Hardon..come on what a name!

[feistyredhead]

guys that is a horrid name for it! there has to be something better...or is that all the stiff competition out there? :violin:

[scumdog]

Hell no! What a knob of a name.

What a dick!

He's shafting you!~!!

Man, what a ding-a-ling!!

[feistyredhead]

Hell no! What a knob of a name.

What a dick!

He's shafting you!~!!

Man, what a ding-a-ling!!

i am such a ding a ling :spudflip:

i expected the ladies to chase me off for a post like this :chase: oh well they like it really they do :rofl:

[jazbug5]

i expected the ladies to chase me off for a post like this :chase: oh well they like it really they do :rofl:

Er, what?
*goes back to sleep*

[SixPackBack]

Suspect they are less interested in what it is called, and more interested in getting one :rofl:

[Keystone19]

Suspect they are less interested in what it is called, and more interested in getting one :rofl:

You got it in one... :devil2:

[mstriumph]

amen to that, brother :rofl:
Suspect they are less interested in what it is called, and more interested in getting one :rofl:

[scumdog]

Used mine up tonight!!

C.B. would say eeww!! - if she knew I posted this!! :motu:

[mstriumph]

............. and the price of my silence is .................. :chase:
Used mine up tonight!!

C.B. would say eeww!! - if she knew I posted this!! :motu:

[Mooch]

This what you mean ?

Boner
Stiffy
Cracked one
Tent
Wiener
Hotdog
Sausage
Mr Carrot
Rubber duck

[anhrefn]

Thunder lizard......... just dont ask about the thunder part?
Trouser snake
Bald headed mousey (ok that one sounds bad)
Wanger

Yah know theres so many different names for a hard on its a never ending list. Its full of colourfull metaphors (my god big big words, where the hell did they come from?!?)

Anyway its not what yah call it, its what yah do with it muahahahahahahaa

[Lou Girardin]

If we have a hard on, women have a ...........................?

[MSTRS]

Proves the statement to the effect that -
A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find.

[cruzer]

If we have a hard on, women have a ...........................?
A "Wide On"

[kerryg]

guys that is a horrid name for it! there has to be something better...or is that all the stiff competition out there? :violin:

I'm old enough to remember the Barry McKenzie movies:

what about pork sword, and beef bayonet??

And some McKenzieisms for taking a pee:

unbutton the mutton
drain the dragon
splash the boots
shake hands with the unemployed


there were many more, alas memory not what it was..... :no:

[vifferman]

there were many more, alas memory not what it was..... :no:
Drain the lizard
Syphon the python
Point percy at the porcelain

[scumdog]

If we have a hard on, women have a ...........................?

Or in my circles, a 'wet on', just to add to the earlier mentioned more common "wide-on" (or John Deere as some call it)

[kerryg]

Drain the lizard
Syphon the python
Point percy at the porcelain


Yes, exactly. Thanks for that. :2thumbsup

And then there were the aphrodisiac properies of prawn curry, and studying Kant..... :devil2:

I loved those movies....

[Sniper]

And no-one has gone so far to say........

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back

[sels1]

And no-one has gone so far to say........

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN....


Thank you Mr Monty Python fan, I used to have a wav file of that once, lost it in a hard drive crash

[Sniper]

Thank you Mr Monty Python fan, I used to have a wav file of that once, lost it in a hard drive crash

Love him. I have all his movies

[Lou Girardin]

And no-one has gone so far to say........

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back


Excellent! But it's tOdger. :hitcher: