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YellowDog
12th February 2013, 19:45
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Usarka
12th February 2013, 19:47
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mashman
12th February 2013, 20:33
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rustic101
12th February 2013, 20:35
Funny how he has done this just before the former butler appears on the stand.....Sick my arse

Conspiracy anyone???:facepalm:

steve_t
12th February 2013, 20:38
LOL. Heard these on the radio this morning:

What do you call the pope now? Ex benedict.

If he was finding the work too stressful, he should have had more hollandaise :laugh:

tigertim20
12th February 2013, 20:41
so, catholics are giving up the pope for lent?

mashman
12th February 2013, 21:26
There was a sweet irony in the story I read the other day as he was quoted as saying that he had prayed not to be pope. I'm guessing someone wasn't listening.

steve_t
12th February 2013, 21:52
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Grizzo
13th February 2013, 05:51
So when does the next sodomising peodophile get appointed?

SMOKEU
13th February 2013, 06:39
Catholic priest, little boys...

Paul in NZ
13th February 2013, 06:40
So when does the next sodomising peodophile get appointed?

Right after the next conclave of cardinals runs out of Viagra and choir boys and remembers why they were asked to the party.

Karl08
13th February 2013, 06:46
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YellowDog
13th February 2013, 06:52
I always wondered why choir boys had such high voices! :puke:

Apologies to any devout Catholics out there. And I do have friends in that category, but these guys murdered and torturer their way around the world to spread their good word. I think I prefer the Muslims. They're less violent and more accepting of other faiths!

Laava
13th February 2013, 09:55
I always wondered why choir boys had such high voices! :puke:

Apologies to any devout Catholics out there. And I do have friends in that category, but these guys murdered and torturer their way around the world to spread their good word. I think I prefer the Muslims. They're less violent and more accepting of other faiths!

Haha! It's funny cos it's true!

Paul in NZ
13th February 2013, 10:49
Historically - retired Popes tend to get exterminated by the new Pope...

Its a bit of a weird thing to happen but offers the RC church a chance to move onwards which I have NO DOUBT that they will ignore.

Road kill
13th February 2013, 16:29
I always wondered why choir boys had such high voices! :puke:

Apologies to any devout Catholics out there. And I do have friends in that category, but these guys murdered and torturer their way around the world to spread their good word. I think I prefer the Muslims. They're less violent and more accepting of other faiths!

Show me a white mans religion that hasn't done that.

Good luck.

Grizzo
13th February 2013, 17:38
Show me a white mans religion that hasn't done that.

Good luck.

Very true.

Shoot, rape,strangle,beat and crucify is the mantra!

Paul in NZ
14th February 2013, 07:52
Show me a white mans religion that hasn't done that.

Good luck.

Jeeze - thats a bit unfair to white people... They just had better technology to kill maim and rape their way around the planet.

In general pretty well any religion has a guy with a funny hat standing on a rock asking everyone else without a hat to go kill the unbelievers.... Its traditional - ancient charter or something but I don't think you actually qualify for tax free 'church' status unless you have had at least one crusade or similar.

oneofsix
14th February 2013, 08:11
Jeeze - thats a bit unfair to white people... They just had better technology to kill maim and rape their way around the planet.

In general pretty well any religion has a guy with a funny hat standing on a rock asking everyone else without a hat to go kill the unbelievers.... Its traditional - ancient charter or something but I don't think you actually qualify for tax free 'church' status unless you have had at least one crusade or similar.

+1 I with Paul on this one. Plus this religion was adopted by the white man after they tried hard to stop it. Initially it was a brown boys religion and more blacks followed it than the white man.

ducatilover
14th February 2013, 09:11
Jeeze - thats a bit unfair to white people... They just had better technology to kill maim and rape their way around the planet.

In general pretty well any religion has a guy with a funny hat standing on a rock asking everyone else without a hat to go kill the unbelievers.... Its traditional - ancient charter or something but I don't think you actually qualify for tax free 'church' status unless you have had at least one crusade or similar.

Hats are very evil.

Paul in NZ
14th February 2013, 09:17
Hats are very evil.

Hats, crowns, pointy hoods, caps, turbans. All designed to put a layer between you and the heavens and a certain sign of evil. Personally its my one beef with the helmet law and possibly the reason why some motorcyclists ride like they think they own the road - they get delusional as soon as they put on a crash hat...

A fez is likely OK because there is some air space.

Banditbandit
14th February 2013, 11:07
Show me a white mans religion



First show me this part .. and then I can do the rest ... Christinaity comes from what we now call Palestine - Semitic religion, not a white man's religion ...

(Conspiracy theorists can argue that Christianity is just part of the Jewish plot to take over the world ...)

Swoop
14th February 2013, 11:25
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oneofsix
14th February 2013, 11:50
First show me this part .. and then I can do the rest ... Christinaity comes from what we now call Palestine - Semitic religion, not a white man's religion ...

(Conspiracy theorists can argue that Christianity is just part of the Jewish plot to take over the world ...)

White man's religion; Druids of Britian, slaughtered and maligned by the Romans as they were peace loving people of education and discovery (what we would now call science).

YellowDog
15th February 2013, 08:16
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Banditbandit
15th February 2013, 09:48
White man's religion; Druids of Britian, slaughtered and maligned by the Romans as they were peace loving people of education and discovery (what we would now call science).

That sounds a little romantic - they do seemed to have practiced human sacrifice ...

Banditbandit
15th February 2013, 09:52
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Paul in NZ
15th February 2013, 11:19
That sounds a little romantic - they do seemed to have practiced human sacrifice ...

Only for scientific research purposes....

MSTRS
15th February 2013, 11:59
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