How many of Pete's coffees?

[GrayWolf]

I just had to try this, There's a thread about how many K's would you find acceptable when buying a bike.
So for those who have/know/experienced/heard about......


How many Coffee's would Pete have to ply you with (or even threaten just ONE) for you to submit to buying a bike from him? :innocent:

[Maha]

None.......250mls of the Hutt River anyday....besides, I have seen what he stirs it with :shifty:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I don't drink the shit. Not just mine. But I think it's pretty good!

:innocent:

[ducatilover]

I am willing to try one of these coffees (no apostrophe, my coffee is a correct coffee). I've heard many vague statements about 'em, but they can't be any worse than gingivitis.

[Madness]

I bought a sweet GSXR750H from WMCC years ago (Mick) but I never got a coffee. No matter how good or bad Petes coffee is, I doubt there's another free brew more famous in this fair country of ours.

[caspernz]

None.......250mls of the Hutt River anyday....besides, I have seen what he stirs it with :shifty:

Take a tall wife along, then he can't get the stirrer in the cup, problem solved :innocent::shit:

[Dogboy900]

Don't know that it would convince me to buy a bike there but the last time I wandered in to kill some time, I appreciated the coffee even though I said I was just there to fill in time waiting for my GF.
Definitely helps to get me back in the door and the more I stop in the more likely I am to buy something...

[Ender EnZed]

No matter how good or bad Petes coffee is, I doubt there's another free brew more famous in this fair country of ours.

I first heard about Pete's coffee on these forums several years ago and I still have no idea if it has a reputation for being excellent or terrible.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I still have no idea if it has a reputation for being excellent or terrible.

It's fucking awesome. The cafe next door actually asked me to stop making it so nice. They're worried I'll run them out of town.

[caseye]

On it's reputation alone I've had to turn Pete's not insistant offers of coffee down, at least 4 times in the last couple of years and I still live in Dorkland.
Famous around the globe by now I reckon Madness.
Don't believe ya about the next door coffee shop but Crasher, a likely story eye believe, you've c ocked um, sorry, cooked up.

[Coolz]

Some say...Half a cup will kill a horse, half a spoon will give you dysntery,
and all the drugs on earth, wont stop the effects
of Pete's coffee.:no:

[Mom]

I thought I had got away with drinking one of Petes coffees until the last mouthful, about killed me when I inhaled it :rofl:

[willytheekid]

Like Pete...its a bit nutty! :laugh:
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/4140119_o.gif
...:sick:

[merv]

I thought I had got away with drinking one of Petes coffees until the last mouthful, about killed me when I inhaled it :rofl:

You gotta learn not to gag.

[roogazza]

it's more likely to be a COFF WEE ! (coffee with wee in it !) for us Rossi fans. :sick:

[_Shrek_]

I just had to try this, There's a thread about how many K's would you find acceptable when buying a bike.
So for those who have/know/experienced/heard about......


How many Coffee's would Pete have to ply you with (or even threaten just ONE) for you to submit to buying a bike from him? :innocent:

as many k's it would take to get the bike :love: you want,

& Pete's coffee always comes how you like it & in a mug :Punk: not one of the plastic things :shutup:

[Drew]

I have bought two bikes from scooter center. Both from whitetrash. His coffee is terrible, perhaps I should have dealt with Pete.

[BuzzardNZ]

If you all reckon his coffee's fucking bad then I suggest you try his tea :puke:

[Crasherfromwayback]

If you all reckon his coffee's fucking bad then I suggest you try his tea :puke:

Those of you with no taste (buds left after I've fried them), are welcome to a cold can of coke during the summer months if you'd prefer...

[Maha]

Those of you with no taste (buds left after I've fried them), are welcome to a cold can of coke during the summer months if you'd prefer...

Seems to me that there is a marketing oppotunity here Pete...'Crashers Coffee' could become synonymous (and indeed, a rather explosive replacement) for/with Lion Brown :confused:
A bowel cleanser like no other!

[nzmikey]

I survived Pete's coffee when I was down in Feb last year .... I shat through an eye of a needle that night tho :laugh:

[_Shrek_]

I'm starting to think you norfies are soft cocks if yo can't hold down a mug of Pete's finest :corn: maybe I could have some one send you's some concrete pills to help out :violin:

[Maha]

I'm starting to think you norfies are soft cocks if yo can't hold down a mug of Pete's finest :corn: maybe I could have some one send you's some concrete pills to help out :violin:

I have heard they also use it to remove seagull shit off the pavemant outside of WMC.

[_Shrek_]

I have heard they also use it to remove seagull shit off the pavemant outside of WMC.

well nothing the council has works :laugh: & I know that the coffee turns hedgehogs into dolphins :woohoo:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I survived Pete's coffee when I was down in Feb last year .... I shat through an eye of a needle that night tho :laugh:

I've heard of it making people constipated...but never the shits! Must've been something you ate.

[Road kill]

I'm starting to think you norfies are soft cocks if yo can't hold down a mug of Pete's finest :corn: maybe I could have some one send you's some concrete pills to help out :violin:

Two of the Bro's have flown down to Wellington village an bought HD's from the guys at WMC over the last few months.

I think the coffee must be a modern day right of passage or something.

[GrayWolf]

I'm starting to think you norfies are soft cocks if yo can't hold down a mug of Pete's finest :corn: maybe I could have some one send you's some concrete pills to help out :violin:

well now, here's a challenge in the making...... :sick:

A North Vs South...... Pete's coffee drinking contest if no definite winner is found? :no:

Round 2 is drinking this alluded to, even more 'interesting' Tea. :laugh:

[Sable]

Some say...Half a cup will kill a horse, half a spoon will give you dysntery,
and all the drugs on earth, wont stop the effects
of Pete's coffee.:no:
Sounds even better than a big bottle of Robitussin Dry Cough. I'm in.

[Pussy]

It's fucking awesome. The cafe next door actually asked me to stop making it so nice. They're worried I'll run them out of town.

They did that because you were putting people off coffee for life!

[Crasherfromwayback]

They did that because you were putting people off coffee for life!

Ahhhh... that all makes sense now!

[Pussy]

I want to keep this pretty quiet.....


But you actually did make me a decent cup of coffee last time. Probably someone else out the back made it.
And I'd also like to complain about the compulsory test rides, too. I only wandered in to the shop for a look!....

[nudemetalz]

Once upon a time, I walked into "Pete's Shop" and had a coffee,...next thing I knew I had bought a Moto Guzzi. I'm sure he drugged me,...damn you Pete !! :facepalm::laugh:

[_Shrek_]

Once upon a time, I walked into "Pete's Shop" and had a coffee,...next thing I knew I had bought a Moto Guzzi. I'm sure he drugged me,...damn you Pete !! :facepalm::laugh:

:yes: I hear you nudemetalz I went in there for the 1st time got a coffee & ended up with the 1150Gs :whistle: