Auckland cruiser riders

[Miss Chiff Minx]

Hey ladies,

just trying to feel my way around this site!

Am on the lookout for women that ride cruisers to go for rides with. 20-45 age bracket. Auckland based. Im in onehunga so central and south good even north shore.

feminine women that ride just dont seem to be about. where are you all hiding! come play!

pm me or post here.

look forward to getting to meet some fellow chick bikers! :)

Miss Chiff

[bosslady]

define feminine?

[Miss Chiff Minx]

likes being a woman! (as opposed to butch)

;p

[Maha]

define feminine?

Farts quietly.

[Miss Chiff Minx]

titter!

;p

[hellokitty]

likes being a woman! (as opposed to butch)

;p


I have a group of female friends that I ride with all the time, none of who are butch. I am the only one with short hair, that doesn't make me a lesbian FFS.
If you want to compare hair products, make up and "designer" bike gear, you should buy a harley and join the HOG club.

Just get out there and ride - you will meet plenty of attractive women along the way.

[Richard Mc F]

Try some of the bike shop rides, I work at one and we get every one, male, female, big, small, fathers with daughters, couples,..........if you are in onehunga look for a grumpy looking bloke on a black CB1300, probably wearing an open face lid ( or on my hideous yellow scooter) I can tell you more.
Sadly the two places I am likly to be are Countdown and the Arthur Street Bar and Grill ( a shithole)

[bosslady]

Maybe she's concerned she'll get hit on, legitimate concern, I am sure. Not everybody likes some scissor action (and I am one of them).

[Miss Chiff Minx]

lmfao you guys!!!!

am in no way a HOG rider and that far up my own bum.

just looking for like mindedness.

and i dont mind the lesbian stuff.

;p

[bosslady]

lmfao you guys!!!!

am in no way a HOG rider and that far up my own bum.

just looking for like mindedness.

and i dont mind the lesbian stuff.

;p

note to self... keep away from Miss Chiff Minx

[Miss Chiff Minx]

note to self... keep away from Miss Chiff Minx



bwahaahah said i didnt mind it didnt say i WAS one ! ;p

[Maha]

..subscribes to thread...:shifty:

[Grashopper]

:lol::corn:

[hellokitty]

Maybe she's concerned she'll get hit on, legitimate concern, I am sure. Not everybody likes some scissor action (and I am one of them).

Just cos someone is gay or lesbian, doesn't mean they hit hit on anything or anyone.


lmfao you guys!!!!

am in no way a HOG rider and that far up my own bum.

just looking for like mindedness.

and i dont mind the lesbian stuff.

;p

Yep, HOG riders are so far up their own asses.
I don't know about where you are living, but on the Shore, there are heaps of women riders... Depending on what mood you are in, riding with the guys can be more fun.

[hellokitty]

what about going to the SASS - South Auckland Street Skills thing? There may be other women there you can ride with? Best to find people in the area where you are, as it can be a pain in the ass riding for hours on a 250 to meet up for rides.

[nzspokes]

what about going to the SASS - South Auckland Street Skills thing? There may be other women there you can ride with? Best to find people in the area where you are, as it can be a pain in the ass riding for hours on a 250 to meet up for rides.

Sass is run by a lady and there are regular lady riders that attend.

[bosslady]

Just cos someone is gay or lesbian, doesn't mean they hit hit on anything or anyone.

Don't take it so seriously, I was joking :lol: SMILE!!

[Maha]

Don't take it so seriously, I was joking :lol: SMILE!!

Thats what all lesbians say when they meet the right man....:eek:

[bosslady]

Thats what all lesbians say when they meet the right man....:eek:

Is that what happened with Mom? :)

[wysper]

If you want to compare hair products, make up and "designer" bike gear, you should buy a harley and join the HOG club.



I know this may come as a massive shock, but some Harley riders just like to ride too. (and ride what I am not saying 'coz this thread is fun!)

[hellokitty]

I know this may come as a massive shock, but some Harley riders just like to ride too. (and ride what I am not saying 'coz this thread is fun!)

I know many cool Harley riders, there is just a large number of wankers too, which you get with all types of bikes and their riders.
But the HOG people are ridiculous.
BTW I loved my Harley and I wish I still had it, but must limit myself to one bike, sadly.


Don't take it so seriously, I was joking :lol: SMILE!!

I know... I just get annoyed as some people seem to think that they are in "danger" of being hit on. A good friend of mine is a lesbian and everyone at our work thought they were in mortal danger. Ridiculous!

[nzmikey]

Hey ladies,

just trying to feel my way around this site!

Am on the lookout for women that ride cruisers to go for rides with. 20-45 age bracket. Auckland based. Im in onehunga so central and south good even north shore.

feminine women that ride just dont seem to be about. where are you all hiding! come play!

pm me or post here.

look forward to getting to meet some fellow chick bikers! :)

Miss Chiff

hehe well well Look who found KiwiBiker ...
Welcome darlin ... I spose I should have told you about this shit hole a few mths ago huh :lol:

[nodrog]

What the fuck is a Chiff Minx? Is it like a Chutney Ferret?
And Maha wrote the book on lesbians. I think its was titled "there's two on the driveway!"

[wysper]

I know many cool Harley riders, there is just a large number of wankers too, which you get with all types of bikes and their riders.
But the HOG people are ridiculous.



I see your point, the HOG thing isn't really for me either, not that I have tired it......judging by reputation.



What the fuck is a Chiff Minx? Is it like a Chutney Ferret?



Not sure if you are taking the piss or not - Mischief Minx - Miss Chiff Minx

[nzmikey]

What the fuck is a Chiff Minx? Is it like a Chutney Ferret?
And Maha wrote the book on lesbians. I think its was titled "there's two on the driveway!"

Well she is a Nice Woman who I have known for 10yrs, she has great taste in older cars, she also rides so +1 on that.
& there is a chance that she could kick your ass with a platform shoe ...( cant be sure on that tho but sounded good ) :bleh:

[nodrog]

There is far too much lesbian code in this thread, i will await Maha to translate.

[Maha]

There is far too much lesbian code in this thread, i will await Maha to translate.

Confucius say...''to break lesbian code, first you must lick the bowl clean''.

[hellokitty]

What the fuck is a Chiff Minx? Is it like a Chutney Ferret?
And Maha wrote the book on lesbians. I think its was titled "there's two on the driveway!"


Well she is a Nice Woman who I have known for 10yrs, she has great taste in older cars, she also rides so +1 on that.
& there is a chance that she could kick your ass with a platform shoe ...( cant be sure on that tho but sounded good ) :bleh:

You really expect us to believe that a Nice Woman is friends with you Mike :killingme

[Maakz]

OH HOLY GRANOLA MAHA...ur allusions to the wisdom of Confucius and licky licky is FUNNY AS>:eek: Now holdup-i hail from the dirty SS (South Syde) and as it happens own and ride the sheAT ottiv my harley. Not a HOG owner but a SOLO HARLISTA. :devil2:I do my own thing, don't give a rip what other people think of me,:rockon: i wear clothing thats clean, comfy and practical, not into high maintainence beauty regimes but have been known to sport frillies on the bike en route, not partial to MnMz (muff munching) but a big believer in reciprocol respect. Don't F@#k with me and i won't F@$k with you. :2guns:Butch, ur definition of femininitys lacking, there's room for expansion there-the fact that i'm low maintainence, can't be bothered with guise and bullsheAT, can throw down if i have too, don't mince words and can intellectually neuter lesser mortals in the blink of an eye aren't signs of butchness...they're indications that um a woman who has her sheAT together.:niceone: Not all Harley riders are wankers but i have had the misfortune to come across some grade A snobby teroz. :doh:I am pleased to say, i don't fit the harley mold and don't care, um a solo rider mostly and on the odd occasion do ride with others BUT I prefer the company of male riders cos i've met some seriously defective and territorial females-Harlistas mostly. :sick::weird:Less drama with the blokes-just watch the partners and the pillions. I chose my ride cos i wanted to cruise, it suits my chilaxed style of riding and was something on my bucket list so i NIKEd that (just did it). Love my ride of the moment,:yeah: though i have been told she looks a little aggressive upon first impressions, but also love Trumpys - i'm not a bike snob and can appreciate a fine machine irrespective of brand. Come check out SASS if ur game, we do Weds nights out south and welcome all who aren't numnutz. We have several ladies who ride cruisers and as far as um aware, we're all lovers of saus-siege...:love:not that it matters.

[Miss Chiff Minx]

Just cos someone is gay or lesbian, doesn't mean they hit hit on anything or anyone.



Yep, HOG riders are so far up their own asses.
I don't know about where you are living, but on the Shore, there are heaps of women riders... Depending on what mood you are in, riding with the guys can be more fun.



ha yeah the shore is somewhere i tend to avoid!!!

[Miss Chiff Minx]

god just caught up on all the posts.....


youre all entertaining yourselves rather nicely!! lol

[Juniper]

I like baking, that makes me a girl lol!!!!

Boys are kinda fun too.

I'm on the shore, maybe when I take off the trainings wheels I'll come!!!

[fireball]

What an interesting thread.....

Not all cruiser riders are big butch lesbians (they scare even me) I think you all need to be educated about women on bikes....

A bike is just a big throbbing vibrator that can please any woman more than any man (or woman) could....


A bike is a way to be free and finding a group of like minded individuals to ride with regardless of sexual orientation/religon/race etc should be whats important. Diversity is what makes meeting and riding with new people fun. I am rude, speak my mind, say things that really should be kept as thoughts, ride a cruiser that is not a Harley, I am respectful and can be polite.

Don't like it?
You can kiss my lesbian beef curtains.... or if you are straight you can suck my big fat one, I will however need notice so I can strap it on for you.

If you want to ride, lets ride. That is afterall what it's about

[bosslady]

What an interesting thread.....

Not all cruiser riders are big butch lesbians (they scare even me) I think you all need to be educated about women on bikes....

A bike is just a big throbbing vibrator that can please any woman more than any man (or woman) could....


A bike is a way to be free and finding a group of like minded individuals to ride with regardless of sexual orientation/religon/race etc should be whats important. Diversity is what makes meeting and riding with new people fun. I am rude, speak my mind, say things that really should be kept as thoughts, ride a cruiser that is not a Harley, I am respectful and can be polite.

Don't like it?
You can kiss my lesbian beef curtains.... or if you are straight you can suck my big fat one, I will however need notice so I can strap it on for you.

If you want to ride, lets ride. That is afterall what it's about

I'm too scared to meet you, for fear you will lesbian-ize me cause it's contagious - ain't it? ROTFLMAO at beef curtains! hahahahhahahhahaha

[fireball]

I'm too scared to meet you, for fear you will lesbian-ize me cause it's contagious - ain't it? ROTFLMAO at beef curtains! hahahahhahahhahaha


Just my sheer presence makes all women go weak at the knees and fall in love with me....

[Juniper]

Just my sheer presence makes all women go weak at the knees and fall in love with me....

*swoon*?

*faint*?

[fireball]

I think the big bad lesbian bikers that are everywhere, seemed to have scared everyone off.......


.....tumble weed........

[Maha]

I think the big bad lesbian bikers that are everywhere, seemed to have scared everyone off.......


.....tumble weed........

I got to sit between two on a driveway one night (the fun never ends:rolleyes:)..P/femme and her then G/F...tiny wee thing that got benched pressed later that evening by Colapop..:laugh: