It's been a while....

[Slipstream]

ODE TO THE R1


Fairings of red

Two wheels of black

Make my bottom jaw drop

And my body go slack




I have read the specs

And I understand

That the R1 isn't the fastest

Even under the right hand




But I don't care

I still love it heaps

And I will own one

Before that Reaper reaps




180-horsepower

Ram-air fuel-injected

I have no idea what that means

As you all prolly suspected




Liquid-cooled, 20-valve

In-line four-cylinder

Wait there's more

Just filling ya in here




81.3 inches long

And 379 lbs. dry

This throbbing beast

I most surely would try




That's the '05 model

Which is still really hot

But the 'O2 model

*phew*

That's the money shot




It's pillion seat hurts

It bruised my butt bad

But I don't care tho

I still think it's rad




Now, if you haven't figured it yet

If you haven't read clearly

I love the R1

I love it quite dearly




So there it is out in the open

My favourite bar none

The bike of my dreams

The Yamaha R1:love:

[Sensei]

You have got to get out more Girl !! Your starting make since even if you like the wrong bike :Punk:

[Slipstream]

You have got to get out more Girl !! Your starting make since even if you like the wrong bike :Punk:

Haven't you figured it out yet...I'm avoiding study for my exam tomorrow....been studying for the past couple of days and will be again tomorrow before the exam.... you just can't keep true love quiet....

[GROOMER]

It bruised my butt bad

Hmmmm..... :innocent: :whistle:

[zadok]

A few more for you to drool over.

[Slipstream]

A few more for you to drool over.

That custom one is pretty trick :D

[SixPackBack]

That custom one is pretty trick :D

Come back to the dark side sweetheart, this is what you really want :love:

[placidfemme]

Come back to the dark side sweetheart, this is what you really want :love:

That is one of the ones I want... *can't make up my mind*

and good poem by the way! R1's are kewl :)

[SPORK]

To the rhyming Slipstream:

Of a lovely Arr-Wun
We all know that you dream
I will show your desire
Spic, span, and clean

Never too slow
Rarely too fast
An R1 experience
Will forever last

So without further adue
I show you the pics
With the sincerest hopes
That you stop making massive rhymes about everything that noone can beat. Popes.

[SixPackBack]

That is one of the ones I want... *can't make up my mind*

and good poem by the way! R1's are kewl :)

Hey Placid....how are ya bud.......first step to the dream bike....get a job where they actually give a fuck about you, sorry dear not paying fucken STINKS :mad:

[placidfemme]

Hey Placid....how are ya bud.......first step to the dream bike....get a job where they actually give a fuck about you, sorry dear not paying fucken STINKS :mad:

Thanks... yeah it's not just me though... from what I can tell I think it's the whole company that didn't get paid...

lol but I have to wait until I get my full before I can buy a bike over 250cc... so that gives me.... over a year to save for it lol...

*can't make my mind up between about.... 6 bikes lol*

[Sparky Bills]

This on dont go so bad either :whistle:

GO THE MIGHTY R1!!!!!!!! :Punk:

[bugjuice]

my contribution. In honour of Swanman :drinkup: :Punk:

[Hitcher]

I catch a paper boy
But things don't really change
I'm standing in the wind
But I never wave bye-bye
But I try, I try
There's no sign of life
It's just the power to charm
I'm lying in the rain
But I never wave bye-bye
But I try, I try
Never gonna fall for
Modern love - walks beside me
Modern love - walks on by
Modern love - gets me to the church on time
Church on time - terrifies me
Church on time - makes me party
Church on time - puts my trust in god and man
God and man - no confessions
God and man - no religion
God and man - don't believe in modern love
It's not really work
It's just the power to charm
I'm still standing in the wind
But I never wave bye bye
But I try, I try