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SMOKEU
21st January 2013, 12:29
" A distinguished scientist is determined to turn back time and recreate a Neanderthal baby – but he needs an adventurous woman to help.

Harvard Medical School genetics professor George Church is adamant he can bring our extinct ancestor back to life now technology is so advanced, but he first needs to find a female willing to carry the baby, the Daily Mail has reported.

Neanderthals were the closest extinct human relative, who lived between 200,000 and 28,000 years ago.

Archaeologists first discovered the species in Germany in 1856 and have been studying their DNA structure since.

Church, whose ideas formed the plot for Jurassic Park, believes he can recreate Neanderthals through modern medicine and his colleagues agree.

"I have already managed to attract enough DNA from fossil bones to reconstruct the DNA of the human species largely extinct. Now I need an adventurous female human," he told German magazine, Der Spiegel.

"It depends on a lot of things, but I think it can be done. The reason I would consider it a possibility is that a bunch of technologies are developing faster than ever before.

"In particular, reading and writing DNA is now about a million times faster than seven or eight years ago. Another technology that the de-extinction of a Neanderthal would require is human cloning.

"We can clone all kinds of mammals, so it's very likely that we could clone a human. Why shouldn't we be able to do so?"

Recreating Neanderthals could benefit mankind, Church said.

"Neanderthals might think differently than we do. We know that they had a larger cranial size. They could even be more intelligent than us.

"When the time comes to deal with an epidemic or getting off the planet or whatever, it's conceivable that their way of thinking could be beneficial."

His main goal was to increase diversity, stating that low diversity was bad for culture and evolution.

"If you become a monoculture, you are at great risk of perishing. Therefore the recreation of Neanderthals would be mainly a question of societal risk avoidance."

Church is a pioneer in synthetic biology and helped initiate the Human Genome Project that created a map of the human genome in the 1980s.

For his idea to come to life, the Neanderthal genome would need to be sequenced, something which has already been done, he told Der Spiegel.

"The next step would be to chop this genome up into, say, 10,000 chunks and then synthesize these. Finally, you would introduce these chunks into a human stem cell.

If we do that often enough, then we would generate a stem cell line that would get closer and closer to the corresponding sequence of the Neanderthal."

Then all the "chunks" are assembled in a human stem cell, which would then form a Neanderthal clone.

That’s when the human female comes in as a surrogate mother.

It might sound far-fetched, but experts told the Daily Mail that Church’s plan was feasible"

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8203804/Mother-wanted-for-Neanderthal-baby

They really should do a SMOKEU clone next. That would be totally kick ass.

Grashopper
21st January 2013, 12:41
Oh my dog! :shit: That poor kid (the Neanderthal, not your clone SMOKEU, don't know you well enough :) ) It's amazing what unethical things people think are ok in the name of science.

Anyway, I want a pet dinosaur!!!

ellipsis
21st January 2013, 12:42
...he's too fucking late...mothers seem to have been knocking out neanderthal progeny for quite some time now...or has he not noticed...

Gremlin
21st January 2013, 13:15
If it's that easy, why not bring back an extinct animal first?

The Lone Rider
21st January 2013, 13:22
...he's too fucking late...mothers seem to have been knocking out neanderthal progeny for quite some time now...or has he not noticed...

+1




And 10 Chars

imdying
21st January 2013, 13:49
He should watch Police Ten Seven... could find himself a neanderthal mother for it pretty easily. Big forehead and flattened nose is a big give away.

Grashopper
21st January 2013, 13:51
If it's that easy, why not bring back an extinct animal first?

That's probably exactly what he thinks he's doing :no:

Grizzo
21st January 2013, 13:51
I reckon they could get heaps of volunteers here in NZ if it comes with the DPB:yes:

Stirts
21st January 2013, 13:57
...he's too fucking late...mothers seem to have been knocking out neanderthal progeny for quite some time now...or has he not noticed...

Nah they aren't Neanderthals, they are known as the Homo Slackarse-Erectus, see...

276765

red mermaid
21st January 2013, 14:27
I nominate Azkle to be the mutha.

Banditbandit
21st January 2013, 14:33
Oh .. I thought he was the progeny ????

Zedder
21st January 2013, 15:35
Oh .. I thought he was the progeny ????

That's an insult to Neanderthals.

awa355
21st January 2013, 15:41
I nominate my sister in law. :drinkup:

OOPS! they only want to go back one version of those walking upright. :shit: that rules 'it' out.

unstuck
21st January 2013, 16:02
Plenty of knuckle dragging sluts in pj,s at our local whare whare.:yes: Take your pick.:Punk:

scumdog
21st January 2013, 16:13
Nah they aren't Neanderthals, they are known as the Homo Slackarse-Erectus, see...



Well goodness me, how can any man dressed/looking like that have any self repsect and pride of appearance.:blink:

Hitcher
21st January 2013, 17:00
This is too easy. I can think of several locations in New Zealand where finding female knuckle-draggers to impregnate would be frighteningly easy.

awa355
21st January 2013, 17:29
Susan, where are you. Science needs you. now:woohoo: There is life after singing

sil3nt
21st January 2013, 17:37
I would rather scientists spent more time on this crazy shit than trying to make us live forever.

Laava
21st January 2013, 18:45
I apologise!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZeSeOPit1o

haydes55
21st January 2013, 19:41
I apologise!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZeSeOPit1o

Susan Boyle's hotter :love:

mashman
21st January 2013, 19:46
Well goodness me, how can any man dressed/looking like that have any self repsect and pride of appearance.:blink:

a much cooler look than their counterparts ill fitting garb.

scumdog
21st January 2013, 19:49
a much cooler look than their counterparts ill fitting garb.

'Cooler'? I think not...

mashman
21st January 2013, 19:52
'Cooler'? I think not...

You're biased, I'm completely impartial and the homey looks the shizz officizz... So ya ha, I think so.

Banditbandit
22nd January 2013, 08:26
That's an insult to Neanderthals.

You can't insult Neanderthals - they are too stupid to notice ...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmlr1KF3dy2_npZ3lhFu_jp23te8Tlj XM4ZCrA7_5sYHxrXDGmTFiO44ol

Zedder
22nd January 2013, 08:47
[QUOTE=Banditbandit;1130483612]You can't insult Neanderthals - they are too stupid to notice ...

Lol. Apparently though BB, they had larger brains than modern humans.

Banditbandit
22nd January 2013, 10:48
Lol. Apparently though BB, they had larger brains than modern humans.

So do dolphins ... I didn't see them invent computers ... your point is ???

Zedder
22nd January 2013, 10:55
So do dolphins ... I didn't see them invent computers ... your point is ???

Just that twinB, they weren't dumb according to scientists.

Banditbandit
22nd January 2013, 11:00
Nanderthals are extinct ... in the evolutionary scale they were a dead end (literally) ... they lost out to Mother Nature ... can't have been that bright ..

Grizzo
22nd January 2013, 11:12
Willing candidate here...

:sick::sick::sick:

Zedder
22nd January 2013, 11:16
Nanderthals are extinct ... in the evolutionary scale they were a dead end (literally) ... they lost out to Mother Nature ... can't have been that bright ..

There are several theories about their fate. One of them is they interbred with the "new humans" of the time and so lived on albeit with altered DNA.

Banditbandit
22nd January 2013, 11:22
Willing candidate here...

:sick::sick::sick:

Ouch .. I looked at that while eating ...

Grizzo
22nd January 2013, 11:28
Ouch .. I looked at that while eating ...


Yeah sorry, I should have put a warning on that one.:lol:

unstuck
22nd January 2013, 11:48
Yeah sorry, I should have put a warning on that one.:lol:

Thats enough of your family albums there grizzo.:devil2::Punk:

Grizzo
22nd January 2013, 11:50
:lol: I know, damn it, I just like showing them off!

unstuck
22nd January 2013, 12:05
Thats why I gave up drinking, I woulda nailed that when pissed.:blip::kick:

Banditbandit
22nd January 2013, 12:54
Thats why I gave up drinking, I woulda nailed that when pissed.:blip::kick:

That's what is meant by "BLIND" drunk ...

Laava
22nd January 2013, 13:01
Thats why I gave up drinking, I woulda nailed that when pissed.:blip::kick:

OMG, she and I have the same hairline!

kiwi cowboy
24th January 2013, 16:20
Thats why I gave up drinking, I woulda nailed that when pissed.:blip::kick:

fuck ya i got all the way to this post and then had ta backtrack to see what the fuss was all about:facepalm:.

she ate all the pies:bleh:

unstuck
24th January 2013, 16:24
fuck ya i got all the way to this post and then had ta backtrack to see what the fuss was all about:facepalm:.

she ate all the pies:bleh:

And the fuckin baker too no doubt. Glad I dont drink anymore, I,m an animal.:facepalm:

kiwi cowboy
24th January 2013, 16:26
And the fuckin baker too no doubt. Glad I dont drink anymore, I,m an animal.:facepalm:

Thats why there extinct they kept eating the cook :laugh::laugh:

Im lucky ive never been that drunk,not that i know of