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mashman
3rd February 2013, 22:07
It was bound to happen someday... Chinese millionaire fights pollution with thin air (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/16029737/chinese-millionaire-fights-pollution-with-thin-air/)... "BEIJING (Reuters) - China's foulest fortnight for air pollution in memory has rekindled a tongue-in-cheek campaign by a multimillionaire with a streak of showmanship who is selling canned fresh air.". Good on him.
pete376403
4th February 2013, 17:18
I had an idea involving bringing in tyre inflation cans, filled with genuine Milwaukee air, for the H-D crowd
mashman
4th February 2013, 17:41
I had an idea involving bringing in tyre inflation cans, filled with genuine Milwaukee air, for the H-D crowd

heh heh heh... playing on the brand loyalty eh, noice.

You could try similar with China, except you could get China to make cheap inflatable rings and sell them back containing genuine 100% clean green NZ air. You could also use containers, just close the doors in the location of your choice, seal them airtight and sell it in Beijing. Praps that rich fulla in the article will back the venture... and just for a little bit of variety, you could do one on the coast and sell it as Sea Breeze. You can imagine the faces on the guys checking the shipping manifest and it reading, Air. Rhat the fluck.
SMOKEU
4th February 2013, 18:34
Apple could start canning air and calling it the iAir or iCan. Macfags would pay a shitload of money for that.
007XX
4th February 2013, 18:40
Obligatory applause for someone taking the piss like that... Gotta love it!
FJRider
4th February 2013, 18:52
I wouldn't laugh ... a few years back people started selling bottled water, and were laughed out of town.
Marmoot
4th February 2013, 19:01
I wouldn't laugh ... a few years back people started selling bottled water, and were laughed out of town.

Yea but he wasn't selling it at the bottom of a lake.
mashman
4th February 2013, 19:02
Obligatory applause for someone taking the piss like that... Gotta love it!


I wouldn't laugh ... a few years back people started selling bottled water, and were laughed out of town.

He did end up selling cans of air... but for a good cause. Wonder if he'd fund N.........