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YellowDog
22nd January 2013, 14:07
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/Miracle.jpg
avgas
22nd January 2013, 14:29
I always thought the church was top shelf.....
Banditbandit
22nd January 2013, 14:35
Don't tell ACC ...
Zedder
22nd January 2013, 15:34
"Just a bit more of that Holy Water should do the trick".
Grizzo
22nd January 2013, 15:36
Hallalujah!
unstuck
22nd January 2013, 17:56
You guys would all go to hell for blasphemy, if the wheelchair spun around and there was a crippled up dwarf in there.:nono:
Banditbandit
23rd January 2013, 11:36
You guys would all go to hell for blasphemy, if the wheelchair spun around and there was a crippled up dwarf in there ...

He wouldn't be able to reach the top shelf ???
unstuck
23rd January 2013, 11:41
The nice lady who everyone Assumes is ripping off the system is getting it down for him/her/it.:devil2:
MIXONE
23rd January 2013, 11:51
A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of the night.Out of the dark a voice says "Jesus is watching you".
He freaks out,looks around but sees nothing so continues with removing the valuables.The voice says again"Jesus is watching you and he's not happy".
Still he sees nothing so continues with his nefarious activities when the voice says "Jesus is watching you and he will do some thing about it soon".
He spins around and notices a parrot in a cage watching him."Is that you talking?" he asks.The parrot replies "Of course it is stupid.I'm Moses".
"What sort of owner would call their parrot Moses?" asks the bad boy.
"The sort that would name their pitbull Jesus" replies the parrot.
Banditbandit
23rd January 2013, 14:20
The nice lady who everyone Assumes is ripping off the system is getting it down for him/her/it.:devil2:

Oh .. yeah .. I wasn't assuming she was ripping off the system either ... This is a joke thread after all ...

PS


You guys would all go to hell for blasphemy, if the wheelchair spun around and there was a crippled up dwarf in there.:nono:

"You must spread some reputation around ..." That was funny !!!
Zedder
23rd January 2013, 14:21
The nice lady who everyone Assumes is ripping off the system is getting it down for him/her/it.:devil2:

You're a Social Worker aren't ya unstuck?
unstuck
23rd January 2013, 14:23
You're a Social Worker aren't ya unstuck?

Social wanker more like.:tugger::devil2: