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onearmedbandit
24th January 2013, 20:03
...move to a new car park every time a parking warden put chalk on the tyres you'd be onto a winner.

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SMOKEU
24th January 2013, 20:06
All they need to do now is have a system that locks the doors and seals the windows, then releases exhaust fumes into the cockpit once a thief tries to steal it.

FJRider
24th January 2013, 20:12
Nah ... after you finish work ... you'd need to ring it up to see where it parked itself ...

Swoop
24th January 2013, 20:23
I wonder how it pays for the parking fee?


...move to a new car park every time a parking warden put chalk on the tyres you'd be onto a winner.
I believe that Auckland Uni students had that sorted back in the '70's. A simple roster system that had students keeping a lookout for the parking nazi's and the ability to clean the chalk marks off of all the cars on the roadway!

unstuck
24th January 2013, 20:35
Lazy bitch.:shifty:

onearmedbandit
24th January 2013, 20:43
Lazy bitch.:shifty:


No no no, important bitch.

JimO
24th January 2013, 20:54
if you cant park it you shouldnt be driving it

Gremlin
24th January 2013, 21:42
Nah ... after you finish work ... you'd need to ring it up to see where it parked itself ...
I thought about that, but clearly, it comes when you summon it.

Now... does it play fetch? (thinking kids partying late at night) :shifty:

FJRider
24th January 2013, 21:52
I thought about that, but clearly, it comes when you summon it.

Now... does it play fetch? (thinking kids partying late at night) :shifty:

Fuck the kids ... it's too busy for that.

It will it pick me up from the pub.

imdying
25th January 2013, 12:09
Fuck the kidsDude, this is a family site!

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In a few years the kids will be like "And you used to have to drive yourself?!?!?" :laugh:

Banditbandit
25th January 2013, 12:44
Lazy bitch.:shifty:

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caspernz
25th January 2013, 20:26
No no no, important bitch.

That was mighty polite of you...I just thought: Bloody woman, no show of parking it herself :facepalm:

Hopeful Bastard
26th January 2013, 22:01
Its the Knight Riders car... Able to drive itself!