to last me 6 months at the moment.
Nothing to do with the Mayan prophecy, I just forgot to get my wife a present for her birthday this morning.
My advent calender is much better than the Mayan calendar! It goes past 21st December and has chocolates in it.
:laugh:
People are making jokes about the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow!
wharekura
21st December 2012, 09:21
People are making jokes about the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow!
I think people were more anxious about 1999 than our recent doomsday. The joy it was executing laborious test plans to see if systems could handle 00.
Surprised Prince hasnt come out with a hit single for 2012.
steve_t
21st December 2012, 10:29
It mighta been 7.00pm - can't really remember.
12:11am Saturday for us in New Zild.
Klaatu banana necktie
oneofsix
21st December 2012, 10:32
I think people were more anxious about 1999 than our recent doomsday. The joy it was executing laborious test plans to see if systems could handle 00.
But there was a real reason to test that but not due to doomsday, just short sighted programming.
Surprised Prince hasnt come out with a hit single for 2012.
No but I did hear a clip of some pimply face boy trying to sing what appeared to be a remake with reference to partying like it was 2013 or some such crap. :sick:
ducatilover
21st December 2012, 10:55
:D I'm going to lord over the world after teh zombies eat all you pricks.
caspernz
21st December 2012, 11:12
:D I'm going to lord over the world after teh zombies eat all you pricks.
Does that mean you're a cockroach then? :eek5:
ducatilover
21st December 2012, 11:13
Does that mean you're a cockroach then? :eek5:
:yes: Only by blood...
Maha
21st December 2012, 11:46
11:11 GMT is the time it is suposed to happen...midnight here in NZ......theres still time :devil2:
add 13 hours...which makes it 12:11am.....tomorrow, someone fucked up.
PrincessBandit
21st December 2012, 12:18
Bunch of premature fuckers. Not kiwi time but wanky time is the important one. so it will be tomorrow for us lot.:Punk:
Thought that might appeal to the blokes a bit more.
I've got my pointy foil hat ready. And one for my cat. Oh, and my rabbit.
p.s. I'd also heard it was meant to be 11.11pm. Thank Maha and me for giving you a few more hours to commit your end-of-the-world rituals. You're welcome
Jantar
21st December 2012, 12:48
There were 5 possible times:
At the start of the 21st where ever you happen to be; sort of like a rolling massive earthquake perhaps?
At the sunrise on the 21st Mayan time; that's around 18:30 New Zealand time.
At the end of the 21st where ever you happen to be.
At 11:11 GMT on the 21st, based on some crank who works with numbers and nothing to do with the Mayans; That is 00:11 on the 22nd New Zealand time.
At sunset on the 21st Mayan time; thats around 06:30 on the 22nd for us.
The doomsayers can't even agree on a time, or a method that the world will end, so lets just party up anyway.
wharekura
21st December 2012, 13:20
The doomsayers can't even agree on a time, or a method that the world will end, so lets just party up anyway.
The doomsayers do agree that we all should believe their crap and be as gullible and brain washed as they are. Whats worse I have a coworker that believed in that Planet X and wanted me to watch outside for it as it was visible with the naked eye. Now hes no dumb fella and nor his mate - but i think they smoke a bit too much enlightening shit and browse the net for this doomsday stuff instead of watching visuals of Gods requirement for procreation. Amen.
ducatilover
21st December 2012, 13:31
The doomsayers can't even agree on a time, or a method that the world will end, so lets just party up anyway.
As bad as religions aren't they?
Laava
21st December 2012, 14:39
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3nRjlK3jfY
mulletman
21st December 2012, 14:51
Thought that might appeal to the blokes a bit more.
. Oh, and my rabbit.
One for the girls ...:whistle:
GSF
21st December 2012, 14:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0
The apocalypse is so much more fun when it's funky as hell and packed with bongos!
SMOKEU
21st December 2012, 15:27
The apocalypse will happen once the terrorists start the nuclear Armageddon.
F5 Dave
21st December 2012, 16:03
The apocalypse is so much more fun when it's funky as hell and packed with bongos!
What I liked was at the very end it said "Soundtrack available wherever Records & Tapes are sold" :scratch:
mashman
21st December 2012, 20:18
The doomsayers can't even agree on a time, or a method that the world will end, so lets just party up anyway.
Flood. And some are preparing (http://inhabitat.com/dutchman-builds-massive-ark-to-save-the-netherlands-from-drowning/2-19/)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--ijrJT-tFo8/TvIVWG_eeSI/AAAAAAAADNU/1_apmGRfVR4/s1600/Dresdner_Codex_1200_Flood.jpg
PrincessBandit
21st December 2012, 20:45
Flood. And some are preparing (http://inhabitat.com/dutchman-builds-massive-ark-to-save-the-netherlands-from-drowning/2-19/)
Oh, I thought it was "flood" first time round (you know, Noah, and all); next time it's meant to be by fire.
Happy barbeque-ing and :drinkup:
mashman
21st December 2012, 20:57
Oh, I thought it was "flood" first time round (you know, Noah, and all); next time it's meant to be by fire.
Happy barbeque-ing and :drinkup:
heh... nope, still supposed to be a flood according to some mad German scientist type (they're seldom wrong ;)). Especially is Nibiru is involved (http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2012/10/right-under-our-eyes-nibiru-on-its-way-2481988.html)
Tink
21st December 2012, 21:19
I feel old.... feel like I have been here before... in 1988 or was it 89 some dead shite was surposed to have caused the worlds end... now some more dead people who couldn't count past 2012 are doing it again... I feel for all the mad loonies out there.... :bash::brick::bash:... I suggest they join kiwibiker, or some other humerous entertainment for the evening!:woohoo:
puddytat
21st December 2012, 21:27
Its also the Summer Solstice today ....like it is every year....for ever & ever......
11:12 universal time 21/12/12...
Road kill
21st December 2012, 21:42
Ha I'm going fishing tomorrow so the end of the world can just sod off an wait for another bloody day.:angry:
Genestho
21st December 2012, 21:43
Bunch of premature fuckers. Not kiwi time but yanky time is the important one. so it will be tomorrow for us lot.:Punk:
Hah! Too slow bro!
heh... nope, still supposed to be a flood according to some mad German scientist type (they're seldom wrong ;)). Especially is Nibiru is involved (http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2012/10/right-under-our-eyes-nibiru-on-its-way-2481988.html)
Sssssssss, did you read the linked source at original post, and the date, lol........................ :drinkup:
Edit: April 1st, hopefully not many fools were harmed in the making of the post....................:sunny:
mashman
21st December 2012, 21:48
Sssssssss, did you read the linked source at original post, and the date, lol........................:drinkup:
Maybe :innocent:
ellipsis
21st December 2012, 21:51
..that pic reminded me of a big weatherboard job i have to do, coming up soon...
TheTengTheory
21st December 2012, 22:44
Unable to load facebook.
THE END IS COMING!!!!!!@#!@#!
mashman
21st December 2012, 22:49
..that pic reminded me of a big weatherboard job i have to do, coming up soon...
maybe not :eek:
ellipsis
21st December 2012, 22:55
maybe not :eek:
...the alternative is retiring to the corpse hall in Valhalla and feasting and fighting all day then resuming the next day, for all eternity...i'll opt for being stuck in hell thanks...the price of fuel will still be more next month, to be sure, to be sure...
mashman
21st December 2012, 23:00
...the alternative is retiring to the corpse hall in Valhalla and feasting and fighting all day then resuming the next day, for all eternity...i'll opt for being stuck in hell thanks...the price of fuel will still be more next month, to be sure, to be sure...
If that's the case, you're merely in training.
ducatilover
21st December 2012, 23:13
Ha I'm going fishing tomorrow so the end of the world can just sod off an wait for another bloody day.:angry:
Same here, got me a new rod and all for Christmas!
:2thumbsup
ellipsis
21st December 2012, 23:15
If that's the case, you're merely in training.
...yes...i feel i have a lot more practice in me...upping the dosage?...
mashman
21st December 2012, 23:22
...yes...i feel i have a lot more practice in me...upping the dosage?...
:niceone: isn't that what the doctor ordered? In fact I'll join you... feel the burn.
ellipsis
21st December 2012, 23:25
:niceone: isn't that what the doctor ordered? In fact I'll join you... feel the burn.
...i have sticks to sharpen first...
Gremlin
22nd December 2012, 02:15
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97u10NndC1qd3ppyo1_400.jpg
cc rider
22nd December 2012, 03:07
Well fuck... 3 days off sick this wk, back at work on the 21st & the world bloody ended... there goes my accrued leave time... :mad: :thud:
schrodingers cat
22nd December 2012, 05:38
Well the world has ended and all and what do you know? Heaven is just like New Zealand. We always said that didn't we? Especially to those Aussie pricks.
Assuming that this is heaven...
martybabe
22nd December 2012, 05:51
Is it wrong to be a bit dissapointed?
madandy
22nd December 2012, 06:57
The Sun is up, I'm off for a ride!
Cyclone Evan and the end of the world are late and I' not waiting for the pricks :scooter:
Maha
22nd December 2012, 07:05
One Mayan to another
The irony is...the date on that drawing..:mellow:
Berries
22nd December 2012, 07:28
So I am now going to regret what I did at the Christmas party last night?
Fuck.
wharekura
22nd December 2012, 07:56
So I am now going to regret what I did at the Christmas party last night?
As long as you can sit down, there are no regrets :)
mashman
22nd December 2012, 08:08
The irony is...the date on that drawing..:mellow:
I know... coz there aren't 21 months in a year.
dinosaur
22nd December 2012, 10:55
are you sure we're still here
we could be stuck in a Matrix type false imaginary world ....
But that's pretty normal for me, so I wouldn't know really ......
is their whiskey in the house? I guess that's all the matters?
mashman
22nd December 2012, 12:53
You've still got 107.5 days to wait given that we shifted from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian calendar 430 years ago. The time zone was a red herring.
Zedder
22nd December 2012, 13:36
You've still got 107.5 days to wait given that we shifted from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian calendar 430 years ago. The time zone was a red herring.
The Mayans didn't even use anything that was relevant to the Julian or Gregorian calandar.
You're just winding people up and next you'll be saying things like Gerry Brownlee is going to sort out the Christchurch situation ffs!
Jantar
22nd December 2012, 13:49
You've still got 107.5 days to wait given that we shifted from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian calendar 430 years ago. The time zone was a red herring.
It doesn't matter which calander we use, the Mayan one changes on their summer solstice. I don't believe their is a solstice in 107.5 days.
ducatilover
22nd December 2012, 13:51
It doesn't matter which calander we use, the Mayan one changes on their summer solstice. I don't believe their is a solstice in 107.5 days.
Got the dates here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox
Funny how all these fuckwit world-enders hype up the equinox and solstice rubbish to be impossibly exciting.
mashman
22nd December 2012, 14:40
The Mayans didn't even use anything that was relevant to the Julian or Gregorian calandar.
You're just winding people up and next you'll be saying things like Gerry Brownlee is going to sort out the Christchurch situation ffs!
But we do.
You mean he hasn't already. I thought it was all in hand and was sorted out as we don't hear about it anymore.
It doesn't matter which calander we use, the Mayan one changes on their summer solstice. I don't believe their is a solstice in 107.5 days.
Now that seems to have a ring of truth about it.
Got the dates here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox
Funny how all these fuckwit world-enders hype up the equinox and solstice rubbish to be impossibly exciting.
You celebrate your birthday doncha? Sometimes people need an excuse to party... and best to be a partaying when the hammer falls than not, even if it doesn't fall.
Zedder
22nd December 2012, 15:04
[QUOTE=mashman;1130453179]But we do.
You mean he hasn't already. I thought it was all in hand and was sorted out as we don't hear about it anymore.
Nah, Brownlee was just on an extended lunch break. I heard he was preparing himself for auditioning as Mr Creosote in the Monty Python greatest hits remake.
mashman
22nd December 2012, 15:18
Nah, Brownlee was just on an extended lunch break. I heard he was preparing himself for auditioning as Mr Creosote in the Monty Python greatest hits remake.
heh heh heh... cannot spread again. A makeup artists dream client.
ellipsis
22nd December 2012, 18:38
A makeup artists dream client.
...he would need very little of that to share a very close resemblance to Mr Creosote...the fat sweaty prick...
mashman
22nd December 2012, 19:09
...he would need very little of that to share a very close resemblance to Mr Creosote...the fat sweaty prick...
ayeeeeee that was my initial thought too. Little bit of a wavey haired forehead and swap the glasses for a mustache et voila, instant Creosote. Do you have a special stick for him?
Laava
22nd December 2012, 21:32
Well now that it is well past the apocalyptic conclusion, the serious, gullible doomsdayer slash conspiracy theorist will be looking for the next thing to bore on about. If you think this is you, check out chemtrailing. Smoke yourself a joint first and your head will be spinning in no time. Enjoy! http://chemtrailsnorthnz.wordpress.com/
mashman
22nd December 2012, 22:08
Well now that it is well past the apocalyptic conclusion, the serious, gullible doomsdayer slash conspiracy theorist will be looking for the next thing to bore on about. If you think this is you, check out chemtrailing. Smoke yourself a joint first and your head will be spinning in no time. Enjoy! http://chemtrailsnorthnz.wordpress.com/
At least stoke the fire a bit (www.chemtrails911.com/intro_to_chem.htm) and then offer a potentially nefarious reason for dodgy chemicals being pumped into the atmosphere for financial gain by using something that is happening in the geographical area (http://fairfaxmedia.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx) of your initial "source".
Oh yeah, you're welcome :woohoo:
Laava
22nd December 2012, 22:15
Meh! I,m too lazy and I knew that someone else would do the hard yards for me ! Thanks tho!
mashman
22nd December 2012, 22:52
Meh! I,m too lazy and I knew that someone else would do the hard yards for me ! Thanks tho!
heh heh heh... always willing to help
Berries
22nd December 2012, 23:09
Well now that it is well past the apocalyptic conclusion, the serious, gullible doomsdayer slash conspiracy theorist will be looking for the next thing to bore on about. If you think this is you, check out chemtrailing. Smoke yourself a joint first and your head will be spinning in no time. Enjoy! http://chemtrailsnorthnz.wordpress.com/
Yep, got them in Dunedin too, read the comments from the bottom up - http://www.odt.co.nz/news/your-news/236020/what-was
ducatilover
23rd December 2012, 08:39
You celebrate your birthday doncha? Sometimes people need an excuse to party... and best to be a partaying when the hammer falls than not, even if it doesn't fall.
An excuse to party? Limp wristed buggers, life is a party!
Zedder
23rd December 2012, 08:58
At least stoke the fire a bit (www.chemtrails911.com/intro_to_chem.htm) and then offer a potentially nefarious reason for dodgy chemicals being pumped into the atmosphere for financial gain by using something that is happening in the geographical area (http://fairfaxmedia.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx) of your initial "source".
Oh yeah, you're welcome :woohoo:
And that's how it's done, you da man Masho!
mashman
23rd December 2012, 10:45
An excuse to party? Limp wristed buggers, life is a party!
It is. Where the fuck did my invite go?
And that's how it's done, you da man Masho!
FUCK YEAH!
ducatilover
23rd December 2012, 10:55
It is. Where the fuck did my invite go?
Some of us just can't make it work :bleh:
mashman
23rd December 2012, 10:59
Some of us just can't make it work :bleh:
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa... I have children, I'm used to the vicarious lifestyle :blink:
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