Weddings, shotgun or otherwise

[Karl08]

Hey folks,

I am a Marriage Celebrant.

I live in Welly and do the "Marriage Celebrant thing" in my spare time.

I do not charge.

I do not advertise.

It is something I do to help make peoples wedding day cheaper, more relaxed, and more enjoyable.

I am also a bearded man with tatts.

Wedding coming up? PM me and we can talk more.

[sil3nt]

Sounds like your advertising.

[Karl08]

Sounds like your advertising.

nah.....just pointing out to the population that I have something they may be interested in, so I need to tell that I am not really into telling people that I ....hang on.....this is gonna end up in some odd moment that ends with me disappearing in a puff of logic QED.

With apologies to the late Douglas Adams

[307a]

Hey folks,

I am a Marriage Celebrant.

I live in Welly and do the "Marriage Celebrant thing" in my spare time.

I do not charge.

I do not advertise.

It is something I do to help make peoples wedding day cheaper, more relaxed, and more enjoyable.

I am also a bearded man with tatts.

Wedding coming up? PM me and we can talk more.


I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

Or do I just eat her.

[Oakie]

I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

Or do I just eat her.

You must be yolking!

[nzmikey]

personally I would take a shotgun ... I SHOULD have taken a shotgun to mine ..

could have got the M.I.L. done & dusted on day 1

[Karl08]

I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

Or do I just eat her.

Who am I to stand in the way of true love?

[Scuba_Steve]

I got one of those thingys coming up... You've got me thinking about making it a shotgun 1 now, not sure how the cops would view that tho. Could end up with some uninvited AOS members to the party :lol:

[oneofsix]

I got one of those thingys coming up... You've got me thinking about making it a shotgun 1 now, not sure how the cops would view that tho. Could end up with some uninvited AOS members to the party :lol:

You might need the AOS to protect you.

[White trash]

Can I legally get married on a plane?

[Banditbandit]

I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

Or do I just eat her.


You must be yolking!

That's a bit braisen .. but shell be right ....

[Laava]

Oma lette you eggs crack all the weak puns!

[gijoe1313]

This is starting to turn fowl ...

[Banditbandit]

This is starting to turn fowl ...

We'll just wing it then

[Maha]

Do you do Civil connections?...I think Akzel wants to marry Smokeu.