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neels
24th December 2012, 23:03
:2thumbsup

scumdog
24th December 2012, 23:09
Likewise:woohoo:
And you helped make mine happier...:yes::msn-wink:

Grizzo
24th December 2012, 23:36
Merry bloody christmas:beer:

hayd3n
25th December 2012, 00:38
merry sexmas!!

TheTengTheory
25th December 2012, 00:50
merry sexmas!!

:devil2::grouphug:

Brian d marge
25th December 2012, 01:08
yes , sorry to those I had a go at , and the occasional spirit induced rubbish ,

Happy Xmas to you all and let the drinking begin ( I reckon its close enough to Santa time )

Stephen

gijoe1313
25th December 2012, 07:23
Bah! Humbug!

Actually, this may turn out to be one of the better Christmas I've had. Usually I was stuck in my parent's takeaway up to midnight (or past) prepping for the usual massive family do. This would be the time when my parents would get rarked up and fight like cats and dogs. My brother usually pissed off since "older brother will take care of it". Absolutely detested and dreaded Xmas time.

Now, the shop is sold and this is the first Xmas I can recall when voices weren't raised. Also helps I'm in my own house now ... being bloody chinese has its own unique culture cringes!

Merry Xmas to one and all you savages!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR2WWaAXU-k

mashman
25th December 2012, 08:18
Merry Christmas... one more box of lego to go... fuckin pony lego

Oakie
25th December 2012, 10:56
Happy Xmas to you all and let the drinking begin ( I reckon its close enough to Santa time )

What he said ... and our drinking began shortly after 8am with a couple of mimosas each to go with breakfast.

Conquiztador
25th December 2012, 14:01
Stay safe all and everyone

275076

SMOKEU
25th December 2012, 17:26
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Brian d marge
25th December 2012, 18:56
Merry Christmas... one more box of lego to go... fuckin pony lego

U got off lightly , ours nwas Nintendo 3ds and if one wants the other wants
Then the rc cars
And helicopters
And a ROC battle tank. ( Santa thought it was way cool , and he was right )
My bike bank account has been gang banged by king Kong and his mates

Stephen

Oh and the wife got a CD

Grizzo
25th December 2012, 19:25
Now that's a merry fuckin christmas!

mashman
25th December 2012, 21:20
U got off lightly , ours nwas Nintendo 3ds and if one wants the other wants
Then the rc cars
And helicopters
And a ROC battle tank. ( Santa thought it was way cool , and he was right )
My bike bank account has been gang banged by king Kong and his mates

Stephen

Oh and the wife got a CD

Damn you got some cool shit... setup and walk away too. Pony lego took hours. 3 sets of it. Daaaaad, where does this go, Daaaaaad, I can't be bothered any more, Daaaaaad she took my horse and won't give it me back. Comes this time of year I wishes for boys n cool toys... Anyways, I've got an IOU for a beer fridge, one with tap on it that'll save me feckin around with bottles and keep our fridge clear for food. The question is: buy a fridge and convert it, or spend twice as much and buy a purpose built one... hmmmmmmmm.

Marmoot
25th December 2012, 21:56
Merry Christmas all you heathens.
Peace on earth and goodwill to all.
Don't forget the 4kph limit is up till 7th Jan 2013.
Be safe.

george formby
25th December 2012, 22:46
Check me lights out...


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scumdog
25th December 2012, 23:15
Just back from socialising in Coober Pedy, mucho home-made red vino drunk in an underground house (a 'dugout') and much hilarity by all involved, a nice 33 degree night.

Oh, and still Merry Xmas here!

Goblin
26th December 2012, 09:26
Just back from socialising in Coober Pedy, mucho home-made red vino drunk in an underground house (a 'dugout') and much hilarity by all involved, a nice 33 degree night.

Oh, and still Merry Xmas here!

You call 33degrees "nice"?:sweatdrop
Well I hope you got to snog ya Doris under the mistletoe.

Merry Xmas to ya'll!

oldrider
26th December 2012, 09:38
You call 33degrees "nice"?:sweatdrop
Well I hope you got to snog ya Doris under the mistletoe.

Merry Xmas to ya'll!

It was 33.9 degrees C here yesterday and it was "bloody" hot!

Not a hell of a lot of movement about after all the food drink and hilarity was over just ... :yawn:

Hope yus all had a happy day! :yes:

bosslady
26th December 2012, 09:58
Merry Xmas all :)

tbs
26th December 2012, 20:19
9pm Sunday night: baby daughter starts throwing up. I've got a big last day at work and planning to make an early start so wife stays up with her.
3am: I hear my boy crying so get up to investigate. He's puking too. I'm sent back to bed. Not feeling great myself but I'm sure it's psychosomatic, so back to sleep.
5:30am: alarm goes. Bugger. Up and shower. Feeling bad but sure I'm just tired. Lie on bed for the next hour... Finally get up and get dressed. Goodbye to wife who's had about 1 hour of sleep and cleaned up numerous spews. Out to garage.... Where are my boots?... Hmmm best get to the bathroom quick-smart.... Bluuurrrgggghhhh. Nope, wasn't psychomathinggy. Back to bed.
9:30am wife texts my apprentice to say I ain't coming in.
11am: wife goes out to buy supplies.
11:05am: Son pukes copiously on carpet. Get him outside and sit with him for a bit then go in and attempt clean-up. Doesn't go well as I go into round two myself, but at least I have the decency to step outside and do it in the garden. Shaky knees, aching stomach muscles and cold sweat.
3pm: baby girl is box of birds again. Me and the boy, not so much.
6pm: manage 1 pancake for dinner. Son has low blood sugar and exhaustion induced meltdown.

Christmas day: feeling better but fragile with headache. It's 103 percent humidity and spends half the day raining. Christmas lunch with close friends is postponed and we're told best not to come see the rest of my family at my brother's house. Quiet evening watching tv. Wife has glass of really awful wine (gift). I sip my lucozade.

Boxing day, 8am: other sluice opens and virus purging begins.
10am: baby daughter pukes on me. Awesome.....
3:30pm friends arrive with our Christmas present.....
4pm: ...... Eat Turducken with all the trimmings. First proper meal in three days, so eat cautiously.
5pm: assemble son's Lego for him.

9:20 pm might cautiously crack a different bottle of wine.

Happy New Year everyone.