What's that in your trousers?

[nudemetalz]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8296483/Offensive-weapon-in-pants

"A Timaru man claimed he had forgotten about a 48cm machete he put down his pants to protect himself amid gang rivalry."

I get that all the time....I forget about the 48cm knob I have down my pants :eek5::lol:

[Banditbandit]

Mate .. sometimes these people get sooo wasted they only know which way is up because it's the oppositie direction from their feet .. and sometimes they can't find their feet ..

I find that quite believable ...

The 48cm knob in your pants is different .. that's sooo unwieldly you couldn't walk ... lt alone sit on a motorcycle ...

[cc rider]

The 48cm knob in your pants is different .. that's sooo unwieldly you couldn't walk ... lt alone sit on a motorcycle ...Scooter rider :scooter: :shifty:

[unstuck]

48cm knob

Lot of good that would do, you would pass out every time you got a hard on.:eek:

[caspernz]

Lot of good that would do, you would pass out every time you got a hard on.:eek:

That's why you gotta press "record" on the camera before you get amorous...:bleh:

[nudemetalz]

Mate .. sometimes these people get sooo wasted they only know which way is up because it's the oppositie direction from their feet .. and sometimes they can't find their feet ..

I find that quite believable ...

The 48cm knob in your pants is different .. that's sooo unwieldly you couldn't walk ... lt alone sit on a motorcycle ...

Nah, just coil it like a spring...
I call it "Ohlinob"

[husaberg]

I say is that a machete in your pants or are they just happy to c you:msn-wink:

[cc rider]

Nah, just coil it like a spring...
I call it "Ohlinob"Perhaps an Ozynob for when ya get a knee down :ride:

[Oakie]

Perhaps an Ozynob for when ya get a knee down :ride:

Is that like when you get on your knees?

[cc rider]

... and pray he meant 48mm not cm

[husaberg]

... and pray he meant 48mm not cm

48mm thats like 1 & 3/4"
doesn't seem like a big deal unless its added on the end of a foot-long subway...............

[cc rider]

48mm thats like 1 & 3/4"
doesn't seem like a big deal unless its added on the end of a foot-long subway...............haha yeah??? :scratch:


I worked with a teacher who carried his pet ferret in his pants :eek:

[Banditbandit]

haha yeah??? :scratch:


I worked with a teacher who carried his pet ferret in his pants :eek:

Umm ... there's not much to say to that one is there ...

[cc rider]

Umm ... there's not much to say to that one is there ...No. He was a very shy ferret