Real estate agents, quick off the mark eh?

[98tls]

Standing in the lounge i saw a car pull up driven by a lady i used to work with at the soon to close place i still albeit not for much longer work at,another smartly dressed lady gets out and car pulls off down the street,knock at door later i open it to "hi (big teeth) i am from blah blah real estate and we are wondering if you had been thinking of selling your home etc etc":laugh::laugh::facepalm:i say "nope to soon to make any decisions but as your here how about nibbling the end of my dick with those huge teeth" she says "pardon me":confused:so i start to repeat my question so off down the path she goes with Sam (border collie) sniffing her arse:laugh:Silly tart,give her 10/10 for nerve though/Win some lose some i guess.:laugh:

[SMOKEU]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Madness]

You'll have given her a complex now mate, she'll probably never give head again.

[98tls]

You'll have given her a complex now mate, she'll probably never give head again.

Thing is shes just trying to make a quid i guess,bet shes wishing she had replied "ok",would ave shut the door quick smart.:laugh:

[Grizzo]

Fuckin brilliant.
Like fuckin sharks they are.

[mashman]

Thing is shes just trying to make a quid i guess,bet shes wishing she had replied "ok",would ave shut the door quick smart.:laugh:

Ohhhh, so you've got a letter box in your door too :shifty:

[Robert Taylor]

Standing in the lounge i saw a car pull up driven by a lady i used to work with at the soon to close place i still albeit not for much longer work at,another smartly dressed lady gets out and car pulls off down the street,knock at door later i open it to "hi (big teeth) i am from blah blah real estate and we are wondering if you had been thinking of selling your home etc etc":laugh::laugh::facepalm:i say "nope to soon to make any decisions but as your here how about nibbling the end of my dick with those huge teeth" she says "pardon me":confused:so i start to repeat my question so off down the path she goes with Sam (border collie) sniffing her arse:laugh:Silly tart,give her 10/10 for nerve though/Win some lose some i guess.:laugh:

Well done that man!!!

[Madness]

You could have used the old "just lie back & think of the commission" :laugh:

[george formby]

Thing is shes just trying to make a quid i guess,bet shes wishing she had replied "ok",would ave shut the door quick smart.:laugh:

Been through two agents trying to sell my house.:shutup: If you live in Auks with 1.9 million people to view your listing your laughing. If you live in the Bay of Islands & own a Pit bull yer screwed. If you live here your screwed anyway. The most recent agent cold called, was enlisted, tried & failed. I did have a good larf when he rocked up with colleagues to vew the house. Me & the dog, soft as buggery, say helloo and the first comment I get is "that's a Pit Bull!". "Yup", I say, "and your a real estate agent, who's the most dangerous?" Probably screwed things for myself really....

[98tls]

Been through two agents trying to sell my house.:shutup: If you live in Auks with 1.9 million people to view your listing your laughing. If you live in the Bay of Islands & own a Pit bull yer screwed. If you live here your screwed anyway. The most recent agent cold called, was enlisted, tried & failed. I did have a good larf when he rocked up with colleagues to vew the house. Me & the dog, soft as buggery, say helloo and the first comment I get is "that's a Pit Bull!". "Yup", I say, "and your a real estate agent, who's the most dangerous?" Probably screwed things for myself really....

:laugh::laugh:Mate ive no intention of selling anything especially my house,was somewhat taken aback by the nerve of the tart but..hence my comment to her.

[ducatilover]

Best thing I've read all week TL, in stitches! :laugh::laugh::woohoo::drinkup:

[AllanB]

They give me the shits. Oddly I have two good friends who are, we don't discuss their work ...........

[98tls]

They give me the shits. Oddly I have two good friends who are, we don't discuss their work ...........

Ive some sympathy for them myself,sold cars for a living many years ago,money for jam really as it was a very popular brand at a franchised dealership and to a point he who dares etc etc,thing is i wouldnt sift through the death notices then do a rego search for a deal.:laugh:

[avgas]

Ive some sympathy for them myself,sold cars for a living many years ago,money for jam really as it was a very popular brand at a franchised dealership and to a point he who dares etc etc,thing is i wouldnt sift through the death notices then do a rego search for a deal.:laugh:
I almost bought some velocette's that way. When it came to getting to ol' couts bikes - found out I was not a fan of the LE and left it for the auctioneers.

Had one agent politely ask me if I wanted to sell (only been in the house 1.5 months!). Politely replied that if she got me a million bucks I would pack my bags and be gone.
Turns out asking for outrageous prices only works a couple of k's down the road........not here.........yet

[awa355]

Is Sam, the collie okay?

[Maha]

I knew a female years ago, her teeth were that big she could eat a pie through a picket fence, no trouble.

[Owl]

Well done 98tls.:laugh:

Still haven't forgiven those fuckers (agents) for turning up to my mother's house, the day of her funeral:facepalm:

[HenryDorsetCase]

:laugh::laugh:Mate ive no intention of selling anything especially my house,was somewhat taken aback by the nerve of the tart but..hence my comment to her.

She just wants a ride on the Norton

[HenryDorsetCase]

I knew a female years ago, her teeth were that big she could eat a pie through a picket fence, no trouble.


Could she suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

[ducatilover]

Could she suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

I bet she'd eat apples through a tennis racket.

[avgas]

I bet she'd eat apples through a tennis racket.
Would be like getting a blow job from Magic Bullet.

[ducatilover]

Would be like getting a blow job from Magic Bullet.

:shit: fuck that
She's eat your arse through a keyhole