Anybody got a good Lance Armstrong joke?

[Big Dave]

Need to bait some die-hards.

[Big Dave]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong
to a "who has more testicles
contest." Chuck Norris won by 5.

[Bender]

Good on Lance. At least he had the ball to front up.

[SMOKEU]

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

[Swoop]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/109015-Friday-jokes?p=1130466122#post1130466122

Keep up with the play folks!



EDIT: A new lot!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/109015-Friday-jokes?p=1130466906#post1130466906

[Akzle]

in a previous interview about his drug use, Lance answered:
"complete bollocks"

that bastard can't tell the truth about anything....

[Swoop]

I am wondering if there is some sort of "fantasia" going around.

This person is a drugs cheat for what, 10 (?) years.
He now "confesses" to the media.

Is he:
A. Trying to get sympathy from the public?
B. Trying to get sympathy from the media?
C. Trying to ease his concience?

Either way, the person is NOT an example worth the exposure that other athletes should be associated with.



Perhaps it is time for a "normal" olympic games and an "enhanced" (no limits) olympic games?

[bogan]

D: trying to cash in on it.

Bet he'd give his left one not to have been caught.

[Akzle]

I am wondering if there is some sort of "fantasia" going around.

This person is a drugs cheat for what, 10 (?) years.
He now "confesses" to the media.

Is he:
A. Trying to get sympathy from the public?
B. Trying to get sympathy from the media?
C. Trying to ease his concience?

Either way, the person is NOT an example worth the exposure that other athletes should be associated with.



Perhaps it is time for a "normal" olympic games and an "enhanced" (no limits) olympic games?

where's the punchline <_<

(there's no such thing as bad publicity)