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nzmikey
24th December 2012, 10:46
How do you want your family to ermmm ahhhh have your service done .. :facepalm:

yeah just click the link & you will see what I am on about ... : http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/

Big Dave
24th December 2012, 10:50
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Disco Dan
24th December 2012, 10:54
How do you want your family to ermmm ahhhh have your service done .. :facepalm:

yeah just click the link & you will see what I am on about ... : http://www.autoblog.com/2010/04/27/puerto-rican-funeral-home-presents-shooting-victim-on-his-motorc/

I've just 'clicked' to who you are on KB now ;) Just saw that on FB :whistle:

nzmikey
24th December 2012, 11:00
I've just 'clicked' to who you are on KB now ;) Just saw that on FB :whistle:

Huh yeah I am a Cunt on both FB & here .... & while I am at it Reddit as well ...

unstuck
24th December 2012, 11:24
FUCK, thats pretty creepy.:eek5: Your not a DUEDIST too are you Dave?:2thumbsup

GTRMAN
24th December 2012, 11:38
yep, about a 7.5 on the weird-shit-o-meter....

Big Dave
24th December 2012, 12:13
FUCK, thats pretty creepy.:eek5: Your not a DUEDIST too are you Dave?:2thumbsup


No. I like the Eagles. But I do like much of their philosophy.

skippa1
24th December 2012, 12:18
he has a relaxed grip but I can see him running into difficulty with his foot position. More than likely catch a foot on a slightly raised cloud and it will be all over rover.....I guess it sort of is anyway so it doesnt matter. As you were.

PrincessBandit
24th December 2012, 15:22
My first thought was they just looked like models from Madame Two-swords (eh, I can't remember how to spell her name properly so that'll do) wax museum. But the more I think about it it's creeeeeeeeeeeeepy, especially the dude standing in his mothers living room (oh, how inappropriate, i should have called it the 'lounge')
I reckon having your animals taxiderm-ed is bad enough but to have a loved one embalmed like that it just bizarre. Each to their own I guess, especially if it was at their request; however I'm not sure that they'd realise that their wishes hadn't been complied with if relatives went against them...

Road kill
24th December 2012, 15:27
That is some strange shit man.:gob:

I'm just gonna get burnt an dusted,don't care how or where.

Nova.
24th December 2012, 21:40
chuck me in my digger, slam the door shut and bury me in a hole :sweatdrop

hayd3n
25th December 2012, 01:10
donated my organs , donate me to science then cremate me,
make my bike into a sculpture (well whats left of it)

Big Dave
25th December 2012, 02:20
chuck me in my digger, slam the door shut and bury me in a hole :sweatdrop



If the door of the digger is shut, how can they fill the hole? Or is this some sort of Schrodinger's cat scenario?

Nova.
25th December 2012, 07:04
If the door of the digger is shut, how can they fill the hole? Or is this some sort of Schrodinger's cat scenario?

hehehe well... :shifty:

jasonu
25th December 2012, 08:17
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Exact same thing happened to me when we spread my father in laws ashes. My silly bitch sister in law was supposed to sprinkle the ashed into a stream but instead did what John Goodman did in the video clip. That shit went everywhere except into the stream.

nzmikey
25th December 2012, 09:21
donated my organs , donate me to science then cremate me,
make my bike into a sculpture (well whats left of it)

lol you planning on having enough of yourself left to give to science ?

Figured they they would not want me ... cant do alot with a bag of goo ... well I will be fine until the Helmet & leathers come off & everything oozes out :killingme

Conquiztador
25th December 2012, 14:05
Seriously guys, you realise you can't be a Zombie if you are cremated!

allycatz
26th December 2012, 10:58
Exact same thing happened to me when we spread my father in laws ashes. My silly bitch sister in law was supposed to sprinkle the ashed into a stream but instead did what John Goodman did in the video clip. That shit went everywhere except into the stream.

The lid came off my mothers ashes in the boot of my car...mum spread everywhere...shes now buried in a vacuum cleaner bag inside a Pak n Save bag

Nova.
26th December 2012, 11:12
The lid came off my mothers ashes in the boot of my car...mum spread everywhere...shes now buried in a vacuum cleaner bag inside a Pak n Save bag

classy :shifty:

Flip
26th December 2012, 11:46
I always said the best jap bike rider is a dead one.

Now just burn the japper and get rid of both bike and rider, QED.

Laava
26th December 2012, 12:31
I always said the best jap bike rider is a dead one.

Now just burn the japper and get rid of both bike and rider, QED.

Lame troll bro!
Lame!

SVboy
26th December 2012, 12:45
I always said the best jap bike rider is a dead one.

Now just burn the japper and get rid of both bike and rider, QED.

Your punishment for posting such dribble is to have to attempt to live in Oamaru....may god have mercy on your soul.