Key's gift to the homeless

[awa355]

Good old John, sending a boat load of towelheads to a street like yours. Infact, quite possibly your street. :blink: after all, I guess where he lives, there aren't too many houses for rent.

Just what we need. :eek::eek::eek:

[Laava]

Allah akbar.

[unstuck]

Tis only 700 a year.:shutup:

[mashman]

Sweet. I hope they move into our neighborhood as my wife loves spicy food.

[Madness]

The 150 illegals he's agreed to take from Julia won't necessarily be a bad thing as it will form part of the 750 we're already taking from the UN and originating from countries such as Somalia. I can think of a lot of nationalities I'd rather have before I had a Somailian neighbour.

[oldrider]

He (JK) is just a better looking version of Helen Clark! ... NZ politicians are party interchangeable ... you change the government and get the same deal anyway! :brick:

[Zedder]

The 150 illegals he's agreed to take from Julia won't necessarily be a bad thing as it will form part of the 750 we're already taking from the UN and originating from countries such as Somalia. I can think of a lot of nationalities I'd rather have before I had a Somailian neighbour.

It's the Nigerians I feel sorry for.

Their banking system must be really strange and the people in it can't be very helpful 'cos they keep asking for assistance with money transfers and things like that...

[Madness]

It's the Nigerians I feel sorry for.

Me too. Did you see that documentary about it?, District 9 I think it was called.

[Nova.]

Me too. Did you see that documentary about it?, District 9 I think it was called.

yeah that was horrific, the govt were treating them un-humanely :no:

[Grizzo]

He (JK) is just a better looking version of Helen Clark! ... NZ politicians are party interchangeable ... you change the government and get the same deal anyway! :brick:

Very fucking true.:angry:

[Grizzo]

The 150 illegals he's agreed to take from Julia won't necessarily be a bad thing as it will form part of the 750 we're already taking from the UN and originating from countries such as Somalia. I can think of a lot of nationalities I'd rather have before I had a Somailian neighbour.

Yep, fuck crashing yer helicopter in a Somalian neighbourhood!:laugh:

[awa355]

It's the Nigerians I feel sorry for.

Their banking system must be really strange and the people in it can't be very helpful 'cos they keep asking for assistance with money transfers and things like that...

How ironic, paddle a log all the way to NZ then get ya bank account cleaned out by ya own uncle back home:laugh::laugh::laugh:

As for the Somalians, One told me it was his right to live where he wanted to and that NZ women should not be treated any different to their own. ( he was doing time for rape). :bash::bash:

[slofox]

As for the Somalians, One told me it was his right to live where he wanted to and that NZ women should not be treated any different to their own. ( he was doing time for rape). :bash::bash:

I hope you kicked his arse out his nose, didja Arfer?

I met a relief teacher who wouldn't work at Hamilton East School because the Somali lads would spit at her. Little fuckers.

[Akzle]

Somalians, One told me it was his right to live where he wanted to and that NZ women should not be treated any different to their own. ( he was doing time for rape).

you keep some interesting company.

winston for PM :blank:

[Damantis]

Can anyone lend me a pointy white hat so I can jump on the bandwagon?

[SMOKEU]

winston for PM :blank:

Fucking oath, although I don't understand why a jew would want to start importing terrorists.

They're an invasive species after all, and are a very difficult pest to control.

[Oakie]

My understanding is that they form part of the 750 that we take each year so it's not an addition ... just a new source. Total numbers of refugees is the same as it was before.

[Woodman]

How many Kiwis living and working overseas looking for a better life?

[Grizzo]

Can anyone lend me a pointy white hat so I can jump on the bandwagon?

:violin::yawn::yawn::yawn:

PC brigades in town.

[MIXONE]

The Samolians were the only group that the Christchurch skinheads wouldn't fuck with because they fight back.

[Nova.]

The Samolians were the only group that the Christchurch skinheads wouldn't fuck with because they fight back.

you're surely taking the piss.

[unstuck]

you're surely taking the piss.

Sadly not, most of the white power scum that call themselves skinheads these days are just a bunch of fuckin poofters.:Punk:

[mashman]

How many Kiwis living and working overseas looking for a better life?

Why whatever do you mean? Are they claiming that they're being persecuted too?

[mashman]

Sadly not, most of the white power scum that call themselves skinheads these days are just a bunch of fuckin poofters.:Punk:

But they look tough.

[unstuck]

I would think that most kiwis moving to a different country and culture would want to integrate themselves as much as possible. Not so with a lot of these other cultures, they just want what they left behind, in a different place.:Punk:

[unstuck]

But they look tough.

Not when they are lying on the ground,crying through broken teeth they dont.:Punk:

[Madness]

I would think that most kiwis moving to a different country and culture would want to integrate themselves as much as possible. Not so with a lot of these other cultures, they just want what they left behind, in a different place.:Punk:

Terrible, innit?

http://stjcomo4t2.wikispaces.com/file/view/captain_cook.jpg/340029794/captain_cook.jpg

[mashman]

Not when they are lying on the ground,crying through broken teeth they dont.:Punk:

I'll take your word for that ya ruffian.

[unstuck]

Terrible, innit?

Cooks not a kiwi ya muppet.:Punk:

[bogan]

Terrible, innit?


Depends on the destination, some countries I'd like to integrate the fuck out of...

http://www.movie-reviews.com.au/sites/default/files/images/beerfest.jpg

[Drew]

Skinheads being the fuckwits they are, most of them don't hide behind keyboards and made up names at least.

[Madness]

Cooks not a kiwi ya muppet.:Punk:

Fuck off, he was the very first ever Kiwi.

[Fergus]

Can anyone lend me a pointy white hat so I can jump on the bandwagon?


It seems you've come to the right place to ask...:confused:

[Nova.]

Hahah actually I just remembered something that made me believe you about how pathetic the skinheads are down here.
a few months after we moved here me and my pacific islander brother in-law were walking past the Bealey Ave Speights ale house and two skin heads walked out calling him a nigger
by the end of it they were saying how sorry they were and the other one was pulling out his hanky to wipe the blood off his cut above his eyebrow.
:laugh:

[FJRider]

Skinheads being the fuckwits they are, most of them don't hide behind keyboards and made up names at least.

That's because most can't write ... <_<

[Woodman]

Why whatever do you mean? Are they claiming that they're being persecuted too?

Don't know if they are complaining or not, what I was referring to was the irony of some Kiwis moaning about refugees/imports when a hell of a lot of Kiwis leave Unzud in search of a better life the same as they do.

[Madness]

Don't know if they are complaining or not, what I was referring to was the irony of some Kiwis moaning about refugees/imports when a hell of a lot of Kiwis leave Unzud in search of a better life the same as they do.

With the difference between Kiwis going overseas and NZ accepting boat-people from Nauru being that most (if not all) Kiwis that migrate tend to follow international protocols & laws, rather than simply jumping in a boat thinking "fuck it, they'll have to let me in once I'm there".

[Drew]

With the difference between Kiwis going overseas and NZ accepting boat-people from Nauru being that most (if not all) Kiwis that migrate tend to follow international protocols & laws, rather than simply jumping in a boat thinking "fuck it, they'll have to let me in once I'm there".There's a good number of said people jumping on a boat, thinking. "Fuck it, jail there would still be better than what we've got here".

[Woodman]

With the difference between Kiwis going overseas and NZ accepting boat-people from Nauru being that most (if not all) Kiwis that migrate tend to follow international protocols & laws, rather than simply jumping in a boat thinking "fuck it, they'll have to let me in once I'm there".

Fair enough but a lot of the boat people and their families lives are at threat. Slight difference.:shutup:

[Madness]

Fair enough but a lot of the boat people and their families lives are at threat. Slight difference.:shutup:

Exactly, therefore your comparison was slightly erroneous, innit?

[awa355]

Can anyone lend me a pointy white hat so I can jump on the bandwagon?

Actually, you dont need a pointy white hat to develop a particular outlook on 'some' of these refugees, just work with them on a day to day basis and your opinion of them forms the way it does.

[Disco Dan]

what we need is a big island we can send them all too... I've even got a good name for it - Australia.

[BigAl]

What I can't understand is how the boat people actually land in Aus.

Surely the navy undertakes maneuvers using live ammo, mine laying etc.:shifty:

[Woodman]

Exactly, therefore your comparison was slightly erroneous, innit?

You lost me there

[Madness]

what we need is a big island we can send them all too... I've even got a good name for it - Australia.

We can't do that Disco, think of the exhorbitant international roaming data charges they'll incur.

I worked for a multintional tobacco corporate a few years ago, exporting cigarettes to the Pacific Islands (I know, I'm going to burn in hell). We got a bit worried when we saw a massive increase in shipments of a particular (market leading) brand of ciggies to Nauru. As it turned out, the asylum-seekers were getting paid a benefit by the Aussie gubbermint on arrival & subsequent detention and using that money to buy what we consider to be a top-end, premium brand of cigarettes. The smoking Aussies who went up to Nauru to work in the detention centre went on to buy the budget brands which they were accustomed to back home.

Do some reading, the illegals that make it to the mainland in Oz go straight onto a benefit, avoiding any stand-down period that an Aussie citizen would have to endure; even in cases of hardship.

[Madness]

What I can't understand is how the boat people actually land in Aus.

They don't. they get intercepted well before making it that far and most will spend months in either Nauru or PNG where Oz has built very expensive detention centres. Nauru has been close to overflowing for a considerable portion of the past couple of years. The direct landing scenario however is something that gives Australia a serious dose of the shits.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ulm5RPbE1qzco2lo1_500.jpg

Oh, the irony.

[Disco Dan]

We can't do that Disco, think of the exhorbitant international roaming data charges they'll incur.

I worked for a multintional tobacco corporate a few years ago, exporting cigarettes to the Pacific Islands (I know, I'm going to burn in hell). We got a bit worried when we saw a massive increase in shipments of a particular (market leading) brand of ciggies to Nauru. As it turned out, the asylum-seekers were getting paid a benefit by the Aussie gubbermint on arrival & subsequent detention and using that money to buy what we consider to be a top-end, premium brand of cigarettes. The Aussies who went up to Nauru to work in the detention centre went on to but the budget brands which they were accustomed to back home.

Do some reading, the illegals that make it to the mainland in Oz go straight onto a benefit, avoiding any stand-down period that an Aussie citizen would have to endure, even in cases of hardship.

I dont mind people coming here from other countries - in fact I welcome it. Heck, my whole family came here from England about 15 years ago.

It's when someone that comes here with no intention of integrating into the Kiwi culture nor has any skills/qualifications. There is enough people here looking for entry level jobs as it is without bringing over more.

If the system for assisting people to upskill was better it 'may' be able to cope with the extra's...



By the way - when we moved here it took us a year of tests and back and forth to London (we lived hour outside London) then my Dad had to have a job in NZ BEFORE we left England. We arrived here, within a week my Dad was working at his new job. Couple of weeks later my mother too had a job.

We even had to prove we could speak and read English. I wont tell you what my Dad's reaction to this was but considering we were all born in England, went through school system and all our ancestors are English...

But a refugee - no job. no skills. And often such a bad attitude - 'It's my right to live where I want and live off the state" etc

When I was hiring support workers for a healthcare centre I would often get foreigners apply with no experience, the ones that walked in with a one page CV, badly spelt and wearing just about rags I would turn away. I would take a person with a passion to help people and take the time to train them myself. Usually they last 6 months before they find something better...

[mashman]

Don't know if they are complaining or not, what I was referring to was the irony of some Kiwis moaning about refugees/imports when a hell of a lot of Kiwis leave Unzud in search of a better life the same as they do.

I know ;)......

[Zedder]

[QUOTE=bogan;1130496458]Depends on the destination, some countries I'd like to integrate the fuck out of...

If those sheilas wanna come here Bogan, they can stein New Zilund as long as they like.

[JimO]

we have enough of our own bludgers here we dont need to import more of the cnuts

[SMOKEU]

we have enough of our own bludgers here we dont need to import more of the cnuts

Fucking oath.

[admenk]

Are you telling me that a load of strange looking foreigners are going to come to New Zealand, with no idea of the local customs, and then force those locals that were here already to adapt to their foreign ways and learn their foreign language etc etc..................nah, it could never happen in NZ :innocent:

[JimO]

Are you telling me that a load of strange looking foreigners are going to come to New Zealand, with no idea of the local customs, and then force those locals that were here already to adapt to their foreign ways and learn their foreign language etc etc..................nah, it could never happen in NZ :innocent:
well it happened when the Maori arrived then when the Poms arrived, whats the point your trying to make

[unstuck]

well it happened when the Maori arrived then when the Poms arrived, whats the point your trying to make

Maybe he thinks we should eat them.:blink:

[Woodman]

well it happened when the Maori arrived then when the Poms arrived, whats the point your trying to make

His point is that it has happened before, Maori Mori-ori(spelling) Poms, whatever. NZ is still a new country and still being colonized to the extent that most of us here are not that many generations past being immigrants ourselves.

[Akzle]

...o the extent that most of us here are not that many generations past being immigrants ourselves.

:first: citizen earth. 6 million years and counting.

[Zedder]

we have enough of our own bludgers here we dont need to import more of the cnuts

Hell JimO, I hope you're not talking about those 3 rather nice looking frauleins that were posted on here earlier.

[avgas]

Good old John, sending a boat load of towelheads to a street like yours. Infact, quite possibly your street. :blink: after all, I guess where he lives, there aren't too many houses for rent.

Just what we need. :eek::eek::eek:
Don't worry bro. No one stops in Te A. Not even people who break down..........just get out of their cars and push them before the sun goes down, the banjos start and the hills have eyes.

[avgas]

most of us here are not that many generations past being immigrants ourselves.
We are all immigrants here.
No-one was here 20 generations ago.

Anyone who says otherwise has their head so far up their arse they can see their great-great-great-grand parents. (beginning for most NZers, with select few being here 2 generations longer according to evidence)

[mashman]

:first: citizen earth. 6 million years and counting.

Fuckin hippy... everyone knows that that's against the laws of human nature.

[nudemetalz]

Seal Team 6 had a solution for three of them.....

[SS90]

Hell JimO, I hope you're not talking about those 3 rather nice looking frauleins that were posted on here earlier.

I think you would be more correct referring to them as Mädels... As they are young Baverian girls wearing Dirndl. A Fraulein is correctly used for an unmarried woman...opposed to a young girl, a very young girl is a Mädchen.

Also, German girls are tougher than you can imagine, I have seen more than my fair share of Kiwi and Aussie boys stomped all over by Mädles over this way, and never fails to amuse me!

[Grizzo]

I think you would be more correct referring to them as Mädels... As they are young Baverian girls wearing Dirndl. A Fraulein is correctly used for an unmarried woman...opposed to a young girl, a very young girl is a Mädchen.

Also, German girls are tougher than you can imagine, I have seen more than my fair share of Kiwi and Aussie boys stomped all over by Mädles over this way, and never fails to amuse me!

Who gives a fuck, they look awesome!

[Berg]

The problem I have with many of these Samoli, Nigerian etc refugees is, we offer then a paradise compaired to their homeland yet they insist on starting their shitty thieving, bashing, assaulting ways when they get here.
Any refugee commuting a crime in NZ should be on the first rubber raft home!
Look at the Somali woman who attempted to hi-jack the aeroplane a few years back. Firstly, she should have been taught to fly without the plane once subdued by other passengers. Secondly, she wanted to go home. We should have fuckin paid for her ticket. But no. Other countries would have shot her for attempted hi-jacking. We pay for the bitch to stay here. Ask your local cop how much trouble some of these refugees are. Trust me, after their own country's we are a soft target for them. I'm OK with them here as long as they play by the rules.

[SMOKEU]

The problem I have with many of these Samoli, Nigerian etc refugees is, we offer then a paradise compaired to their homeland yet they insist on starting their shitty thieving, bashing, assaulting ways when they get here.
Any refugee commuting a crime in NZ should be on the first rubber raft home!
Look at the Somali woman who attempted to hi-jack the aeroplane a few years back. Firstly, she should have been taught to fly without the plane once subdued by other passengers. Secondly, she wanted to go home. Which should have fuckin paid for her ticket. But no. Other countries would have shot her for attempted hi-jacking. We pay for the bitch to stay here. Ask your local cop how much trouble some of these refugees are. Trust me, after their own country's we are a soft target for them. I'm OK with them here as long as they play by the rules.

You can take the coon out of the wild, but you can't take the wild out of the coon.

[Akzle]

I think you would be more correct referring to them as Mädels... As they are young Baverian girls wearing Dirndl. A Fraulein is correctly used for an unmarried woman...opposed to a young girl, a very young girl is a Mädchen.

Also, German girls are tougher than you can imagine, I have seen more than my fair share of Kiwi and Aussie boys stomped all over by Mädles over this way, and never fails to amuse me!
but.. you saw the tits, right? (.)(.) :thumbsup:

You can take the coon out of the wild, but you can't take the wild out of the coon.

HEY!
i resemble that statement. except i'm in the wild. and i'm not a racoon.
carry on.

[unstuck]

and i'm not a racoon.
carry on.[/COLOR]

More of a SKUNK aye.:Punk:

[MisterD]

Fuck off, he was the very first ever Kiwi.

You mean he invented the OE?

[Zedder]

Who gives a fuck, they look awesome!

Yep, I wouldn't care what they're called as long as they looked after my pretzel stick.

[SS90]

Yep, I wouldn't care what they're called as long as they looked after my pretzel stick.

Pretzel? Do you mean Brezel?
Ones an American salty bagged chip, the other is a tasty knotted bread....lovely when consumed with Beer.

Amazing isn't it....... All these rascist comments, yet so much ignorance of other people's culture......

[Grizzo]

Yep, I wouldn't care what they're called as long as they looked after my pretzel stick.

:laugh:yep, they can handle my stein anyday:laugh:

[Zedder]

Pretzel? Do you mean Brezel?
Ones an American salty bagged chip, the other is a tasty knotted bread....lovely when consumed with Beer.

Amazing isn't it....... All these rascist comments, yet so much ignorance of other people's culture......

Since we don't live in Germany etc, it's pretzel to us, not brezel. Pretzel sticks are hard.

I'm sure you will continue to inform us though.

[SS90]

Since we don't live in Germany etc, it's pretzel to us, not brezel. Pretzel sticks are hard.

I'm sure you will continue to inform us though.

I think you missed my point, I was trying to highlight the idea that some members where making ignorant comments about people based on their ethinicity..... Based on sweet FA experience. Dangerous ground.

I have learned not to form opinions like this,and base everyone on their own merrits (or lack of)

I have met some great Somalains, and also have met Kiwis I wouldn't have up my driveway, let alone in my home.

Where is the consistency?

[Zedder]

I think you missed my point, I was trying to highlight the idea that some members where making ignorant comments about people based on their ethinicity..... Based on sweet FA experience. Dangerous ground.

I have learned not to form opinions like this,and base everyone on their own merrits (or lack of)

I have met some great Somalains, and also have met Kiwis I wouldn't have up my driveway, let alone in my home.

Where is the consistency?

It actually came across as a bit of a lesson in language and pretzel/brezel to me. I didn't get the reference to the other "racist" posts though because it seemed to relate more to the pretzel and culture issue after coming hard on the heels of the correction about frauleins.

Consistency? This is KB, there isn't any.